Laugh Rule - Blog Posts

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sigh. here let me help hand me a shovel

text: It's not a rabbit hole, I have a shovel and I'm digging

🤣🤣🤣

i had a fever dream about hrt gummies

[tip me im broke lol]

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

*Airdrops a eevee into your askbox and runs*

Penguins walking at 5x speed.

I laughed so fucking hard at this

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

So many of these are really good

why don't we just give the pokemon guns

when i was a freshman in college i wanted to dress up for halloween because i thought surely college students would have the spirit. so i elected to put a whole entire Skull Kid from legend of zelda majora’s mask cosplay together and wear that fucking ensemble to college on halloween.

i step on campus and realize immediately that not one other person is dressed up. not so much as a cat ear headband. so imagine this fucking dude sitting in a class of otherwise normally dressed people looking like this. that was me. this was my 9/11

Feeling sixk.. cougf cockf… im so shick

We have not changed at all have we?

This is how everyone is about maomao and I love it

hey i saw you across the room at the devil's sacrament and loved your vibe

I sent you omens and all kinds of signs please respond

once i figure out how to undoom her from the narrative the wedding is BACK ON

last night my partner held a somber little passover seder to show me what it’s about and when they got to the part where they were supposed to open the door for elijah they paused, frowned, and said “oh. huh. there is a clown.” and I looked out. and sure enough. there was a clown.

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight