Family Portrait :]

"you sound smart" that's because i've spent years doing academic writing to the point that it's my default cadence plus or minus the use of profanity as a tone indicator

"you sound stupid" that's because i'm dumb as fuck

“average nimbasa city citizen has 3 partnered joltiks” factoid just a statistical error. joltiks emmet, who lives in the subway and has more than 10000 partnered joltiks, is an outlier and should not have been counted

I’m going to try and read Homestuck now.

Try is keyword.

What other sites fail to realize is that tumblr is prohibition era america for porn. You can't barge into any search function and go asking for it, but if you know where to go and who to ask it's absolutely still being provided. It's grown over the past years so much that these days you can't step into a taxicab without being offered porn by the driver

july fourth isn't about america to me it's about fall out boy

Coastal Broadwing

Known amongst breeders for their swooping forms, distinctive crest, and exceptionally noble heads, Coastal Broadwings are one of the few who live exclusively along the oceans. They favor warm climates, and like longwings, are almost always grey in color with white hair. Foals are always born totally black and then shed out to white… but occasionally one keeps its black coat. Having “black sand” in your herd is considered good luck.

Another curious feature is their natural affinity for leaping in and out of shallow water. They seem to do this purely for the sport of it and many pilots find it pretty fun if they can master the Coastal’s finicky movement style.

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here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men