Control, Anatomy, And The Legacy Of The Haunted House, Jacob Geller (2019) + Petscop (2017-2019)

Everybody on Twitter is shipping Bowser and Luigi after the second Mario movie trailer and I can only think of poor Kamek lol. 

Seriously he’s my favorite Mario character. I have no idea why.

“the mongoose i want under the house when the snakes slither by” is actually such a raw, sweet romantic pickup line and if i was will middle name graham and i just got fed a warm home cooked breakfast and piping hot coffee and i’m still in my underwear and some guy said that to me while looking at me like he sees me than more than the sum of my parts and what makes me repulsive and monstrous is actually my greatest strength my boxers would be on the floor i am just saying.

stuck

what a little guy

small thing

Commission of Twinleafshipping in Floaroma Meadow (2020) - Don’t repost. [ Commission info ]

There's people for whom "we're leaving in the morning" means "we ride at dawn motherfuckers, you can finish waking up and getting dressed in the car, we'll grab breakfast somewhere along the way", and there's people for whom it means "we'll get going somewhere before noon".

And then they get married.