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Your mom is a braniac, so she decided to to become a volunteer tutor for the boys at your college. She was an instant hit. You stopped counting how many familiar guys shed bring up to her room so they could ¨study real hard¨ as she put it. Often, you could go on instagram and find pics of your moms study sessions as they were happening. It was clear that she had a talent for keeping their attention.

Your friend was really supportive of your moms new fitness regiment. They´d have one on one training sessions where hed supervise her workouts. Since she didnt belong to a gym, they used the attic. It didnt bother you, you were glad it was him instead of you stuck with your mom in that gross sweaty attic.

Once she started making some progress, she wanted to document it. So it wasn't uncommon for you to see your mom lift her shirt and have your friend snap a pic on his phone. Eventually by pure reflex, whenever your mom started to lift her top to show him her abs, or pull her shorts down a little to see her strong pelvic bone, hed start taking picture after picture. He even created a fitness page dedicated to your mom. It features all her pics, and videos of her exercising. He must be doing something right, because its only been up for two days and it has 12,000 likes. Now everyone can see your mom´s progress!

Growing up, your mom tried really hard to be the ¨cool mom.¨ She was successful for the most part, but only because she wore headbands as shirts and tiny shorts everywhere. It got to the point that your friends hung out with her more than you. one on one, of course. They´d be over for hours at a time and only say ¨hello¨ and ¨goodbye” to you. Eventually they started having sleepovers, your mom always wore the special pajamas she bought just for those occasions. Her favorite was one she called the ¨string shirt,¨ which was really a bra made out of tiny straps with little patches of lace just covering her nipples. It always made you uncomfortable, but dont worry, the string shirt never stayed on for long. It was usually hanging from the headboard that would be banging against your bedroom wall for most of the night. 

Mom: That cute neighbor has been working on his car all day, poor guy looks all hot and frustrated. I´m gonna go over there and see if he needs a hand. What? I already put on my work clothes and waved, theres no going back now sweetie. I´m just being a good neighbor. If we cant get it fixed together I can at least go inside and use his air conditioner. After this heatwave, and with our cooling system still broken, I´m gonna pop these straps off and stand in front of his AC for hours! Don´t you see it? Its in that upstairs window. I think its his bedroom. Our sweat and body fluids on each other will feel great with the cool breeze of his AC! If I get my way, thats where I´m gonna be spending most of my time until winter.

Mom: Honey, You know how I have a little crush on that new neighbor of ours right? Well I found out he loves tattoos! So I´m gonna send him a pic of mine. I think this one is pretty good. Since you cant see it all in the pic, Im gonna slide my shorts down and give him a peek when we work out at his place again. 

The local Harley Davidson club asked your mom to pose for their daily calendar. They offered her $300 and as many rides on the back of their bikes as she wanted (but only if she wore the outfits from her shoots.) She agreed immediately. You admit that the calendar came out great, even if it was just photo after photo of your moms almost nude body. She became such a hit in the Harley community that she hangs around their HQ to take pictures and ¨take care¨ of new members. 

Your mom told you that her phone didnt get service at her new boyfriends house, so she gave him your number in case you needed to reach her. You wish he didnt, because every time she was over, he took the liberty of sending you a pic of her getting dressed while sitting on his lap. If he was feeling extra daring hed send you pics from a similar angle, with his pelvis pressed deep in your moms ass, and a chunk of her hair in his fist.

Your mom has been self conscious about her freckles since she was little. She often shared her story with the many guys that tried to pick her up. They took notice, and came up with a game to let her know how beautiful she was. Its called ¨kiss the freckle.¨ The object of the game is to try to kiss every freckle on her body.

Finally, after years of being teased for having freckles on her neck, cleavage, ass, and even a patch on her pussy, she was going to have all these places (and everywhere else) worshiped by almost every guy in your town.

Whenever you or your mom had male company over, shed wear her tightest crop top and panties. Shed say ¨Baby its just clothes, our guests don´t seem to mind one bit.¨ Shed make it a point to drop things and bend over, and constantly fix wedgies with her ass only inches from their faces. You thought ¨its just harmless flirting¨ until your mom and one of your guests would dissapear upstairs. The creaking bed springs and passionate grunts wouldn't stop until they came back downstairs hours later, both covered in sweat, and moms top always askew with one tit popping out. You thought ¨at least they were decent enough to go to her room for privacy.¨ Until you crawled into bed, your sheets sticky with cum, and smelling like mom´s sweat.

mom: Yes honey Im sure. This new mole on my back scares me and I want to make sure its nothing serious. This doctor I met online says If I send a pic of the mole along with some other skin to compare it to, he can give me a diagnosis. I need you to take the picture while I pull my shirt up. Oooh thats a good shot honey! I just need a few more. Let me get on my hands and knees with my ass in the air, the lighting is better if I do that...

mom: Look at these new leggings son! Yeah, I know this is the fifth pair I've shown you, but Im excited. It was so nice of the guys from the gym to get me leggings for my birthday. Now I can look even sexier! Why am I taking pictures? They wanted to see how they fit before I wear them to the gym. Its the least I can do for being so nice. They treat me like family. 

Since I work out at night, the ladies locker room is always locked. But they dont mind letting me use the guys locker room to change and scrub down. Oh calm down baby, Im just one of the guys to them. They give me towel snaps, pats on the ass, and make me play monkey in the middle with my thongs! 

If I drop something one of them will come up behind me, grab my hips, and jokingly start humping me in front of everyone. You know how much of a ham I am, I like to put on a show. So I start moaning like crazy, grab on to my tits, and grind back on his coc- oops! I mean privates honey.

Its strange though, everyone waits till I get in the shower to decide they need to take one too. By the time we all get in, I can barley move! I have a guy at every angle offering to wash a part of me. Youd think Id get done faster that way, but they always take their time and get every inch. 

when everyone leaves, me and one lucky guy will stay in the showers a little longer to get one last work out in..

Even if she was exhausted, your mom loved sending post workout pics to all of her boyfriends. Her pics were so popular, it wasn't uncommon to see them surface online on various porn sites.

mom: ¨I´m so glad your buddies invited me to join you on spring break! I haven't done this since I was your age, and I cant believe I still fit into my old two piece. When I first slipped it on I had a hard time getting around my boobs, but your friend john was nice enough to help me squeeze them in. Baby what do you expect, we only have 2 rooms and 8 people. If I´m sharing a room with three guys they´re gonna see me get changed. They aren´t bothering anyone, and they were nice enough to bring me. 

We´ve gotten really close the past few days, like family. If I´m in the shower and one of them needs to use it next, I don´t mind them waiting in the bathroom. It gives us some alone time to talk one on one, even if I have to pull back the curtain a bit so I can hear them. Hell, If we´re getting ready for bed, I´ll let them hop in with me so we can get ready faster. Baby stop shaking... its ok, we just help each other wash up. 

We even share beds! The guys take turns sleeping with me. Its so much fun, we have pillow talk, tickle fights, and I get to cuddle with a cute young guy every night while I fall asleep. I just wish they weren't so hormonal, I keep getting my ass poked by an accidental boners throughout the night, some of them even hold on to me and hump me in their sleep. I just play along, its good to let them get it out of their systems. My pjs consist of thongs and tank tops, of course they´re gonna get hard tangled up in bed with me. By the time I wake up, my pjs are lost in the sheets and I have your friends sweat all over me.

Honey whats that stain on your swim trunks? Maybe you should go in the water till it disappears... ooh look, Mikes coming this way. we´re gonna go back to the room baby, he wants me to model some new bikinis I bought yesterday. 

Your friend decided to give your mom a wedgie as a joke. She got really embarrassed when he saw her spongebob undies, so she mad him take them off of her. He didnt mind, he preferred your mom in just her tank top anyway. 

Mom: "Look honey, aren't these pjs cute? My new boyfriend bought me them for when I sleep over. He even came up with a fun little game where he has to try to fit into it with me! It might take some wiggling and rubbing but I think he can squeeze in. If we can do it I promised to reward him by keeping it off the rest of the night."

You and your mom decided to visit the public pool. As soon as you got there, every guy had their eyes on her. One guy has been standing over your mom talking to her for a while now, he must think shes really interesting.

mom: ¨Whats the problem honey? Im just showing off my new glasses to all my friends on facebook. No its not inappropriate at all, I have my shorts on dont I? All the guys I sent this pic to said it was perfect for facebook, but it took a few poses and outfits to get it right. Look how many likes and shares I have already! Everyone in the state is going to see this lol.¨

With so many horny guys demanding pics, your mom had to get creative with camera angles if she was going to keep them hard for their dates...

You thought it was inappropriate that the guys in your town would send your mom underwear for her birthday. You thought it was REALLY inappropriate when shed send them pics of her modeling them.

Your mom was always worried she was too skinny to be sexy. That´s why she got famous in your town for sending out half naked pics to anyone who´d say she was hot. This always leads to more sexting, then a date, and her coming home and leading some young guy up to her room. When you heard them grunting along with their skin slapping together, you knew what those guys really thought of your mom.

Your mom went to the beach with an old guy friend of hers. Unfortunately, she ¨forgot¨ to bring a bikini. Luckily her friend offered his shirt for her to wear swimming. Of course, when she returned his shirt, she told him he´d have to scrub the salt water off her body...

...I guess thats why they´ve been in the shower for an hour and a half.

You were proud of your mom for going to the gym more, but you wish she didnt post pics of her sweat covered ass on instagram. 

Feel free to inbox me to tell me which captions you like the best, and to give suggestions.

You hadn't seen your mom since noon yesterday, and you're starting to worry. She said she was going on a date with a guy she met on tinder. You told her not to wear her tight leggings when meeting a stranger, and now you fear the worst has happened.  

You finally text her: ¨Mom, are you ok?¨

a few minuets pass

Mom´s phone: ¨Shes fine, we just lost track of time.¨

You: ¨Is this her date? Prove to me she ok right now or Im calling the cops.¨

Mom´s phone: ¨Yes it is. Shes watching tv right now, see?¨

He sends you a pic.

Those leggings you told her not to wear weren´t in sight, and it dosen´t look like shes wearing panties either... 

Mom: I’m sorry baby, but You Know the rules. My new boyfriend bought me these outfits specifically for the house. He love seeing me in as little as possible. I think I should give myself a little wedgie, he always gets hard when my thongs ride up my ass. Son, is my ass popping out enough? Pull this thong further up mommys cheecks will you?

Since shes discovered Facebook, your mom has developed a selfie addiction. At the same time, after they friended her, the men in your town became chronic masurbators. Im sure its just a coincidence.

Your get a text from your moms phone after not seeing her all night.

phone: Hey, is this Sheila’s son?

you: Yes, whos this?

phone: Your mom fell asleep at my place. I spilled some beer on her at the club so we came back to wash her clothes. We cuddled while we waited. One thing lead to another and things got really sweaty.

mom: … ok, when will she be home?

phone: Idk, I had to re wash her clothes cause they sat in the wash all night. Plush, she's still spent from last night. Just look at her.

He sent this pic.

Your mom sent you a text from her boyfriend's house one night.

mom: Hey honey! Mike is so sweet, he bought me this outfit for when I sleep over. I have to be more careful though, I’ve already lost the bottoms twice tonight! He took the pic, I have my hands busy right now.

you: What are you guys doing?

mom: He asked me to shave his balls, but every time I try to move his cock out of the way, it bounces and hits me on the cheek! Gotta go, if we’re gonna get this done I need to give him a really good crotch massage. xoxo

Your mom went on vacation with her new “guy friend” Mark, but forgot her phone at home with you. Instead she sent you updates from Mark’s phone. It got awkward once when Mark accidentally sent you a pic he took of her sitting on a sink. He apologized, saying he meant to send it to his friend.

One night, she sends you this pic.

mom: Hey! I need your opinion. Mark says this counts as pajamas and I say it doesn't. What do you think?

you: Well… I guess people usually sleep in their underwear… so yes.

mom: Really? good thing you told me. Mark came up with a fun little “no pjs” rule tonight. I just wanted to know if I had to take this off or not before crawling into bed with him. Looks like it’s a yes!

you: What?? I take it back, you can wear that!

mom: Too late honey, we’re already in bed. I have to put down my phone, something just popped up and I need to take care of it. xoxo

mom: I’m so happy I decided to become a model. Didn’t these pics come out great? They already have so many comments, just look!

“fuck, shes hot.”

“I can’t believe I’m jerking off to this for the third time.”

“I wanna peel those shorts off and fuck this slut from behind.”

They’re so silly. I’ve already made $1200 from my pay per view hardcore shoot, but there's no way I’m showing you that!