Latest Posts by sltymmy - Page 3

mom: Oh this? Your friends and I have a little game where I have to send them a selfie, no matter where I am or what Im doing. In this pic I was at the gym, they seem to like those ones a lot. Its no big deal when Im at work or cooking, but when it gets a little embarrassing when Im in the shower...

Your mom always wondered why guys would tug at their hard cocks through their pants whenever she gave them rides.

You text your mom while shes over your friends house “helping him recover” from his injury.

you: Mom, I know you feel bad about Mike breaking his hand, but do you really need to sleep over his house to make sure hes ok?

mom: Baby it's fine, I'm a natural caretaker. His bed is a little small but if we squeeze together it won't matter. In fact, he asked me to stay for a few days. I’m gonna make sure his cast doesn't get wet while he showers, and help him scrub down so he doesn't have to use his hands. Can you bring me 3 more pairs of boyshorts? I’ve only got the ones I’m wearing. Thanks!

mom: Hey honey! My new boyfriend got my tongue pierced. He says it feels great gliding on his .. oops! Sorry honey, you weren't supposed to know that part.

mom: Your friend was nice enough to buy me these shorts, it's only fair I send him a few pics in them.