Latest Posts by sockimonki - Page 3

redraw of saiyans dont joke by engineerd and stardust_steel

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

GUYS!! GUYS!!:-)

the ORB

octopus 2022 wrapped

this year you disguised yourself as:

coral 10023 times

ocean floor 8064 times

coconut shell 244 times

various fish 196 times

scuba divers long lost wife 12 times

the average tumblr user will see this post. they will feel compelled to open up the comments. when they do this they'll see that nearly every comment written is identical.

they all say "Man, I sure do love the hivemind".

with that exact same punctuation and capitalization.

upon scrolling further they might find comments that do not say this.

they will be compelled to reply to that comment with the word "Anomaly". and nothing more.

woah this character is so cool i wish they were covered in blood their whole body trembling with a look of absolute horror on their face as theyre struggling to breathe in panic

the humble apostrophe

My friend got me onto Midnight Burger and thus shit posts are created!

(I have no idea if they have canon designs but I will persevere with my own!)

you know what? time and tide HAVE roiled me too harshly. diurnal courses HAVE left me with no safe haven. radio preachers, please look for me and find me a little faster.

who will you be tonight?

Three dads-

All of them are alien dads,

the shortest one thus having higher density of anger and closer to hell is a space dad and has been in a state of constant emotional crisis for the past 10+ years,

the happiest one is both a Grandpa and a huge manchild and is always ready to punch you straight to the next universe with the kindest smile,

and the daddiest dad is a also a dad of the two other dads and is fighting the urge to lock up these vegetables in Hyperbolic time chamber forever every minute

I love this whole crazy mess

I miss him sm