cool trans girl at the skatepark that just fell and crotched herself on a rail: owwww... >_< the pain...
other cool trans girl: oh no! that looked like it hurt! do you need anything...?
cool trans girl: yeah... i need someone to kiss it better. =( preferably another girl. like, right here in the open too. and sloppily
I will never forgive the marauders for dying tbh. Like no.
some observations on color coding eyewear in ficton and their meanings
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:
Sirius: *flips table* IM NEVER LEAVING MY ROOM AGAIN!
Remus: *looking at Harry and Ginny* So how’s Draco and Luna
Remus: *Harry starts talking about Draco and Ginny starts talking about Luna**both with love struck faces* your going to have to tell him eventually
Harry: Yeah, but it’s sooo funny to mess with him *hands Ginny four galleons* here’s that for dinner
Ginny: That was definitely worth it.
Harry: Yeah and this is my girlfriend, Ginny
Sirius: Isn’t she Ron’s little sister?
Harry: Yeah but-
Sirius: Youre dating your best friend little sibling? WHAT IS IT WITH YOU POTTERS?! YOU ARE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER HARRY GODDAMNIT
Harry: What?
Sirius: *Staring up at the sky* ARE YOU HAPPY NOW JAMES? HES TAKING AFTER YOU! YOU LITTLE BROTHERFUCKER!