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☍ Normal Scheduling Has Been Interrupted Mowgli was going to scribe a poem or a dramatic monologue. Or something equally (in)coherent. But instead… the glitch won. The Underland Review: Issue One – This Zine Is a Lie is now live. 43 pages of soft monsters, glitch-lit poetry, haunted prose, cursed diagrams, and art that shouldn’t exist but does anyway. A digital archive stitched together with pocket lint, rage, and love. ☍ READ THE ZINE Free to read, cursed to absorb. Share it with your coven, your nemesis, your local librarian. ☍ DOWNLOAD THE ZINE (Pay What You Want) Keep a high-res PDF in your glitch archive. Every donation helps us print more, distribute wider, and one day pay the beautiful liars who make this possible. ☍ ORDER A PRINT COPY ($5.55 + your soul) Hold the lie in your hands. Smell the ink. Feel the contradiction. ☍ Submissions for Issue Two Are Open Deadline: August 10th, 2025 We're seeking: poetry, prose, essays, visual art, sound pieces, spoken word, and other beautiful misfits. If it glitches, bleeds, howls, or doesn’t fit in polite company — we want it. We accept text, image, and audio formats. MP3s, JPGs, PDFs, .docx, strange attachments — bring us your fragments. Collaborative works are welcome. Email us at: riverandceliainunderland@gmail.com Subject line: THIS IS A LIE – [Your Name] Thank you for reading. Thank you for believing in beautiful contradictions. We were never here. — River & Celia Curators of Lies, Underland Division
The Underland Review We are seeking: → Poetry that twitches → Microfiction that self-destructs → Essays with fangs → Visual art that shouldn’t exist → Redacted files, haunted code, cursed diagrams, scanned receipts from imaginary revolutions We do not care about your CV. We do not require polished bios. Previously published works? Sure. We do not pay (yet — sorry, capitalism). But we do offer love, weirdness, and a spotlight. ✴ Featured contributors will receive: A digital copy of the zine Features on our site and socials An invite to our glitch-lit open mic (date tba) The deep satisfaction of being canon in a lie Deadline: August 10th, 2025 for Edition 2 Format: PDF or Word for text. JPG/PNG for art. Max 1 piece per person. Email: riverandceliainunderland@gmail.com Subject line: This submission is a lie – [Your Name] We don’t tolerate bigotry, AI slush, or boring work.
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Source: The Underland Review
what did nachos do to you
I hate nachos.
yall
yall
yall
it’s raining
and it’s a friday
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istfg if one more person at this dorkass school tells me to throw my coffee away while hAVING A COFFEE IN THEIR HAND IMMA LOSE IT
APPLE NEEDS TO GET RID OF THIS STUPID BLUR SHIT IT LOOKS LIKE ASS I WANNA SEE THE REST OF MY WALLPAPER RAAAAAAAAH
hey, yall remember when I stand I hate school dances?
Yeah, nothings changed
nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends
YALL WE ACTUALLY DIDNT PASS OUT
still don’t know what I’m on the brink of tho
what are you on the brink of?? PASSING TF OUT
what are you on the brink of?? PASSING TF OUT
basically randy is a weirdo puppykitty #REAL
Get attacked!! ✨🌈 SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING 🌈
@chaotic-orphan @sp4cedustxd
I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.
(and with my departure)
(from the pain i harbor)
(i feel i am sinking)
(and sailing to swim)
when you toss and turn in your sleep, i hope it's because you can't stop thinking about
People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.
Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.
yall I just started reading the welcome to night vale book and it’s so yummy already like the world building is immaculate
treat black queers kindly and love us. that's all.
What I mean when I do not control the hyperfixation.
oooh don’t mind if I yes
Really real song: starchild by sweet pill orrrr Ghost by Gouge Away
song I find beautiful: Cut the Bridge by Linkin Park but specifically the acapella version (although it’s rlly just a vocals only song but they called it acapella so 🤷)
Poetic song: i saw Jesus hanging on a basketball hoop by sorry mom. idk it just scratches an itch in my brain
A song that says what I wish someone would say to me: You’re Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring, always makes me feel good when I listen to it
A song that makes me want to kick ass: there’s many songs that could be be filed under this but imma go with emo girl chainsaw fuck by barbed wire Barbie (yes that is the name of the song).
A song that I’ve been listening to/that’s been stuck in my head: blackboxwarrior by will wood but specifically the cover Bear Ghost dropped out of no where lol
Tag game!!! (Please don’t let this flop that’d be embarrassing TvT)
Name a really real song
Name a song you find beautiful
Name a song that just feels like poetry
Name a song that says what you wish someone would say to you
Name a song that makes you want to kick ass
Name a song you have stuck in your head or are listening to/listened to recently
And I’ll start
Holding onto smoke by motionless in white
Turning out by ajr
Strangers by bring me the horizon
Take on the world by you me at six
Dangerous by set it off
The world is ugly by my chemical romance
Tags: @chelseaaasmileee @starrstruckksouul @average-emo-enigma @enoby-darkness-raven-way @lowkey-mynx @bookworm-fangirl1
uhhhh
I went roller skating and had my phone in my pocket (as you do)
then I somehow accumulated a bunch of badges
do with that information what you will
Loser girls we will prevail