stubbytime

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Even without words, we communicate through our eyes.

baby javelinas….

oscar checking in on lando during his interview 🧡

George featuring in Williams content bc his ass is glued to alex. fork found in kitchen

lando and oscar finding out during the press conference about the pic george posted and oscar saying it's great 😭😭

alexa, play sexy bitch by david guetta

steve getting grabbed by the tie 🙈

Period Pookie

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

My car is getting serviced and this auto shop has a shop dog and he's ridiculous. Look at this guy. This is a grown ass man.

It's Wet Beast Wednesday

Lando telling Oscar “please stand up” ??? Lando moving to hold Oscar’s microphone before the presenter takes it ??? Lando staring at Oscar with a big smile as he accepts the award ????

They make me SICK

i feel completely and totally normal about this. nothing irrational happening in my brain.

people already sent me this over 15 times

you are the knife i turn inside myself; that is love. that, my dear, is love. transformers : one (2024) // a history of my brief body, billy-ray // the fallen angel by alexandre cabane (1847) // after the movie by marie howe // psalms 41:9 // the ides of march, edward john poynter (1836–1919) // like a tattoo, sade // angels before man, rafael nicolás // richard silken

Thunderbolts* movie gonna start out with Bucky on the phone watching shit go down and being like "Yeah, I'm gonna have to call you back." Not revealing who he was on the phone with.

The movie plot happens, then with the final end scene Bucky finally gets his phone back out and makes a call and it's like:

"Hey, babe, sorry about that. Shit got crazy."

No response, explosions, gunshots, screaming in the background.

"Sam?"

*Sam's voice, maybe even a cut to him instead of just phone call* "We're gonna need some help! It's fucking Doomsday over here!"

Marvel theme song. Roll credits.

there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD

lando and oscar designing their own grandstand seats!

Doomed siblings enjoyers when the one that dedicated their whole life to trying to live up to their parents is still worse at it than their sibling who spent their whole life rejecting them

kid: "i like lando because he is kind and respectful for other people. your so kindness"

oscar: "i like your so kindness too"

lando: "oh yeah? well thank you oscar!"

important confession

i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.

U know what my favorite detail is? Sevika eventually got rid of her 'collar'. (there should be some analysis here, like she finally became herself, but forgive me, thoughts leave my head when I see Sevika)

Be free, my lesbian queen with undercut.

+ And Jinx, by the way, literally and figuratively took off Sevika's collar. Or in other words: Sevika finding herself in the company of women, Jinx and Ishi, and felt freedom and safety. (I don't mean anything romantic!!!)

doberman femme bulldog butch what’s better than this

Melvika child cannon

drew over something i wrote for a class and liked :] sorry the cars are lowkey ugly, its because I fucking hate cars and cant be bothered to learn what they look like beyond ominous hunks of metal

edit: transcript of the poem by itself under the cut

6 Tips for Crossing the Road

Look both ways

The road is for cars. 

Make sure to look for them before crossing. Even when you have the right of way, cars have a lot of safety features and you have none. 

Use designated crosswalks 

The road is for cars. 

So is the crosswalk but, under brief and temporary conditions, you can use it too! Never jaywalk, never walk in the road, just hope there is a clear and functional sidewalk. 

Cross at the light

The road is for cars. 

There are rules and signs for them, but that can only go so far. Walk quickly and hold your breath and hope that the light doesn't turn. Make eye contact with drivers as their cars teem with potential energy, rumbling with disdain at the inconvenience of your crossing. Try to ignore the cloud of exhaust that you are in and they are above. 

Leash your pets

The road is for cars. 

Obviously. 

To you, it may be natural to sacrifice so much space to them but to your dog, it is not. His instinct is to explore freely. You must curb it. Modern US car models have such high hoods that the average child, let alone dog, is obscured. Even on the sidewalk, hold the leash tight because the sidewalk (if you are so blessed) is next to the street and the threat still looms.

Look out for road kill

The road is for cars. 

And no one was there to leash the deer. 

Or the raccoon. 

Or the cat. 

Did you know that the most reliable sample method for wildlife in an area is looking at the roadkill? 

Remember these tips

The road is for cars. 

Cars are everywhere. In the city. In the suburbs. In the country. In the woods (the US Forest Service manages more roads than the entire Ministry of Transit in China.) Cars are everywhere because there are roads to bring them there, which is great if you are a car and want to get from place to place fast without worrying about the in-between. 

Unfortunately, you are not a car. 

You are an animal. 

You are in-between. 

So remember to look both ways.