Stubbytime - IT IS OKAY.

I think my favorite genre of headcanons (specifically in the arcane fandom) are older people acting their age.

You give Sevika or Ambessa a phone and them being in the 40's-50's age range, they would most definitely hold it too far from their face, squint, and use their index finger to scroll to whatever videos or images they want to see next. Oh, and they don't consider volume to be an issue either. No headphones. No turning it down. You can't walk down the hall without hearing whatever obscure video they're watching.

Ambessa being a black mom would 100% be one of those to see a kid without socks or a coat on in reasonably calm weather - it's just hit 50 or 60 degrees outside in fall (10-15 Celsius) and her brows would knit together in frustration as she mumbles something along the lines of; "Where is that child's coat?"

Both of their Facebook profile photos would be some variation of the awkward mom/aunt angles where they're holding the camera too low so that they're looking down at it with the faintest hint of a smile (not Sevika though, I fear that lady is not about to smile on Facebook. Hell she doesn't post on social media at all, she just has it to occasionally be nosy)

Both Sevika and Silco need reading glasses. Neither of them wears them when they need to. But when they do the moment they're called on by someone or trying to read something they'll do that thing where they tilt their head down and look over the rims as if that'll somehow make seeing whoever/whatever they're trying to look at easier to see.

Like all the sexy headcanons are fun and all, but I do need more of these. I crave it like water.

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

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Arcane is not a subtle show and I am not complaining in the slightest.

Silco really pulled a jinx and accidently killed one of his found family members, either with a bomb or by stoking the enforces rage whilst trying to help them. And then Vander took out his rage on Silco and tried to kill him (something Vander clearly regretted, but dam man) like it's no wonder Silco imprinted on Jinx so hard, they practically have the exact same backstory.

It could also explain why he hates Vi so much, as aside from her ruining his plans she's like the second coming of Vander to him. So, he ended pushing all of his unresolved hatred to Vander onto her, it actually explains why he went so feral during the dinner party.

Silco and Jinx even have the same hair like this is not funny, at this point I wouldn't even be surprised if Silco also used to make bombs and gadgets in the past.

this is fucking frying me rn 😭😭😭

Holy fucking shit

 Mathieu César / Vanessa Bellugeon do you want my wallet? My life? Whatever you want please take it

absolute whiplash bc domscar in the video with the drop challenge and now Oscar being completely blissfully whipped by bossy Lando

- Lando needs a restraining order on the smile Oscar has while watching him silently

Lando classing Oscar and Carlos together does ~something to me in terms of me wanting to read smth about their roles in Lando's life and how he perceives those roles !!! we already know Oscar always classes Lando and Carlos together bc Lando stalker/carlando stan but Lando putting Oscar and Carlos together mmmmmmmmmm two significant men in his life but also parallel of Lando needing Carlos to help him his first years in F1 and now Lando being the one to help Oscar through his first years in F1 .....

- Oscar feebly bringing up the rules and Lando huffily turning away from him and muttering "changed the rules" and that WHAT

- Lando doing the deadly wife-turns-to-husband-outraged and Oscar looking utterly UTTERLY fond and in love while being scolded in public and on camera and softly saying "no"

- AND THEN WHEN OSCAR STUMBLES OVER IS WORDS AND LANDO GIVES HIM THAT LOOK LIKE HMMM???- THEN STARING AT EACH OTHER SMILING BC IT'S GOOD FOR COUPLES TO ARGUE SOMETIMES WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEYYYYY

- "unless the other person" "their" neutral pronouns :)

- they do that thing of only talking to each other rather than the camera or the interviewer when deciding what Alex and Daniel's podcasts would be bc they'd both actually be interested in those

- Oscar's mischievous little smile but once again all Lando has to do is voice displeasure and Oscar caves immediately

- Lando's little smile that he automatically hides after Oscar says "one of the first times I met you"

- also the way Oscar like hesitates for a sec bc he's prob thinking of how they met during the sky interview already but does Lando remember ??

- Lando tapping at the nickname and Oscar's utter pride in "Osco" do you like that your cool teammate wants to have a name all his own for you do you want him to have ownership over you

- OH GOD OSCAR LOOKING HELPLESSLY BETWEEN THEM WHILE THEY DISCUSS HIS LOVE LIFE

- the soft little series of expressions on Oscar's face as Lando gestures to him and says "why does dating have to be a woman" !!!

- the soft way Oscar is curious why Lando chose Fernando as someone who would cry at a sad movie and then softly agreeing with Lando's reasoning idk that's just so cute he's so like oh?? I see what you mean! :3

- Oscar's little smile bc Lando may be ribbing him but he rly does not mind being known for crying if the moment merits it <3

- Oscar's little 'noooo' and Lando's obnoxious glee at what will probably work out as him being voted driver of the day from here on out ldhfjlsdafhlasf

Winter beaches, The Outer Hebrides.

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The Abandoned Thundersnake

(just a neat idea for a setting that Warriors should totally have:) the cats belong to some of my followers ! Train was referenced from a Finnish steam train located in the woods of Essex)

F1 but it’s ultra specific ship dynamics that I need in order to enjoy the ship:

Versainz: baby’s first situationship (literally pentaltyboxbox’s art is my versainz thesis. “Ay, Max, no. I am not gay and neither are you” 🤨) teammates who weren’t supposed to like each other reluctantly becoming friends and then being intricately connected for the rest of their careers. But totally not in a gay way. Of course.

Chestappen: repressed catholic and some guy who needs dilf pussy so bad he wants to kill himself (this is deeply important to me)

Strollonso: Brat princess Lance. Heros and anti-heroes. I’m on the dark side. Tell Lance not to worry I just want to build a gap with the cars behind. You’re my fucking hero.

Carlando: Baby’s first situationship pt.2?? Lando with a massive crush, first real boyfriend Carlos….i need there to be angst. Lando fell first AND harder, etc.

Britcedes/Gewis: George fumbling all over himself trying to impress Lewis, Lewis just thinking he’s cute no matter what. It’s the coolest man alive/weird little freak he’s obsessed with pairing of my dreams. George: this is my boyfriend he’s cooler than me and also he’s cooler than all of you.

Maxiel: first love married divorced remarried pining missing something that maybe was never there will they won’t they one big game of gay chicken healing from baby’s first situationship etc etc etc (I adore them)

Dando: trying to find solace in another, longing for someone you can’t get back, subversion of expected dynamics (controversial: I fully believe Lando tops in this one). But also. They need to have one brain cell. Lando blabbing on about god knows what. Daniel sweating and popping a vein bc of how much he needs to kiss him.

Twinklaren/Landoscar: third time’s the charm, oh you’re the one I’ve been waiting for, tender glances, young love, first teammate crush syndrome

Danterri: we had something weird in the past. “Find another weed guy I can’t fuck with you…uhhhmm nothing personal I can’t fall in love right now and youre Everything I love so if I ever see you again I’ll never let go of your hand sooo yeah” (we’ve all seen that one web weaving.) Are you dating the female version of me?

Lecciardo: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN VEGAS. Charles needs dick from a guy with unstoppable charisma soooooo bad. Fueling each other’s impulsive sides, etc etc

Sebchal: baby’s first situationship (Charles’ version) (from the vault) I miss you so much I’m going to listen to breakup songs all night long. I still think of you every day. I named you twice in a list of drivers. You may even kiss. If it was the omegaverse Seb is so obviously an alpha.

Brocedes: if it doesn’t make me physically sick to my stomach with anguish I do not want it. I hope you die I hope we both die. Hand in unlovable hand. I still consider him my best friend in my heart. We’re not friends. Are they lovers? Worse.

Chewis (Charles/Lewis. I recognise this is also the name for Checo/Lewis. What is the Charles/Lewis name?) me and the bad bitch I pulled by being in violation of that one article section. You know the post. They suffer together. Kinship in joint pain. You’ve got a long future ahead of you. Praise kink.

Let me know if you want a part 2, if so, send ships you want!

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