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More turtls for yall!! Mostly from the family au but also 2012 Donnie and Casey,

(lmk if yal like the big drawing posts, they come like once a week just with what I’ve recently done, or if I should post just once and more frequently))

“Ranboo: Tubbo and I don’t use pet names. Tommyinnit: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Ranboo: Honey? Tubbo: Yes, dear? Ranboo: Tommyinnit: Don’t ever lie to my face again.”

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Kidnapper holding Stiles ransom: Try anything funny and he gets it!

Sheriff Stilinski: Don't kill him!

Kidnapper: We won't do nothing so long as we get what we want.

Sheriff Stilinski: I wasn't talking to you. Stiles, don't you dare do anything!

Kidnapper: W-what?

zuko rly thought the avatar was 100 years old, and he was still fully prepared to fucking kidnap him. imagine if that had actually gone down like zuko thought it would. you’re a fully-realized avatar and you’ve been hiding out for over a century and all of a sudden you get approached by this 13 year old kid who’s like “WHATS GOOD I’VE GOT NO DEPTH PERCEPTION AND I’M READY TO FIGHT GOD” 

Never rant to the resident baby!!

Leo doesn't know what incompetent means but he's offended anyways...

edit: we hit 5k notes!! thank you :)

edit: 10K ?!?!!!! THANK YOU

Jack: Cas I need you to come pick me up right now

Cas: Why

Jack: Dean is passive aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do 8 hours ago

Jack: This house isn’t safe for me anymore

cicero acts like a fool but this bitch outran a werewolf on his shorter than usual imperial leggies, significantly wounded said werewolf, got past the troll that had somehow broken into the sanctuary despite literally bleeding the whole way, and will still fite u if u fail to pickpocket him.

[The squad is trying to con some random guy]

Tommy: Um, Tubbo, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Tubbo: We need money!

Tommy: You're scamming him?

Tubbo: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Tommy: What?! No way!

Tubbo: Why not? We already stole Ranboo!

Ranboo: Hey guys

Tommy: No, we didn't. Ranboo can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!

Ranboo: I wanna steal

There must be at least a few criminal groups and criminals terrified of kunikida after seeing him choke dazai, because to them that's the demon prodigy and this guy is calling him a dumbass to his face

Stiles: Every now and then I like to do as I’m told, just to confuse people.