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he would slay tho
*Sam as a lawyer*
Sam: Your honour, you weren't there so shut the fuck up
Jack: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Dean: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Jack:
Jack: [sobs]
Sam: You fucking scared him, you idiot.
Lucifer: *is drowning*
Jack: I'd save him but who am I to play god?
Gabriel: YOU ARE LITERALLY THE GOD NOW!!!!
Eileen: *bursts in* WHO ATE MY MUFFINS, I WILL FUCKING-
Jack: It was me. I’m sorry, Eileen.
Eileen: Oh no, it’s okay! You know what, I’ll go get you some more, just you wait. *rushes out the door*
Dean, Sam, and Cas: *looking terrified for their lives*
Jack: *sips apple juice calmly* You guys owe me.
Jack: Cas I need you to come pick me up right now
Cas: Why
Jack: Dean is passive aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do 8 hours ago
Jack: This house isn’t safe for me anymore
Adam: *at 3am* If bike is short for bicycle then mike is short for micycle
Michael: wait—
Gabriel: Shhh let him speak Micycle
Gabriel: Grammar tip “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance
Sam: Do you? Do you need a hug?
Gabriel, tearing up: Yes...
Gabriel: What’s up I’m back
Lucifer: I literally saw you die, you died, you were dead
Gabriel: Death is just a social construct
[Cas and A disheveled Gabriel meeting up with Sam and Dean for ice cream after a day at the park]
Sam:*shocked when he sees Gabriel* What happened babe?
Cas:*holding an ice cream cone,sitting on Deans lap* Instead of feeding bread to the ducks Gabriel fed them bird seeds and they all turned on him.
Sam:Turned? *wide eyes* as in..?
Cas:*pulls out his phone,shows him a video he filmed where Gabriel is standing on a bench,clutching bird seeds to his chest while all around him ducks quack angrily*
Dean:If he was standing on a bench then why does he look like the ducks walked over him?
Cas:Watch.
[In the video Gabe jumps off the bench and properly trips over his own feet,ducks attack,pecking and start stepping over him]
Sam:*hugging Gabe* my poor baby.
Dean:*laughing* Aw man that’s awesome. Send me that.
Gabe:Your boyfriend didn’t help me at all!
Cas:If I would have helped you I would have never filmed a great video.
Gabe:You threw more bird seeds at me!
Cas:*smiling* it was very funny.
Sam: So, I have to go to the eye doctor this week.
Jack: Yes, you need to get your vision orbs checked.
Sam: Ah... yes. My vision orbs..
Jack: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules?
Sam: What?
Jack: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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Micheal: *flying*
Gabriel: *throws a rock at him*
Micheal, as he's falling: Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this!
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Micheal: *playing the harp*
Gabriel: LOL. Fucking nerd!
Michael: Why you bully me?
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jack: why do people go to college?
sam: to learn things related to the careers they want to have, and to learn about themselves.
jack: i wanna go to college!!!
sam, crying: im so p rouD
Dean: If you hurt my brother, I’ll fucking kill you and-
Gabriel: Yeah Yeah Yeah, whatever boss man. I have no intention on hurting Sammy. To be honest, I’m more scared of your mom.
Dean:
Dean: no, that’s fair.
Gabriel: yeet
Lucifer:yeet
Balthazar: skirt
Gabriel: skeet
Balthazar: yeet
Lucifer: skirt
The Empty: pLeAsE jUsT sToP
Sam: Alright, I'm gonna go to bed, don't do murder
Jack: Why would I murder anyone?
Castiel: I wasn't planning on it, but now I will
Dean: Fuck you, don't tell me what to do
Sam: Literally fuck all of you, why am I friends with you?
Jack: Dad can you pass me the salt
Sam Dean and Cas all go to hand him salt
Jack: …thanks dad..s
Sam,Dean,Cas insink: you’re welcome
Rowena: Jack hon do me a wee favor and shoot me please.
Dean: *sitting on the floor* Guys the floor is lava!
Dean: *jumps on the sofa*
Sam: *puts his feet up onto the love seat from where they were on the floor and continues reading his book*
Gabriel: * gets off the sofa and lies face up on the floor*
Dean: Gabe the floor is lava
Gabriel: I know, I welcome the sweet relief of death.
Sam: Gabe are you okay?
Gabriel: What do you think, I’m never okay life is meaningless.
Dean: Gabe get on the fucking sofa.
Gabriel: *flips onto the rug* There, I’m not on the floor.
Dean: *sighs* Fuck you Gabe.
Sam: (drunk) hey! You’re my favourite bitch
Gabriel: I… didn’t realize I was your bitch. Or that you had other bitches
Sam: your other personalities are also my bitches, but this one’s my favourite.
Gabriel: awwww…I think?
Sam: ya know, being tall has a lot of disadvantages.
Gabe: yeah right, Name one.
Sam: the cramp I get in my neck everytime I look at you.
Dean: What do you think is the height of stupidity?
Castiel: Hold on. Hey, Gabriel how tall are you?
Mary: can you pass the-
Gabriel: I’m in love with your son!
Mary: salt. Uh… which one?
Gabriel: Sam, obviously.
Mary: good, cuz they don’t talk about it, but I’m pretty sure Dean and Castiel secretly got married and never bothered to tell anyone.
Castiel: Why can’t you go to Arizona?
Lucifer: Let’s just say there might be a warrant there for my arrest…and in Ohio…and some other states I can never remember
Gabriel: Well you just gotta remember the song I made for you
Gabriel (singing): What are the states where Luci can’t go, Arizona, Utah, and Ohio
Castiel: Oh my
Gabriel (singing again): There’s three more states where Luci can’t be, Texas, New Hampshire, and Tennesee
Lucifer (also sings): I’m also not welcome in Europe
Sam: It's really dark here
Gabriel: Don't worry I got this
Gabriel: *stomps heelies*
Gabriel: *slips and falls*
Gabriel: Damn it. I thought I was wearing my light up Skechers
Sam: I'm glad it's dark
Dean: I’m cold
Castiel: I told you to bring a coat! (Begrudgingly wraps Dean in his trench coat)
Sam: it’s pretty cold out
Gabriel: here (wraps self around Sam) better?
Sam: uh… we’re about to go question the witness, so…
Gabriel: shhhh… just let it happen
Belphegor: Bitches wanna be me so bad....... Jack: .........You stole my body. Belphegor: Don't be stingy bitch
Dean: Burger My King. Charlie: Taco My Bell. Dean: Sub My Way. Charlie: Jimmy My John's. Dean: Jack In My Box. Charlie: Dunkin' My Donuts. Dean: Whiten My Castle. Charlie: ........I don't like that last one Sam: .......... Castiel: ............
Reader: hey Dean, can you turn the lights on?
Dean: I don't need to baby, your the only light I need
Reader: Dean, that's sweet, but I can't see shit in here