Sithis Definitely Has A Sense Of Humor, Given The Fact That It's Implied He Made Cicero Like That On

"First I steal their friend then I ruin their twitch career, that's what I do, it's the old one two"

- Ranboo talking about Tommy

Hunter: We have your mate.

Derek: …

Derek: Stiles? Stiles Stilinski? You have Stiles Stilinski?

Hunter: Yes.

Derek: No you don’t.

Hunter: What do you mean - ?

In the background: shit, he’s gone!

Derek: *laughs* Good luck with that.

there's a very thin line between bodyguard boyfriend and trophy wife and Crowley is balancing on it like a goddamn funambulist

Shhhh. Their thinking.

Wilbur Soot: Hey Tubbo, have you seen Tommy around?

Tubbo: No, what's up?

Wilbur: Tommy messaged me saying "I hate men women are poggers" and I answered back "You're a man though" and he replied "I can fix this, give me a minute" so I asked him half an hour ago what he meant by that, and he still hasn't answered.

Wilbur: I'm not worried about him or anything, but I still don't know what that means.

Tubbo: It means he needs a minute to fix it :3

Wilbur: Yes but what does that mean???

Tubbo: I dunno how to explain it better, Bossman, he just needs a minute to fix the problem.

Wilbur: ...Forget it. Ranboo-

Ranboo: Just give him a minute Wilbur, he'll fix it :3

Tubbo: You are the definition of a bad genetic pool!

Tommy: Hey don’t say that to a man!

Tubbo: Oh you’re right I retract it…actually no i don’t. Cry. Cry. Give me some tears.

Ranboo: I will make my eyes drier actually.

Tubbo: Oh god no stop blink please

Gabriel: can you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Cas: [crouches down]

Dean: [kneels down]

Sam: [sits on the floor]

Gabriel:

Gabriel: I fucking hate you all

Scrooge: I've met some insufferable people.

Scrooge: But they have also met me.

[Cas and A disheveled Gabriel meeting up with Sam and Dean for ice cream after a day at the park]

Sam:*shocked when he sees Gabriel* What happened babe?

Cas:*holding an ice cream cone,sitting on Deans lap* Instead of feeding bread to the ducks Gabriel fed them bird seeds and they all turned on him.

Sam:Turned? *wide eyes* as in..?

Cas:*pulls out his phone,shows him a video he filmed where Gabriel is standing on a bench,clutching bird seeds to his chest while all around him ducks quack angrily*

Dean:If he was standing on a bench then why does he look like the ducks walked over him?

Cas:Watch.

[In the video Gabe jumps off the bench and properly trips over his own feet,ducks attack,pecking and start stepping over him]

Sam:*hugging Gabe* my poor baby.

Dean:*laughing* Aw man that’s awesome. Send me that.

Gabe:Your boyfriend didn’t help me at all!

Cas:If I would have helped you I would have never filmed a great video.

Gabe:You threw more bird seeds at me!

Cas:*smiling* it was very funny.

*at a zoo*

Isaac: What are they in for?

Derek: Isaac, this isn't prison.

Isaac: So they can leave?

Derek: No, but-

Isaac, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.