Jaskier : Ladies And Gentlemen I Give You My New Song About The White Wolf, Geralt Of Rivia!

Newt: there are only three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Thomas way

Minho: isn't that the wrong way

Newt: yeah, but it's faster

Stiles: *throws lamp at derek*

Derek: what the hell?!

Stiles: lighten the fuck up.

It’s so hard to try and describe Cicero’s “jester act” because while it is sort of an act, it’s also just the way he is too. Like it’s the way he copes with the PTSD and psychosis he went through during a period of horrible trauma for him & The Brotherhood.

It’s a way to disconnect himself from it all, like that person was someone else. Though muscle memory of being a trained assassin has him put it on hold, and when he kills a contract is the when you can see the “old Cicero” peek through a bit.

When upset he will slip back into first person, as if The Fool of Hearts can’t separate itself from Cicero anymore.

if someone held me at gun point and forced me to tell u this persons gender id either be a goner or say all of the above

Iroh: you know when I was your age...

Ozai: when I was your height?

Iroh:

Iroh: listen here you little shit

Steven: Pigeon

Marc:

*Minutes later*

Steven: Dog

Marc: ??

*Minutes later*

Steven: Mouse

Marc: STEVEN WHY??

Steven: I like acknowledging their presence. Sometimes I wish people would do that to me. It makes me feel real

Marc:

---------- Next time Marc is fronting ------------

Marc, seeing Steven in a reflection: Steven

Steven: ?

Marc, seeing Steven in a puddle: Steven

Steven: Aw wait Marc are you- 🥺 thanks man

Marc:

Marc: :)

scott: you need to be nicer to theo

stiles: i am nice

scott: you threatened to stab him

stiles: and i think it was pretty nice of me to give him a warning

"ranboo is a cryptid"

WRONG ranboo is a cartoon character, specifically a tall perry the platypus. tubbo is the cryptid. he pulls soup cans out of thin air he randomly screams in the other room and claps inhumanly fast he swings on ceiling beams

jack: why do people go to college?

sam: to learn things related to the careers they want to have, and to learn about themselves.

jack: i wanna go to college!!!

sam, crying: im so p rouD