Swissprimerib - =[

What about the second toad tower fall? With the big laser cannon. Most likely far more deadly

I imagine the fall of toad tower during reunion was the closest thing amphibians got to their own version of 9/11

Oh shit we can just post our combo emojis on here? Don't mind if I do

Ahh, peak.

🌾

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

their dynamic is everything to me

THEORY NUMBER ONE???? BASED ALMOST ENTIRELY ON KNOCK OFF SASHA'S FACIAL EXPRESSION WHICH I HAVE SEEN ON SPRIG BEFORE YES I KNOW THIS IS NONSENSE FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT CLONE THEORY IS STUPID

ZHSJSKSK???? I just saw the Amphibia Strange Voyage teaser what the FUCK dbdndnmsksksksjd what is going on this is WHAT???? Who are these knock offs????? Jeun-Leuc / that whatever the fuck it is Andrias' mech was shaped like????? GLOWY COLORS???? THE GLOWY COLORS, PEOPLE??? SO MANY GLOWY LIGHTS IN THE STONE COLOURS? I AM. KSNSNBDBS. UHH I DONT SJSNNS

In college someone asks Anne if she's an entomology major and she says "no, my hungry ass could never take a bug class lol" like that's a normal thing to say

Ahhrhhrggrrr. Just finished playing the wrath of the gods update. I need to gush. Spoilers ahead.

The Solyn questline is pure peak. Noxus just showing up and blotting out the fucking sun for the whole second half of the game? Insanity. And it starts snowing? WATER FREEZES? Just. Incomprehensible peak. And the other NPCs actually reacting? I had to listen to the goblin tinker confidently bullshitting about whipping up a gadget to fix the eldritch portal blocking out the sun and complaining about his solar panels not working... So many times... I love it.

Additionally.

AHAHSHDHSH SOLYN NOO COME BACK I MISS YOU NOOOOO MOTHER FUCKING NOXUS YOU BITCH ASS HEXAGON I WISH I COULD KILL YOU AGAIN

Pfffff. Genuinely went through the stages of grief after that.

Denial.

":0"

Anger.

"XEROC YOU BITCH I BET THIS IS YOUR FAULT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"

Bargaining.

"Ok so if I kill Nameless Deity he'll bring her back. Just gotta kill god real quick ok ok ok ok doable I can do that"

Depression.

I went around my world gathering all her stuff and decorating her campsite, and completed her bookshelf. I changed my vanity to be more suited for mourning. I equipped Yorazior's scowl for fuck's sake.

Acceptance.

The true ending... Ughhh. I de-equipped the scowl after that...

In conclusion. Peak peak peak peak peak peak Solyn I love you

Having this empty void here to shout my thoughts into is really helping me learn which thoughts should stay inside. Just a moment ago I thought about shouting something stupid and long winded, and now I'm shouting this instead. Thanks, void.

AM0HIBIA GRAPHIC NOVEL MINI SETIES WRITTEN BY MATT BRALY

Alright, folks. From now on I will be posting things. Real things. Things with substance. Receive a piece of merchandise? Post. Eat a bagel? Do not post. Bake the silksong cake? Post, coming soon. Be ready. Or don't. I don't care.

Him too? Maybe a little?

and if i say something