Steven Universe Was An Extremely Influential Television Show And You Can Tell This Because People On

Oh shit we can just post our combo emojis on here? Don't mind if I do

Ahh, peak.

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my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

Headcanoning Clover with the flattest tone of voice and that's why they fumbled every joke they made. Clover says their name is Gunhat and Flowey takes that at face value. Clover jokingly introduces themself when Martlet is asking for Red's name and Martlet specifies that she wasn't talking to them. Clover half-jokingly, half-sarcastically asks for another fall through the elevator shaft and Ceroba gets concerned that they knocked their head. Fumble after fumble after fumble

Update: Y'ALL IT WAS REAL SILKSONG IS COMING THE CAKE WASN'T A LIE

The promise I made several seconds ago WILL BE FULFILLED. BEHOLD: AN INTRICATE BAKED GOOD; BY AN INEXPERIENCE BAKER WITH A MULTITUDE OF FOOD INTOLERANCES;

THIS IS... THE CAKE FROM SILKSONG

Left: The cake. The cake from silksong. Silksong's cake. That cake. Right and bottom: The cake I made.

Because I'm a weak little baby with a fickle stomach (damn you genetics), it is made with gluten free flour and lactose free cream and also a lot of greek yoghurt. It's complicated. I tried to explain but it would have been long and stupid. All you need to know is that I made various substitutions and when I got anxious about the substitutions maybe not working for the next steps I had to buy ingredients. Overall it took me about two days.

REVIEW TIME!!!!!!

It was meh. Whole lot of chocolate. Might have been affected by my lack of milk chocolate and use of dark chocolate instead. But yknow. The crumbled cake on the outside went stale in the fridge after a little while so that wasn't fun. The verdict is chocolate. It was chocolate cake for sure. I will give it this, if I ate the whole thing I most certainly would "Brooklyn Blackout". Because I would be dead probably.

Being socially awkward not only offline but also online is the worst. Imagine having one friend who has like a million more.

Yeah, of course. Sasha and Marcy are dumb too.

Btw if you headcanon Sasha & Marcy as "the smart ones" and Anne as dumb........... I think you need to make better choices, friend

I love how they gave them freakishly long arms to accommodate hand holding with their ginormous chibi heads

I think the creators of Chibiverse are Sashannarcy fans. ❤️💙💚

Alright, folks. From now on I will be posting things. Real things. Things with substance. Receive a piece of merchandise? Post. Eat a bagel? Do not post. Bake the silksong cake? Post, coming soon. Be ready. Or don't. I don't care.

BRO SHES GONNA LOSE HER PURPLE

why was I so full of hate and malice 17 hours ago