The Fact That Walls Get Dusty Is Ridiculous. You're Vertical. Act Like It.

If you have been victimized by the cowboy hat head boy in the Tubi ad then you may be entitled to financial compensation

god dammit, just battled an ancient evil too powerful to defeat alongside my heroic allies and now they're all talking about "locking it away" and "binding it in a vessel" we are soooooo fucked

People don't actually grow out of their emo phases. People are forced out of their emo phases by employers who get a raging boner over controlling how their employees dress, cut their hair, whether they mod their bodies and so on

to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

Glen Martin Taylor, “but i am safe in here.”

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

I can be shaped by more than the things that hurt me