Latest Posts by tasty-soda-pop - Page 4

You call it "manic" to start multiple projects at 3 am, I call it being sane productive!

Someday, I'm gonna buy one of those necklace sets that makes a heart but can come apart as 2 halves to share with someone, and wait for the day someone takes one of the halves off my neck.

Get close enough to do so without being maimed to earn my love, close quarters combat style!

I'm learning how to like myself

After losing everything I thought I was

I'm learning how to like myself

Rather than liking what everyone else likes about me

It's weird how losing everything

Is teaching me to like myself without anyone else around

I'VE FALLEN DOWN A HOLE!

AGAIN!

WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!?

Think I'll od on quill?

Girls when they get sick just keep doing stuff and pushing through it without whining cause they're used to working through agony on a monthly basis.

Boys get a minor cold and are down for the count, can't do anything, incapacitated until all symptoms are completely gone, they need help with everything.

I am Boy today, I feel like shit.

I'll have a little extra butter on the side,

Just cause some people enjoy fucking butter!

P.s. do not fuck the butter

I want Toriel to be my mom she's so good, and nice, and fluffy, I miss when my mom was nice and fluffy!

Baked beans taste like the color gray

I am a hideous monster

But I am not a basement bitch.

I am the thing in the attic!

Since like, 2016, stim toys are kinda everywhere and everyone wants them and I think its because all of us gen Z and whatever letter comes after Z generation have adhd or autism or both, if you're young and dont have either you are now the misunderstood people cause all social ques will go unnoticed by everyone younger than 25.

You ever just vibe without supervision?

Sex is cool or whatever but you ever have fundip?

Sometimes I sit like a slutTM unintentionally

And sometimes I do it cause I just wanted to

The words "cum" and "mission goo" just came up on the same thought and I have decided that I will now be selling my brain at auction! You can contact me at 6-

If you're buried with enough cash you get sent to Hell+ because you can afford it.

"Roasted on only the hottest of fires and only tortured with our rustiest of pitchforks"

Welcome to Premium Hell

"For a luxury hell experience"

I was hyperfixating on south park again and I just watched the covid specials and post covid stuff. Y'all I'm gonna be stuck on this fandom a long fuckin while.

I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW!

Most importantly I'd let Vic rail me anyday.

It's just homestuck again

yall i realized i forgot to post this to tumblr but happy belated 4/13

time is a flat circle

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Holy shit I just woke up to the wild blowing outside my house at like a billion miles an hour dude! What the fuck that is so loud! If I didn't know better I'd think there was a fuckin tornado in my yard, fucking hell!

How the fuck did I learn to read morse code in a matter of days by rereading homestuck?

I took French for half a year and only actually learned how to count numbers up to 9 and have a hard time with anything past 3 unless I sing that fuckin Hamilton song

Da fuck brain, da fuck?

Me: oh yeah I might have accidentally tought myself morse code

My mom: yeah that happens

I have now decided I will have no emotions.

No feelings, only dumb gay chaos

I will not be taking criticsisms at this time

It's only been an hour and I already miss my cat, what has school done to me

Cats have ot so much better

*points to cat* psychopath,

*points to dog* monster,

*gestures to myself* disaster gay,

Its bound to be a mess.

My mom: I had such high hopes for you

Me: you make it sound like I'm already dead

Mom after a laughing fit: no but like you're not going to college

Me: I wont be a cliche forever in student debt

Mom: it's the American way!

Me: I don't like Americans!

Mom through both our laughter: HEY IM AN AMERICAN!

Me also through laughter: IT WAS A JOKE YOU BOOTLICKER!

Mom: it doesn't bring me joy

*much more laughing from both of us*

Our house could be a standup comedy show some days I tell you hwat

@certified-kindergartner is making me upload this

This man is highly wanted for theft!

What did he steal?

My heart!

Oh! And quite a few explosives.

He might have decided to start world war 3 in a few days?

Lotta nukes.

We should probably stop him in the near future, y'know before the world ends.

If only you were sitting next to me now, instead all I have is an empty space by my side.

(Me at my cat, who has decided to sit on the floor 4ft away from me.)