Did I Ever Tell You About That Time My Mum Psychologically Conditioned Me To Stay Away From Her Snacks 

did i ever tell you about that time my mum psychologically conditioned me to stay away from her snacks 

one day, as i was minding my own business, she walked into the room, said hello, handed me a single raspberry, then left. i said thank you, and ate it. i love raspberries! unexpected ones especially!

the next day, at about the same time, she did the same. and again, the day after that. i would be minding my own business, she would walk in, hand my a raspberry, and leave, and eventually i began to look forward to this. 

then it occurred to me 

if she’s giving me one there’s an entire punnet hidden somewhere. and she knew. when she saw me rooting in the cupboards she knew. 

she admitted that she would come in at the same time every day to hand me a raspberry because she knew that it would take a while for me to cotton on to what she was doing. she was training me to expect a single raspberry, while she hid the punnet for herself, because i had come to view it as a nice bonus during the day and didn’t notice that there would be more. she studied psychology and she used this knowledge to keep me away from the raspberries.

More Posts from Techtitee3 and Others

7 years ago
アサマ

アサマ

7 years ago
Art Trade On Twitter!! Did I Have To Draw A Comic Page?? No But Fuck You

art trade on twitter!! did i have to draw a comic page?? no but fuck you

7 years ago
Drawings From My Ipad Zzzt
Drawings From My Ipad Zzzt
Drawings From My Ipad Zzzt

Drawings from my ipad zzzt

6 years ago

I want to hug you. You look huggable.

I Want To Hug You. You Look Huggable.
I Want To Hug You. You Look Huggable.
I Want To Hug You. You Look Huggable.

“?!? I-I suppose I’m… squishy, but… cute and huggable???”

7 years ago
Picnic By The Sea

Picnic by the sea

7 years ago

My grandmother is very afraid of birds. Very afraid, not a fan at all. And, for SOME reason, I don’t know why, my brothers invested in a life sized garden ornament of an owl. We don’t even have a garden to decorate, I have no clue why this is in the house, but in any case they put it in my mum’s room because it had the most space. My grandmother nipped in to get something and lo and behold; she spies the owl.

Naturally, she FLIPS. Slams the door shut, sprints to me, and then, all at once, the fear subsided as her brain kicked back in and told her it was an ornament.

But my mum was asleep in that room. She still is.

What my grandmother did was walk in, spy what she thought was a very real bird of prey and LOCKED MY MUM IN WITH IT

BAD NEWS, MA

THE OWL IS YOUR PROBLEM; DON’T GET MAIMED

6 years ago
Angery

angery

  • calciumironsilicate
    calciumironsilicate liked this · 2 years ago
  • universallyfanearthquake
    universallyfanearthquake liked this · 5 years ago
  • fadedsilverwolf
    fadedsilverwolf liked this · 5 years ago
  • randomstuff303
    randomstuff303 liked this · 6 years ago
  • firetheheadcannons
    firetheheadcannons liked this · 6 years ago
  • midnightamythest
    midnightamythest liked this · 7 years ago
  • onyxior
    onyxior liked this · 7 years ago
  • killthemandbehappy
    killthemandbehappy liked this · 7 years ago
  • join-the-adelaide-parade
    join-the-adelaide-parade liked this · 7 years ago
  • clearclaustrophobia
    clearclaustrophobia liked this · 7 years ago
  • malsmol-blog
    malsmol-blog liked this · 7 years ago
  • razor-mouth-and-puppy-eyes
    razor-mouth-and-puppy-eyes liked this · 7 years ago
  • insomnious-philosopher
    insomnious-philosopher reblogged this · 7 years ago
  • xhalgr
    xhalgr liked this · 7 years ago
  • sodapop-moon
    sodapop-moon liked this · 7 years ago
  • annoyedrockbass-blog
    annoyedrockbass-blog liked this · 7 years ago
  • notthomas
    notthomas reblogged this · 7 years ago
  • notthomas
    notthomas liked this · 7 years ago
  • corthothbrun-blog
    corthothbrun-blog liked this · 7 years ago
  • soulofkeys
    soulofkeys liked this · 7 years ago
  • techtitee3
    techtitee3 liked this · 7 years ago
  • techtitee3
    techtitee3 reblogged this · 7 years ago
  • otioseobelus
    otioseobelus reblogged this · 7 years ago
  • aylinthemoth-blog
    aylinthemoth-blog liked this · 7 years ago
  • carrion-shdws
    carrion-shdws reblogged this · 7 years ago
  • shadowsrulemymind
    shadowsrulemymind liked this · 7 years ago
  • sideshowdaffy
    sideshowdaffy liked this · 7 years ago
  • greenteamoon
    greenteamoon liked this · 7 years ago
  • postbitch-premed
    postbitch-premed liked this · 7 years ago
  • lollynnon-blog
    lollynnon-blog liked this · 7 years ago
  • sillysinner
    sillysinner reblogged this · 7 years ago
  • sillysinner
    sillysinner liked this · 7 years ago
  • seliasama
    seliasama liked this · 7 years ago
  • mikarons
    mikarons liked this · 7 years ago
  • zombiemoshpit
    zombiemoshpit liked this · 7 years ago
  • red-starr
    red-starr liked this · 7 years ago
  • spicydadshowdown
    spicydadshowdown liked this · 7 years ago
  • spaacejunk
    spaacejunk liked this · 7 years ago
  • marlet-and-friends-askblog
    marlet-and-friends-askblog liked this · 7 years ago
  • genericfandomtrash
    genericfandomtrash liked this · 7 years ago
  • osteobiflex
    osteobiflex reblogged this · 7 years ago
  • osteobiflex
    osteobiflex liked this · 7 years ago
techtitee3 - Untitled
Untitled

145 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags