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she can't shoot straight

I JUST REALIZED THAT IN ALL THE SHORTS TRACER HAS BEEN IN SHE HAS NEVER HIT THE ENEMY WITH A SINGLE BULLET

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orcs aren’t really mosters tbh. they’re demihumans. it’s barely above wanting to fuck catgirls.

I had a rude-ass dream last night. Some disembodied voice said “Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?” I’m a fan of jokes and do what voices tell me in my dreams, so I say “Yeah, sure.” Then my 8 AM alarm goes off.

Prick.

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

I have to give bunny suit to my Hector slayer and my tank too.

useful chart