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da-don’t even think about talking to me if you can’t keep a perfect 180bpm beat

its pearl

A squid that shoots confetti instead of ink when startled

my favourite thing is probably the scientific name of the Grizzly bear. 

It’s Ursus arctos horribilis. “ursus” meaning bear in Latin and “arctos”, bear in Greek.

so essentially a grizzly is a “horrible bear bear.” 

angery

for New Scientist

do you ever think about how weird it is that the moral of Frankenstein is kind of less just “graverobbing is weird and creepy” and more “take some fucking responsibility if you’re going to do so”

What’s a pirate’s least favourite letter?

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date a robot who gets upset when they get called a tin can just because they’re not made of tin

All currently revealed characters for Smash Bros Ultimate

i cant stop losing it over this absolute unit of an octarian from some octo expansion concept art.

So you can just sorta… chill near octosnipers/commanders, and if you are close enough they can’t do anything about it.

Source: tsarbucks

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

Unpolished

Summary: It’s increasingly difficult to justify drinking wine and watching bad movies as ‘training’.

genfic, 3.6k words, papyrus and undyne friendship shenanigans. adult humour 

It had started off as a once a week obligation. That was what he was to her at first, an obligation.

Undyne would invite him to her home, or go to his depending on what was easiest at the time, then she would grit her teeth to get through humouring a persistent stranger for the sake of her own peace. Then, quite quickly, she came to realize that Papyrus was very charming. Not in the slimy way, it wasn’t deliberate, but he was earnest in all that he did and that sincerity blistered through in every endeavour, like a sunbeam. He would treat boiling pasta with fervour and the untamed, arrogant enthusiasm of a fist fight.  Eventually, over the course of a month, she looked forward to their time together, until she noticed they were hanging out beyond the ‘ULTRA SECRET TRAINING HOURS’. This appointment was actually intended to be a cooking lesson, but they had started chatting and now it was nearly midnight, sat on the couch with the television on. All it took was Papyrus breaking out the wine, the ‘FRIVOLOUS FRIEND-ACCESSORIES’ and for him to change into his flannel pyjamas for the night to go from ‘friendly’ to ‘ball-bustingly cosy’.

“I WATCHED A BUNCH OF ROMANTIC COMEDIES,” he said, slightly tipsy and pouring another glass, “AND ALL ANYONE EVER DOES IS GET DRUNK, COMPLAIN, AND THEN COMMIT CRIMES LIKE SPRINTING BY SECURITY AT AN AIRPORT TO PROVE THEMSELVES AS CAPABLE PARTNERS. I’M NOT INTERESTED IN THAT LAST PART, BUT THE FIRST TWO REALLY SPEAK TO ME!”

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useful chart

No matter where we are, thank you for being here (Happy Birthday, Laslow!!! 🎂🎂🎂)

Guide to troubled birds + Fire Emblem?? Troubled emblem?? Idk!!

I thought this was going to look nice, I was right.

I’m playing FE Fates: Birthright.

アサマ

I did a thing

quick azama bc hes great and ideal asshole best friend material

avel has done enough

I keep giving people the bath towel and I think I made a big mistake

Submitted by @wriggurun