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she can't shoot straight

I JUST REALIZED THAT IN ALL THE SHORTS TRACER HAS BEEN IN SHE HAS NEVER HIT THE ENEMY WITH A SINGLE BULLET

some mimikyu robots

so yesterday i made a post asking if someone could splice together “Planes, Trains and Dudemobiles” and “Sticks and Amy’s Excellent Staycation” so it would be like one long episode… and someone did! All credits go to @smoov22

someone: so what's your music taste?

me, blasting the pokemon mystery dungeon soundtrack from my car's speakers: my what

I was on the phone with my 7-year-old cousin and can i say that i have a newfound respect for him like damn

He has pokemon sun and his team??

Nothing but wishiwashi and incineroar

Like what the fuck

How in the shit

He BEAT THE GAME with this team

5 fish fucks and an angry ass cat

I’m scared of him and his five fish

why was edward elric named the fullmetal alchemist, why not the punching alchemist, because by god did he punch some shit

edward elric, the dude who punched the gate of truth open just so he could yell a little longer at his little brother

edward elric, the dude who punched his own dad in the face, his dad, who’s kind of immortal

edward elric, the dude who punched God. like literally. straight up fucking decked him

I was on the phone with my 7-year-old cousin and can i say that i have a newfound respect for him like damn

He has pokemon sun and his team??

Nothing but wishiwashi and incineroar

Like what the fuck

How in the shit

He BEAT THE GAME with this team

5 fish fucks and an angry ass cat

I’m scared of him and his five fish

I only accept anon hate through a ouija board and in outdated English

some stagehand probably: mr. tchaikovsky sir we cant actually hit the drum this hard it will break the instrument

potyr ilyich tchaikovsky, wheeling a cannon into the theater: does it look like i give a fuck, johann

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

lesser known dice in dnd

2 sided die: flip a coin

1 sided die: im the dm and i said so

reasons Black2/White2 are amazing games

the PWT

your rival punches a team plasma guy in the face. not a pokemon battle just straight-up fisticuffs

colress’s ridiculous hair

ghetsis just plain tries to murder you with a legendary pokemon

like brutally skewering you he is not fucking around with magical lasers or portal or any of that “oh you’ll die in the process” stuff he tries to kill you

reformed old-plasma grunts that spend their days trying to undo their past crimes and return pokemon to their trainers????

THE BEST MUSIC EVER

the pwt did i mention that

you can be a movie star

you can fight every gym leader and champion ever

except koga

team plasma is now pirates instead of peta. im not sure where that came from either

“I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.”

Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving. 

Introducing, Dodocool Lightning Cable. 

ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece