Octonauts Human AU Part :1 Shellington

weddings (at least the ones I’ve been to) are so fucking fun more people being allowed to get married= more weddings= More fun 

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Illustration Time: 7hrs 13min

Hey @factual-fantasy !!! I see your Octo-Dads and I raise you . . .

🌸🌸 OCTO-MAMAS ~ 🌸🌸

Anyways have a lovely day! :3

Pt. 2 Coming Soon . . .

(No it is not 3:35am and no I did not pass out on the couch with my cat in my lap for 4hrs wasting most of the day, that's ridiculous! Where do you come up with this stuff?? Honestly ya'll need your heads checked!)

* Definitely Not A Receipt *

Shh! Dobby is sleeping! :)

[ This is a Octonauts AU, in no way is this canon to the OG storyline. ]

(actually story for once!!) (may refer to calico jack as jack throughout just cuz easier)(human au)Calicos kitchen:

The first thing Kwazii did when he walked through the door was sniff the air. the next thing he did was vomit in his mouth, the house reeked of burnt, just burnt.He ran to open the oven and was met with a charred lump of …well  something.

“oi!” *smack*

“OWW!” Kwazii yelped as he leaped back rubbing the spot on his head we’re his granddad had hit him with a tea towel. “THE FUCK!”

“I’m cooking that for dinner.”Jack said taking the lump of char out of the oven

“I think it’s done.”

“Don’t be cheeky with me,i’m doing this for your boyfriend.” jack snapped

“Why do you want to kill Peso?”Kwazii narrowly dogged the tea towel that was flung at him.

“awk” jack scowled at him “I just thought i’d better reheat it before cutting it up.”

Kwazii skimmed the recipe that was displayed on the cracked iPad on the kitchen counter,it became clear what the mystery lump of char had once been, and why calico jack had insisted that they save the beef broth from Sunday’s roast.

“Good God please no.”Kwazii whispered in horror

“Oh don’t be a dick Kwazii,i think i’m a fairly decent cook,I made all your meals for you growing up and you lived.”

“Oh i lived.” Kwazii scoffed at the bar on the floor

“Kwazii i am perfectly capable of following a recipe.I just want to show peso that I accept him as part of the family.” He lingered on “family” and looked up at Kwazii questioning.

Kwazii stated back at him for a few seconds before it clicked what he was being asked “OH FOR FU- NO how many times do i have to tell you.”

“I’m just saying by the time i was your age i was married and i had had your father.”

“Granddad” Kwazii sighed exasperated “it’s too soon,besides peso is going to leave me if you give him that.”

“Don’t be stupid Kwazii why would he leave you over food?”

“Oh I don’t know ,You could accidentally call him Colombian BY MAKING A COLOMBIAN DISH!”

“This is chilean ajiaco.”Jack interrupted pointing at the recipe’s title on the screen “chilean ajiaco see.”

“ok well ,You could insult his country ,culture and cuisine with your cooking,or you could oh i don’t know kill him.”

“Just be quiet i’m making it and that’s that.”

This is my first time actually writing a fanfic.and🥳🥳 some actually story to go with all the info dumps about my au

kwazii probably gets injured a lot considering how reckless he is

anyways here's more kwazii sketches with a new fountain pen

why are the octonauts so fun to draw??!!

Dev&Peri&Irep Sketches!!

Two mimir

Last chapter of calicos kitchen. I didn’t explore as much as the background as I previously wanted to, but I think that should be left for my future fics of the human Octonauts.

<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/58188505"><strong>Calico’s Kitchen</strong></a> (1203 words) by <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/ladystardust0940"><strong>ladystardust0940</strong></a><br />Chapters: 3/3<br />Fandom: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/The%20Octonauts%20(Cartoon)">The Octonauts (Cartoon)</a><br />Rating: Not Rated<br />Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply<br />Relationships: Kwazii/Peso (Octonauts)<br />Characters: Kwazii (Octonauts), Peso (Octonauts), Calico Jack (Octonauts)<br />Additional Tags: Domestic Fluff, Fluff, How Do I Tag, Romantic Fluff, Romantic Relationship, Platonic Relationships, Kwazii/Peso - Freeform, kwazii - Freeform, peso - Freeform, Calico Jack - Freeform, Human AU, AU, octonauts human au, Octonauts - Freeform, The octonauts<br />Series: Part 1 of <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/series/4307629">Octonauts human au</a><br />Summary: <p>The first thing Kwazii did when he walked through the door was sniff the air. the next thing he did was vomit in his mouth, the house reeked of burnt, just burnt.He ran to open the oven and was met with a charred lump of …well something.</p><p>“oi!” *smack*</p>

More Octonauts head cannons

(also almost everything in all my head canons are in my human au i only clarified that for one thing in the last one even tho all of them were bare 2 i know no one cares just putting it out there)

both kwazii and barnacles are scared shitless of elevators.barnacles cuz of his claustrophobia and kwazii cuz he got trapped in one as a child

shellington is scared of flying

peso LOVES grapes

peso and dashi love musicals

inkling owns several scrapbooks

tracker had a SEVERE lisp when he was younger

tweak participates (and wins) robo fights

kwazii has a secret stash of cat nip



ty @jibanyans-chocobar for the tag I tried to make it look as much like me as possible 

@mckenna127300 DO IT

I’ve seen like 10 posts of Picrew chains today and while I only have 1 mutual on here I wanted to do it so

Make yourself with this Picrew and reblog

@moodlevoodle and also anyone else who wants to

pro tip if you cant get the motivation to do studies: Just Turn it into Fanart