Just Some Wholesome calico Jack And Kwazii Stuff From My Human Au.

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(actually story for once!!) (may refer to calico jack as jack throughout just cuz easier)(human au)Calicos kitchen:

The first thing Kwazii did when he walked through the door was sniff the air. the next thing he did was vomit in his mouth, the house reeked of burnt, just burnt.He ran to open the oven and was met with a charred lump of …well  something.

“oi!” *smack*

“OWW!” Kwazii yelped as he leaped back rubbing the spot on his head we’re his granddad had hit him with a tea towel. “THE FUCK!”

“I’m cooking that for dinner.”Jack said taking the lump of char out of the oven

“I think it’s done.”

“Don’t be cheeky with me,i’m doing this for your boyfriend.” jack snapped

“Why do you want to kill Peso?”Kwazii narrowly dogged the tea towel that was flung at him.

“awk” jack scowled at him “I just thought i’d better reheat it before cutting it up.”

Kwazii skimmed the recipe that was displayed on the cracked iPad on the kitchen counter,it became clear what the mystery lump of char had once been, and why calico jack had insisted that they save the beef broth from Sunday’s roast.

“Good God please no.”Kwazii whispered in horror

“Oh don’t be a dick Kwazii,i think i’m a fairly decent cook,I made all your meals for you growing up and you lived.”

“Oh i lived.” Kwazii scoffed at the bar on the floor

“Kwazii i am perfectly capable of following a recipe.I just want to show peso that I accept him as part of the family.” He lingered on “family” and looked up at Kwazii questioning.

Kwazii stated back at him for a few seconds before it clicked what he was being asked “OH FOR FU- NO how many times do i have to tell you.”

“I’m just saying by the time i was your age i was married and i had had your father.”

“Granddad” Kwazii sighed exasperated “it’s too soon,besides peso is going to leave me if you give him that.”

“Don’t be stupid Kwazii why would he leave you over food?”

“Oh I don’t know ,You could accidentally call him Colombian BY MAKING A COLOMBIAN DISH!”

“This is chilean ajiaco.”Jack interrupted pointing at the recipe’s title on the screen “chilean ajiaco see.”

“ok well ,You could insult his country ,culture and cuisine with your cooking,or you could oh i don’t know kill him.”

“Just be quiet i’m making it and that’s that.”

This is my first time actually writing a fanfic.and🥳🥳 some actually story to go with all the info dumps about my au

ngl when i first started watching above and beyond i HATED paani on a personal level just because there was so much of him in season one and like barely any of the original Octonauts BUT then I watch season 2 and I’m on season 3 now and I’m starting to understand his appeal.(sidenote. Why is only season 1 and 2 on Netflix and then season three and four is on BBC . Like stop, splitting shows over different streaming platforms)

Octonauts human au part:3

Tunip

Tunip: he is 10.when he was younger his dad would usually work for home but when he had to go in he would be left with his bio mum if she was available but it would be very rare that she could take him because of her job so he would most often be left with his grandparents or his aunt pearl.When tunip started to get older his dad started bringing him into work usually for weeks at a time due to the location(ya know the sea).Because of Tunips unusual circumstances he was allowed to take classes online and be parshaly homeschooled by professor inkling during the weeks his dad had to be on the octopod.Tunip loves being on the octopod but because he is almost never in school Tunip started to become quite isolated which is very difficult for him as he is naturally very sociable (he gets it from dashi and his bio mum) so when he’s not on the octopod his parents schedule as many play dates with his school friends(the other vegimals)(-tomonnow because he hasn’t met them yet) as they can.Tunip is very proud that 2 of his parents are octonauts he often comes home with stories from their adventures that he tells his friends his friends love these stories and now there favourite game to play is the octonauts.Tunip and his bio mum have a fairly good relationship they aren’t as close as they would like to be because tunips bio mum has to travel around a lot for work but when she is home she spends as much time with Tunip as possible.She often takes him out for fancy lunches and dinners and always brings him back something from the place she had to travel to.Tunip loves his dad and loves dashi and is used to calling her mum cuz she’s been around since he was a toddler.Dashi is the one who taught him how to cook.He is on good terms with all the octonauts especially dashi and shellington (cuz they’re his parents) and professor inking (as he spends the most time with him besides his parents)Tunip is very friendly,brave and a natural leader he loves cooking,baking and ping pong.

please ignore any and all spelling mistakes and poor punctuation .don’t a few of the others are extremely traumatised.

shellington as a human

his hair was meant to be wavy, like in my first drawing of him, but I went a wee, bit crazy and accidentally made a curly 

human pearl

i cant stop its just something about kwazii and calico jack relationship

gna be out n about today so here is th bonus doodles from that last post <33