thegayerestfrog
Hi! I like to breathe and have a face. I'm new to tumblr, so uh, yeah. Use They/Them please! [forklift uncertified]
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Latest Posts by thegayerestfrog
Happy Stabby Stab Day!!!!!
Opening Tumblr on March 15th
oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
you ever needed to bring your breakfast on the go ?
got that fuckign. ravioli in my pockets.
WAIT NO FUCLK I MEANT TORTELLINI. I GOT THAT FUCKIGN TORTELLINI IN MY POCKETS.
got that fuckign. ravioli in my pockets.
Its my birthday today!!!!! I even got a party hat. I can't wait to celebrate the fact that everything is slowly being widdled away by time and that change is an inescapable constant of the universe over some cake!!
The last night before I age. (My birthdays tommorow!!!)
she vend on my machine till i-
OH GOD DAMMIT
it got- fucking....
It got stuck in the fucking mACHINE AGAIN
I JUST WANT MY SNACK. CANT I HAVE ANYTHING IN THIS CRUEL HEARTLESS WORLD ‽‽‽
The link is broken =(((((((( if anyone has a new link please share.
lrb is SO FUN
sweet liberty
About to do my first illuminate mission!!!! I'll update y'all about how it went afterwards.
About to do my first illuminate mission!!!! I'll update y'all about how it went afterwards.
reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!
reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from
Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops
Everything would be so much easier if i didnt have the curse :(
he's very excited about his first night as a jack o lantern
I should not, in the year of the lord, 2024, have my ears ASAULTED with the lego movie just dance song at EIGHT AM.
I missed the end of Grand Fest because i was at the Ren Faire. Guess i was just stuck living in the past.
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tag game!
Your last emojis are your gender
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@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
There are over a billion bugs in the world (some may even say more than a quintillion), and they all know your name.
