Latest Posts by thegayerestfrog - Page 2

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FUCK aliens ! we got these crazy shits under da sea and we’re not payin any attention!!!

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

I WAS ONLY O. TUMBLR FOR LIKE 5 SECS YESTERDAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS A BOOP ?!?!?!???!!?????????!!!!!

I know I'm a day late, but I made some scrappy eggs from fandoms I like and wanted to cast them into the deep, murky depths, so here ya go !!!

1. Gegg (qsmp) both sides because OMFG painting those patches took me until 12 AM AND GOD DAMN IT IF I PUT THAT MUCH WORK IN ITS GONNA BE SEEN

2. The egg (dsmp)

3. Bobby (qsmp) ALSO front and back because those there straps had to be redrawn 12 TIMES also I was gonna add a halo but I finished it at 12:40 so yeah

4. Sunny side up (qsmp) I was so done at this point so I just stained it light yellow and sharpies on sunglasses lol =P

5. Ghostboo/Ranboo ?????? (dsmp) this was so rusjed. It is by far the worst egg here. I was so goddam tired and should have not done such a complicated design at 1 am. I also couldn't keep one half in the dye long enough to stain it dark purple so I painted over it with blue. Also the thing I used for most other eggs for the splotches or things you can dye by itself was frosting dye so it never fully dried out and still smears = [[[[[[[

O MY GOD THIS IS RHE FIRST TUMBLR HOLIDAY I KNOW ABOUT (I only learned about it yesterday FROM tumblr so ya know)

ALSO TODAY EVERYBODY CHOSE A THEME TO DRESS YP AS AND ONE ADVISORY (THE ONE RUN BY THE LATIN TEACHER WHO IS AMAZING) DRESSED UP AS THE SENETORS/PEOPLE WHO DIED AND SAID THE CAUSE AND PERSON AND DATE OF DEATH ON THE BACK OF THEIR SHIRTS AND DIFFERENT LETTERS ON THE FRONT WHICH ALL SPELLED OUT "I CAME, I SAW, I CONQUERED" IN LATIN ON THE FRONT SBJJDHDBFHSSNBFJCUUSRHFHFHEJEJFUFJGJGJABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPHDHDDJJRTHFJDQRSHFJDJSJDJFTUVWXYZFHFHDHSJFHFBWJDJFJF

Hey so I wrote a poem and um I'm gonna throw this here and see how it goes.

I am Not Trapped in This Body, I am the Body

AKA a pile of word vomit I made

I am not trapped in this body.

This body is all mine.

I do not move this body,

I am moving.

I am not trapped by my flesh,

Only how others perceive it.

I yearn to change,

But does the water not yearn to flow?

I pine to be able to change,

Just as the Oxen pine to be let out to roam.

So do not say it is unnatural to want to change.

For It Is More Unnatural

To stay

The same.

Please tell me if my poem was horrible. Like please I need to know so I can never post poems again. If i am not stopped I might post more poems

Are we allowed to post realy bad poems we made or is that realy cringe and not allowed? Asking for a friend.

IF COCAINE was switched with water, the world would eather be a lot better or alot worse. This has been 5am thoughts. Have a good sleep, if you dare.

bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, this needs to be dragged out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

Edit: Changed the wording of the post and decided to put in a reminder that this extends to refusing to believe in bogus call-out posts for frankly minuscule thinks such as being horny or kinky, especially if the target is presenting in an ‘unconventional’ manner, (therians, etc.) this double standard where it is seen as ‘degenerate’ for transfemmes to merely exist in certain spaces, yet everyone else is fine to do so is disgusting and part of the reason for the backlash.

PUTTING TERFS DNI IS NOT THE BE ALL AND END ALL, YOU GENUINELY HAVE TO PUT YOUR MORALS OF BEING RESPECTFUL INTO PRACTICE.

JUST SAW A CAR WOTH THE LICENSE PLATE "BRM BRM" IM CRYING THIS MADE MY DAY

Happy valentines day!

WRONG GIF SORRY

Happy valentines day.

ITS MY BIRTHDAY YIPPEE

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me irl

best way I have found to comfort people who are endlessly apologetic of things outside their control (often as a result of shitty relationships) is the jokingly hyperbolic accusation of [gasp] "so you're behind it all!"

like someone giving me directions who starts apologizing profusely when I miss a light as if it's their fault--[gasp] "it was you who petitioned city council to build this intersection in 1893!!" because it snaps them out of it and they laugh like. oh yeah. that's a ridiculous thing to blame someone for. I'm not that guy. you're not that guy. it works.

I cast kidney stone on you

No you don't

Idk what wet rat Wednesday is but I am here for it.

Thou shalt kill and thou shalt murder. Stab your brother make it hurter. Eternal war of violence pain will rip apart what we have lain. The Tumblr creed

i tried to hire a hypeman and the cheapest one (free) was a fucking wizard and now i cant get rid of her. she keeps saying shit like "she speaketh true" and "very wise milady" everytime i say fuckin anything and if she sees a car she tries to attack it with chain lightning. fucking embarassing honestly

I'm here to send flare and be queer. ✨

hey why does britain have a "shadow chancellor"

this is a video game boss

Whwat the hell is Threshhold day im new here

Well that’s needlessly ominous…

Edit: Okay apparently it was due to a leak at a beer brewery? What are they using? The souls of the DAMNED?!

Official ominous sign

WE ALL LOSE