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*JJ and John B fighting*

John B: Listen here, you son of a bitch-

JJ: My mother was, in fact, considered an immensely kind and well-liked woman.

John B:

John B: Your father?

JJ: ... Continue

Pope: Why are there 6 more dogs in our apartment?

JJ: They're golden retrievers. They retrieve gold. I did this for us!

Pope: you gotta be fucking kidding me

JJ: Bitches b like "I'm baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do you know about being baby you were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm bitches

Pope: I-

JJ, fake crying: I’m so sorry!

Pope: liar

JJ: *stops fake crying* 😐

Pope: You know, usually people with daddy issues become strippers

JJ: I mean, the option is still available to me

Pope: What do you think butterflies taste like?

JJ: They taste bad

Pope:

Pope: How-

JJ: I answered your question, that's all you get!

Random cat: Meow.

JJ: You sly bastard, I never would've thought of that.

Cleo: I'm sorry, but can he actually speak cat or is he just messing with us?

Pope: Knowing JJ... It may very well be both.

JJ: *sitting on John B’s bed. Hasn't eaten all day*

JJ: *looks up suddenly* Why do I hear boss music?

Pope: *kicks down the door* JJ LAWRENCE MAYBANK

JJ: OH FUCK-

Pope: I'm bi and confused.

Kiara: About being bi?

Pope: No, I just want to know what the fuck is going on.

*reunion after the motorcycle incident *

JJ: Pope?

JJ: Pope!

JJ: *running in slow motion*

Pope: JJ?

Pope: JJ!

Pope: *runs to him in slow motion*

JJ: Pope!

Pope: JJ!

JJ: Pope! That was the narliest power slide I’ve ever done-

Pope: *grows angry* JJ!

JJ: *grows concerned* Pope..?

Pope: *goes into full sprint, angry* JJ!!!

JJ: *turns to run away* OH FUCK

JJ: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.

John B: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

JJ: *talking to Kiara and Pope and sways on his feet* woah

Pope: *freaks out* JJ love, are you alright?

Kiara: *ready to beat some bitch up if JJ is hurt* what's wrong what happened?

JJ: *thinks back to everything he's done* oh i haven't eaten today that might be why-

Pope and Kiara: JJ MAYBANK

John B: why are you carrying a plant?

JJ: Pope said I asked too many stupid questions so he's making me carry a plant around to make up for all the oxygen I wasted

Pope: *Is carrying all the groceries*

JJ: *Holds out hand to help*

Pope: *aggressively moves all groceries to one hand to hold JJ’s hand*

JJ: that’s not what I meant but ok

JJ: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.

Pope:

Pope: JJ, are you alright?

JJ: *sobs*

Pope: You look mentally ill.

JJ: I am. Let's go.

Pope: JJ-

Cop: You ran a red light.

JJ: So did you, hypocrite.

Cop: I was following you.

JJ: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.

Cop: Get out.

Pope, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me

JJ, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

JJ: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Pope: Okay.

JJ: And make out during the scary parts.

Pope: Th-

Pope: The scary parts.

Pope: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

JJ: ..yeah

Why JJPope would never last as a secret

John B: Hey, have you seen JJ?

Pope: I'M NOT SEEING JJ!

John B: What?

Pope: What?

JJ, in the distance: So much for playing it cool, Pope.

Pope: Hey, JJ.

JJ: *heart eyes* Hey.

Kiara: Do you, like, not notice the other ten people in the room or...?

Pope: JJ...

JJ: Oh no, 'JJ' in b-flat.

JJ: You're disappointed.

JJ: Did you know that male bees die after mating?

Pope: That's sad

JJ: Yeah, that's their whole life. Honey, Nut, Cheerio.

Pope: Get the fuck out

jjpope edits can be so funny, you see a bunch of nice moments and then there’s JJ mimicking a blowjob and Pope laughing LMAO

Pope: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

JJ: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like 1 just start acting stupid.

Pope: But you're always acting stupid?

JJ:.

JJ: Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

JJ: Did you know I can tell the time just by looking at the stars?

Pope: Really?

JJ: Yeah, John B taught me, wanna see?

Pope: Definitely

JJ: Alright

JJ: [looks up at the stars]

JJ: Its nighttime

Pope: Oh fuck off

JJ: I'm a wanted man, Kiara!

Kiara: You weren't even a wanted child

JJ:

JJ, panting and ready to break the law

Kiara: he needs to get dicked down

The rest of the pogues: WHAT

Kiara: what?

Pope, quietly: I volunteer to dick him down…

The pogues: WHAT

JJ: yes please

Kiara: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. JJ’s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...

Pope: guys wtf? You know to never play that around JJ!

JJ: You're right.

Pope: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

JJ: 🖕🖕