MEANWHILE, IN THE CRAB BREAKROOM...

[Actor lying prone after fall]

Director: HOLD

Actor: no I'm okay that was just my commitment to the bit

submitted by @manicpixiemonster

I've had COVID twice :(

I think both times during 2022 or maybe once in 2021 the other in 2022? idrk

You’ve accidentally summoned the Devil while cooking dinner, and he’s intrigued by your culinary skills. He challenges you to a high-stakes cook-off, with your soul on the line. If you win, you get a lifetime of unparalleled culinary prowess and the ability to impress anyone with your dishes. But if you lose, your soul is his. As you accept the challenge, you realize you’ll need to prepare the most extraordinary meal of your life.

18 :/

Time to start one of these damn tag things! How many followers do you have on your main/tagged account?

I got 141 please save me from this hell

Not forced folks, and you don’t have to be tagged

@lewis-the-strange @awokenbydreams @moonthemagical @whaaaaaaaalllle6 @brothers-of-the-crime @clawedandcute @thesorryboys-updates @aroacesafeplaceforall

"I'll gonna give him a skull to make him feel better :) " - My friend

My parents try to be supportive of the 2SLGBTQIA+ community but they're not the greatest with pronouns... And by that I mean they try a little to hard to use the pronoun they in a sentence like "oh did THEY say that?" and idk if it'll be weird...

aah its so hard not to the blue outlines are haunting me

Pine tree with speckles of snow. British Columbia, Canada. January 2023.

Read this and save a life - YOUR OWN

From a surgical nurse and certified CPR teacher:

Please pause for 2 minutes and read this:

1. Let’s say it’s 7.25pm and you’re going home (alone of course) after an unusually hard day on the job.

2. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated.

3 Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up in to your jaw. You are only about five km from the hospital nearest your home.

4. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far.

5. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy who taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself.

6. HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE? Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

7. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

8. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can get to a hospital.

9. Tell as many other people as possible about this. It could save their lives!!

10. A cardiologist says If everyone who gets this mail kindly sends it to 10 people, you can bet that we’ll save at least one life.

11. Rather than sending jokes, please... contribute by forwarding this mail which can save a person’s life.

12. If this message comes around you... more than once… please don’t get irritated... You should instead, be happy that you have many friends who care about you & keeps reminding you how to deal with a Heart attack.

please take the time and boost this post by reposting it and sending it to those you love because we all need to understand how to quickly deal with heart attacks

Creek in Deep Cove, Vancouver, Canada. March 2021.