20, fem, I'll pretty much post or reblog anything funny͵or art (cough*mostly involving transformers*cough)!🍋❤ ^_^
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Guys! Transformers fans! We must unite and sign this petition to keep 'Transformers Fall of Cybertron' on steam and other gamimg platforms. It'd be a fragging shame to let it get taken down, thus taking away the opportunity for others to experience it's awesomeness! Show these game companies that same fandom energy that got us the tfp tag back! 😂And don't forget to share this petition if you can! 😆❤
Fire on the Mountain
In Episode 9 of the original Transformers cartoon, the Cons get crafty and build a machine that doesn’t work but kinda does, Spike meets a girl that I think never gets a name, the Seekers are all treacherous bastards, Wheeljack is a huge asshole and several people get dramatically thrown off a temple.
K so this pic idea has been haunting me, so here it is! Based on this video.😂
Nightowl squad back at it again. Finishing that bumbleblitz😉❤
Heyo! It's 12 AM and I'm streaming bumbleblitz trash and my horrible taste in music on picarto! Come join meh if you up.😆
I have, a M I G H T Y N E E D👌❤
Two lessons learned. I prefer foil to boil and glitter and fuck what people say I prefer gaps vs overlappiness. The machine is working on the Decepticon one as we speak.
This post got me Wiik😂
Megatron: *gets shot in the dick and falls* Ahhhh! My EqUaLiBrIuUuM!
Starscream: Megatron has fallen! I, Starscream, am the new leader of the decepticonssss! *immediately gets shot in the dick and falls*
And just when they assume you're "basic bitch starbucks trash"...
Nope, i'm transformers trash. Want a cup?🙃
Let’s see how long it takes my coworkers tomorrow to notice it ain’t a Starbucks cup.
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Happy birthday, G1 cartoon!
Jazz: *is getting arrested by Prowl* Damn mech, you T H I C C E R than a bowl of oatmeal~😘❤
Prowl:...😡
Months later in court:
made a thing
Call em "popsicles" here in Ohio. Never knew there were other names.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Omg! They are all so cute!💖😄
A selection of sparklings from Pink_Shoes Awake series, it’s an absolutely terrific fic about Megatron getting used to life after the war, but it also has lots of very cute sparklings which I had to draw!
These have all been approved by Pink_Shoes and we’ve also discussed some sparklings that appear later in the stories setting, so I might have to draw them all later as well.
Doubletake is based on a design from the scrapped Transformers Universe game. Overcharge is an existing design but I reworked his colours to fit more with Astro and Blitz. Starfire is based on SG!Starscream cos the moment I read the description ‘white and red seekerlet’ that was the first thing that I imagined, also he will one day grow up to be a fantastic scientist.
Jazz/Prowl
send me a pairing and I’ll tell you who:
falls asleep on the couch
On purpose? Jazz. On accident? Prowl. He eventually just resolves to stop doing paperwork in the living room, but Jazz likes his company. And getting to sneak some quality couch snuggles.
makes friends with the neighbors
Oh, Jazz. Prowl once tried to get their neighbors investigated for improper recycling sorting. That might sound like a stretch, but he’d deduced that it was a front for an energon distillery, and wanted to put an end to it. Jazz warned them ahead of time and now they get free high-grade. Prowl doesn’t know Jazz’s supplier and honestly thinks it’s the best they’ve managed to get for the price.
is the adventurous eater
Jazz again! However, Prowl can be encouraged to try adventurous food with enough logic, which has resulted in some of his favorite foods being weirder than usual.
hogs the covers at night
Prowl. He insists that he does not snore, take any more of the covers than he is allotted in their relationship, OR sleeptalk, but Jazz knows better. He’s a blanket hog and his doorwings make being the big spoon hard. Someday, he’ll figure out how to be the big spoon without getting smacked in the nose by a twitchy wing.
forgets to do the dishes
Neither of them. Jazz knows how upset not doing the dishes makes Prowl, and as if Prowl would forget something that simple. He has alerts for everything, I’d imagine.
tries to surprise their partner more often
Jazz, but Prowl always sees it coming. On the rare occasion Prowl tries to surprise Jazz, he also sees it coming but pretends that he didn’t. One of the downsides of a relationship between a tactician and master spy.
leaves dirty laundry on the floor
Jazz, but he manages to clean it up before Prowl ever notices. One time Prowl came home before Jazz (an unlikely happenstance) and noticed the mess on the floor and Jazz had to hear about it for weeks. He still occasionally hears about it when Prowl wants to convince him of something.
stays up til 2 AM reading
Prowl. This is what leads to him accidentally falling asleep on the couch. Jazz doesn’t really mind, but he’s taken to reminding Prowl to actually sleep on time when he’s too deep into the Law of Polyhex or whatever’s caught his interest.
sings in the shower
Jazz. He also knows Prowl does it too, but Prowl refuses to sing outside of the shower. Which is a shame, because their voices sound nice together.
takes the selfies
Jazz again! Prowl took one once and somehow broke the selfie-stick (which Jazz totally owns because how else do you get those good angles?? We aren’t monsters here) and he panicked and shoved the phone at Jazz.
plans date night
Prowl. They both have really busy schedules, so when it comes to planning something that works for the both of them, Prowl has an ‘A Beautiful Mind’-style wall full of calendars, dates, pictures of potential disturbances, etc, etc. He has planned 20 successful dates so far. Jazz jokes that they’re going out to a bar on date 21. Prowl is trying to make it happen.
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a new set of TF stickers! eventually will be available in my new shop
@anon-e-miss *cocks fly swatter* do not feel sorry for your views, we're all different folks with different interest. If anyone comes for you, my fly swatter is ready to smack some fools in the name of your honor!😆
Also, you mentioned She-Ra. Are you still a fan? If so did you hear about the reboot?
37, 38😄
37. IDW. If I had to choose between MTME or Lost Light I think Lost Light is my most hated of the two, but I hate them pretty equally. I know, I know people love these comics. But oh how I hate them. I don’t want to rip them apart, else I will get ripped apart for my troubles but I’ll be concise. For me, the writing is bad, the characterization particularly so. It’s cool if you like it, I don’t sweat it, but my opinions here are set, so no IDW defenders on this post, please.
38. I don’t remember this but I watched G1 at my babysitter’s place, a long with He-Man and She-Ra. When I was a little older I got into Beasties (ya that what we called it in Canada), and I still love that series. When I was in my 20s I watched all the old G1 episodes and really enjoyed it. So here we are.
New office buddy a coworker got me at McDonald’s
Decided to share my tea and donut break time snack with the local Prowl gang Patrol whom MOST CERTAINLEY wouldn't have beat me with a sack of potatoes in my sleep for NOT sharing.👀🍩☕
Barbie is the realest one out here❤
she snapped
Pretty pease make them stickers❤
🍔🍟🌮 ~ 💖fast food mascot girls💖 ~ 🥤🍩☕
i designed these a while ago but forgot to post them!!! i’m considering making stickers of them for anime nyc if anyone’s interested (i’ll sell them online as well!?)
Jazz 1, haters 0😂
Things I remember at 6:30 am. Jazz is basically a scops owl.
Agreed. It's like, TC, my precious giant metal bird boi, why u no fly? The only explanations are like you said, he forgot he could fly, OR he fell just to be "suspenseful" and extraa knowing damn well he could just transform and fly. If TC is gonna be a dramatic nerd in this continuity, i'm fully prepared to stan him and this whole show tbh.😂👌
I think the best part of Cyberverse was when Windblade kicked Thundercracker over the cliff and he started falling and screaming like he’d suddenly forgotten that he was a plane and could very easily fly away
"IN TWO!"
Me:Alexa, play "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion.
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i relate to this on a spiritual level.
concept: sparkling skywarp not knowing he can warp until he randomly sneezes and ends up in different places or a wall
Freely and unsupervised, walking around the zoo with humans as if they're just fellow paying customers whom came to enjoy the exhibits.
shoutout to those random peacocks you find in places that are probably unsuitable for a peacock to inhabit in the first place
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I’m just gonna start this tumblr off with these two silly boys making fun of each other
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