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Here's more incorrect qoutes for @keferon mecha Au to fuel everyone's angsty soul.
First Aid: Can you come out?
Blurr: Yeah sure, give me a sec..
Blurr: First Aid, I'm gay
First: *visible twitching* I already know that, come out to the car
Blurr: oh..ok
Blurr: Swerve I'm gay
Swerve who is currently on his alt mode: We are literally dating!
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Prowl; You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you all even get here so fast?
Jazz: Several traffic lights
Swerve: Three counts of resisting arrest, one for each of us
Blurr: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks
Jazz: and that is not our car.
Deadlock who is the car: Hey Prowl
Prowl: what the frag?!
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Rodimus: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
First Aid: Damn, if people did that to each other, Vortex would've killed everyone years ago.
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Someone holding a gun to First Aid's head; what happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?
First Aid: Bold of you to assume I'll go to heaven.
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Jazz: you know, Prowl, when you generalize, you tell general...lies.
Prowl: ......
Prowl: Are you trying to teach me moral lesson through puns?
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Swerve to Blurr: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Jazz from the kitchen: would you like to stay forever!?!
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Jazz: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am
Swerve first time driving an actual car: I know I should be more focus on the fact you just came out, but HOW FUCKING DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING
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Swerve: *Sneaking around the facility trying to get to Blurr*
First Aid from the distance who's high on the shit Pharma gaved him: *Watching Swerve phase through a wall* There goes my monthly does of Swerve
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Prowl: Are you crying?
Jazz, try to cut onions: No, it's just the onion, they-
Prowl grabbing the Onion with force: What the frag did you say to Jazz?
This is something I’ve been very slowly chipping away at for months. Thought I’d finally post the first few chapters.
This fic focuses really heavily on the relationships between the Autobots, and how they support each other when things are absolutely awful. Very much found family, but also a bit of romance.
NO INCEST. I don’t fuck with that. So, yeah, the twins are main characters but you don’t need to worry about them suddenly kissing or somethin like that.
Hope y’all enjoy :)
I am absolutely obsessed with Keferons Mecha Pilot Jazz AU
So my brain had to cook a little somthin up…
I plan to update at least once a week. Best case scenario, twice a week cuz the chapters are small…
:)
On one hand, I have Jazz. On the other hand I have Prowl.. 🤨🤔
Here! Why don’t you have both ^u^7✨
FT: My brain, ✨Mistakes on Mistakes Until✨ moments, and that Tf One au Keferon made a while back 😌🫶
Lazy sequel to this post
Silly prequel to this post for funsies (excuse to draw Jazz being silly)
Decepticon Jazz x Autobot Prowl,,,,
That one couple that’s always up in each other’s grills (they’re madly in love)
my headcanon for why dee is the only miner with yellow eyes (disregarding the canon reasons) +extra human orion doodle <:)
Jazzprowl ❤️
Commission for @mechanoize of his Jazzprowl Vamp AU !!! Aghh, working on this one was really enjoyable. >:) I love them both, so this was an honour!
Transformers Houseki No Kuni AU
👋 Hello, this is a small thing that I've been working on the past few days! These are my designs for Prowl and Jazz for my Transformers Houseki No Kuni/Land of The Lustrous AU!
The general idea is they have a similar bond to Cinnabar and Phosphophyllite. Prowl's design is based on spinel (hardness 7.5-8), whilst Jazz is based on fluorite (hardness 4)!
Due to Prowl's tendency to fight, a few portions of his body have been fitted with galaxite. Their insides and joints are mostly crystal- and their "door wings" are crystal! In Prowl's case, his hands are also visibly crystal as well.
"I think I like you, Jazz..." "yeah... me too..."
his ass is banned from the kitchen
bonus + original image:
prime what the hell are you talking about
i can't draw robots so I made a compromise by making them ponies instead
my eyes are half closed my head drops but I couldn't resist an urge
Woodkid - “To Ashes and Blood” I have easy ways of relaxation
I I MEAN... Wanted something for the soul again and MOMU has a great affect on me by slowly feeding me the ideas for animations... I'm sure Ricochet is Jazz, change my mind, I have no idea how it will turn out but MHMM I HAVE SO MUCH GOOD VIBES FOR MY BRAIN FROM THEM
Song <- clickable link
going thru an art funk take some low effort stuff
a bit of pride themed doodling,,
(hcs/flags are largely just me being goofy dont take them too seriously)
Jazz: *is getting arrested by Prowl* Damn mech, you T H I C C E R than a bowl of oatmeal~😘❤
Prowl:...😡
Months later in court: