I’m was gonna post all of the cringe stuff instagram would hate here instead, but it’s more of an epic the musical blog now. Also cover art is by Zwist (obviously)
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Y’all know im a fan of catchy songs~
friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever
reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions
Hiya, it's been a while!! Have dolphin inspired Poseidon as I (continue) to work on god games!
Based on this:
(+bonus video)
Six Hundred Strike but Odysseus turns into Elizabeth Schuyler (also posted on YT)
poseidon: you can't kill me
odysseus: you've forgotten a very important piece of information - I am completely fucking insane
The one (1) thing that Odysseus and Calypso have in common:
Neither of them know how to apologise properly
Dear sweet mother of Athena... BOY DO I DETEST CALYPSO. NO MEANS NO GIRL... AND THE FACT SHE KEPT HARRASSING AND TRYING TO WOO ODYSSEUS...
Gags me
AND THEN!! In I'm not Sorry for Loving you, she essentially tries to GASLIGHT him by saying: If my love is too much then sorry not sorry.
.... ITS ON SIGHT WITH THAT BITCH!
Aww thank you! All my mutuals have already replied to this thread lol, but I want you guys to know that I hope you are safe and doing well <3
@the-tech-turn @fionas-frenzy
REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS DESERVE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING BEYOND THAT.
when your wife becomes a winion
I’m reblogging so my tumblr can become cool too! Also also:
Poseidon when Odysseus exists:
A couple of months ago I let my little sister listen to Epic after showing her some fanarts on Tumblr, she became addicted to the musical even though she didn’t understand a word (English is not our first language (we’re Italian) and she’s pretty young too).
She says she watched animatics to understand better what was going on and she asked me to translate some of the more difficult parts.
Today I let her listen to the Vengeance saga (after I understood the lyrics in order to be able to translate to her everything) and we had lots of fun.
Just a while ago she gave me this drawing saying to post it on Tumblr to give fanarts back to the fans and so that my Tumblr becomes “Cool”.
I’m kinda crying from happiness about this, I’m so happy I got her excited about something I love too and it (positively) melts my heart to see her putting so much work into making something for the media we both love
So thank you Jorge and thanks to all the crew for making Epic, you guys really made us two bond and spend lots of good time together when we used to not talk much or even see each other.
Are we going to talk about how in Dangerous Jorge perfectly captures Odysseus’s feeling of utter loneliness with his thematic reprisal of Full Speed Ahead? Are we going to talk about the pause after ‘Cause I had one goal in mind’ where you as the listener automatically supply: ‘make it back alive to our homeland’? Only the men singing that line didn’t make it back alive so are we going to talk about that or are we going to choose not to be sad today?
reblog if your inbox is always open for new members of the fandom who may be a little shy or intimidated. doesn’t matter whether or not you’re a “popular blog”; everyone here is equal and if you’re reading this as a new person/someone considering entering the fandom, we will not turn you away!!!! talk to us!! make friends!! i more than understand being shy but trust me this fandom is chill come join us in this hellhole
so how about that saga huh
ONLY HALF AN HOUR TO GO BEFORE THE LIVESTREAM
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
HE IS BACK
All of them lived happily ever after and nothing bad ever happened, trust me 🥹
Showed my mother thunder bringer last night. When Zeus sang “only I can undress her” she gave me the most hilarious look of absolute disgust, horror and apprehension all in one
Nobody talks about how good Jorge is at communicating that time has passed in his music. That part in Puppeteer between when Ody sends out Eurycholus and when he returns so clearly expresses that time has passed without needing to say anything! Same with the opening cords of legendary. I have no idea how he does it, it’s actually insane how clearly he can communicate ideas through his music.
I’ll be participating, super excited for this
Epic The Musical Secret Santa sign up!
The form is completed! I will keep it open until some time early November for people to sign up (or might close it sooner if number of people signing up is overwhelming)
Some reminders on what this is!
The Epic Secret Santa is a gift exchange! In which the gifts are either drawings, written works, or edits, relating to Epic The Musical! To participate you fill out the above form. Later after people have filled it out, you will get messaged with the person you have been assigned to! (Meanwhile someone would get you- and everyone gives and gets something.) These gifts would have to be posted by December 25th at the latest, and probably could be posted the week before also!
If you have any other questions please do not hesitate to ask! And please bear with me as this is my first time trying to organize something like this!
Epic from the perspective of someone on the other ships is like, so funny to me
I mean, imagine you have just got through the worst war of your life. Ten long years and you’re finally able to see your family again. Then your captain/commodore I guess/king says he’s going to go check out this creepy island.
Whatever, you were feeling hungry anyways. Then it’s off to a cave, where you sit around waiting for a weirdly long time until the crew of the fleet’s flagship emerge significantly worse for wear. The really nice guy who used to share his lunch with you sometimes is gone. The king is busy having an argument with thin air on his ship. Everyone is covered in blood.
Oh well, at least you can enjoy this mutton they brought back.
Then there’s a massive freaking storm and you’re literally about to die before you’re handed a harpoon and told to throw it as hard as you can at the sky? And you end up tethered to this beautiful floating island but you can’t even appreciate it because the king is busy having an argument with his first mate. It’s super awkward for everyone else.
The king disappears and returns with a cool glowing bag which these weird little creatures seem to think is treasure, but the king insists is dangerous. You shrug it off and go back to your ship.
Finally, nine days of peace! Nothing weird happens and you’re starting to believe you might actually make it home when THE FREAKING STORM COMES BACK YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE WITH THIS!!
You’re blown away from your home and your family and end up in this scary place with a whole bunch of giants and a very angry Poseidon singing about a cyclops. And you’re like what?? We never blinded a cyclops?? What are you talking about?? And then before you have a chance to question it you straight up drown in a tidal wave conjured to teach someone else a lesson.
No wonder they were so mad in the underworld. When does a man become a monster?? Probably when he doesn’t even bother providing context to his men before they die!
Guys I can't wait to update my banner profile to the vengeance saga album cover!!
Captain remember to greet the world with open arms!
I found this quiz on pintrest!!
I got my boy Eurylochus!
Tags: @myeyesandheartadjust , @queenofthedisneyverse, @evergreen292, @victimofdavefiloni , @cosmic-amulet , @toocringeforinstagram and anyone else!!
Guys I know I’ve been posting a lot today but I was listening to thunder bringer and there was a flash of lightning as the riff started it was PERFECTLY IN TIME
Calypso is honestly the ultimate pick me. I can practically see her singing ‘you belong with me’ to poor Odysseus.
Ody fashions himself a hut opposite hers so they don’t have to share a bed, and every time he looks up she’s at the window with a sign.
“You ok?” You trapped me on an island what do you think the answer is Calypso??
Throwback to that time my brother discovered Jorge’s account through his “hefeffus” reel