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Wonwoo: you know after being around you guys all day I realized what I want to be

Vernon: a dad

Wonwoo: no a dinosaur

Vernon: oh because they’re scary?

Wonwoo: no because they’re dead

Joshua: you think you’re hilarious, don’t you?

Jeonghan: i realize that you’re a little annoyed with me, and this might not be the best time to shower myself with praise, but, yes. yes, i do think i’m hilarious

Hoshi: will you date me? breathe if yes, recite the Bible in Japanese if no

Woozi: and then jesus said ‘omae wa mou shindeiru’ and then moses answered ‘nani?!’

Joshua: Vernon doesn’t have a life plan. he doesn’t even have a day plan

Joshua: I once found a note he wrote himself that said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark

Seungcheol: thanks to Jeonghan, Dino has now taken up cursing

Seungcheol: yesterday he referred to bedtime as a "fucking crisis"

Woozi: hey, can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhhh seven espresso shots?

Mingyu: good grief, just do cocaine

Boosoonseok, t-posing in the doorway: good morning parental figure

Seungcheol, not looking up from his phone: good morning problem children

Joshua: i'm a simple guy. i like trying new things with you guys. just not paintball with jeonghan. he shot me in the dick last time and he'll do it again

Jun: yeet but classy

The8: 𝔂𝓮𝓮𝓽

Jeonghan: is it too late to sacrifice them to the gods

Wonwoo: I like to wear Mingyu's hoodies because they have long sleeves so I can- *smacks Hoshi*

*Svt throwing around a ball*

Woozi: bonus points if you hit Mingyu in the face

Dino: so I said that if I don’t become a rock star by 19, I’ll become a serial killer

Woozi: cool

Woozi: wait, how old are you?

Vernon: change is inedible

Woozi: don’t you mean inevitable?

Vernon: *spits out a bunch of coins*

Vernon: I did not

Mingyu: people who sleep with their phone on silent or DND really don't give a fuck about anybody

The8: look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and God

DK: how do you set your phone to Dungeons and Dragons?

Wonwoo: this whole thing's gonna be a goddamn fiasco

Woozi: and I'm gonna enjoy every minute of it

Woozi: you're so handsome when you're sleeping

Hoshi: should i sleep every single day?

Woozi: yes, don't wake up

Hyuk: What's an orgasm?

N: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.

Leo: That's oregano, bitch.

imagine Hongbin as the nutcracker prince and Hakyeon as Clara, but instead of falling in love with him and breaking his curse, Hakyeon just uses Hongbin’s jaw to break nuts for his pet squirrel, Leo

The last statement is true. Please don't treat a person how you don't want to be treated, you don't have to like a group or solo artist but please DO NOT hate on them.

Hate towards Momoland (A rant)

Some of the members of Momoland have said and done things I don’t agree with but I still don’t think it’s an excuse for this. 

DMing the girl’s personal instagram, telling them to go to Hell?? 

Sending them rude messages about their concept and about their appearance etc??

I’ve seen death threats, I’ve seen the most horrible comments on these poor girls personal accounts and it’s just so uncalled for. 

Where in the world is saying some things like this okay? I really don’t understand. Just because the girls don’t have a concept you can enjoy, or you don’t like them, does not permit you to tell them that like that. It’s so uncalled for. It really is unnecessary and it really needs to stop. 

You don’t have to like them but treat them with the same decency you would someone else. 

Cool, thanks, good talk. 

N: would you slap your lover for two million dollars?

Leo : I would roundhouse kick Ravi for free

Hakyeon [putting honey in his tea]: Hell yeah, get in that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Taekwoon: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Hakyeon: I absolutely fucking do not.

Dispatch: *following Leo*

Boss: any news???

Dispatch: he's choking Ken.

Amen

wooyoung: all clothing is unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it

N, pushing through a crowd: Out of my way! Step aside, filth.

Ken: He means no offense! I’m certain you bathe regularly.

Wontaek fic

Wonshik lost a bet to Hongbin and as the loser he had to convince his boyfriend, Taekwoon to allow him to paint his toenails, he knew that was going to be a challenge.

The rest of the guys were busy with other things, Taekwoon was in the living room on the phone with one of his sisters when Wonshik asked him.

Taekwoon gave him a glare and reluctantly agreed to getting his toenails painted, he was still on the phone with his sister while Wonshik started.

Wonshik asked his sister the previous day to help him choose the right nail polish colour that Taekwoon would like.

Wonshik ended up choosing a dark blue metallic nail polish because it looked cool and mysterious.

After a while Taekwoon hung up the phone, “What colour did you choose?” He asked, “A dark blue” Wonshik replied.

While Wonshik was busy painting Taekwoon’s toenails, they talked and told jokes to make the time go past faster.

Wonshik accidentally tickles Taekwoon under his foot, when he started with his right foot.

Taekwoon didn’t feel it at first and Wonshik did it again this time on purpose and Taekwoon kicked Wonshik in the face.

Taekwoon suddenly noticed Wonshik was holding his nose with one hand, “Sorry” he said, Wonshik assured him that it wasn’t an issue at all.

Wonshik then finish what he started, Taekwoon still felt bad about kicking him.

After about fifteen minutes Wonshik was done painting Taekwoon’s toenails, and went to the bathroom to deal with his bloodied nose.

After a while Wonshik went back to the living room, and sat down next to Taekwoon while he was on the phone again.

“Who are you talking to?” Wonshik asked, Taekwoon looked at Wonshik before replying with “My mom”.

Later that evening

“So did you do it?” Hongbin asked, Wonshik told him every that happened to Hongbin, “You got kicked in the face” He replied.

Wonshik nodded, Hongbin then asked Taekwoon what his opinion was on the colour Wonshik chose.

Taekwoon reply to Hongbin’s question was, “I like the colour” before kissing his boyfriend on the cheek.