Latest Posts by toxiccherries - Page 2

Ravi: *watching Hongbin pour two cans of Monster into his nitro cold brew coffee*

Ravi: Hongbin what are you doing??

Hongbin, completely monotone: I’m trying to die Wonshik.

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

Beautiful

N: *enters the room* Hey Leo what are you doing?

Leo: *eating popcorn and watching Criminal Minds* watching people die

N: *leaves the room*

if you start playin hot enough at 11:57:19 taekwoon will scream at you into the new year

💕💕

Taekwoon: what was the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

Wonshik: that I was straight.

😂😂 this is the best Vixx incorrect quotes I've read

Taekwoon, trying to summon a demon: I summon thee, from faraway lands! Come forth!

Sanghyuk: *pops out from the ground* You called?

Ravi: you’re the ocean

Hongbin: explain.

Ravi: so fucking salty

Leo: Wait, did you just flirt with me?

N: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.

Ravi: high and yelling* WHO DRUGGED ME?!

Leo: yourself bitch, you ate an entire pan of brownies

Ravi: past Ravi, you son of bitch!

N: i gotta figure out what kind of hoe i’m gonna be for halloween 

N-stans: HAKYEON! I WANNA HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!

N: *flustered* There are five of them in the living room, just take as many as you want with you.

BTOB: can someone pass the salt, please?

5VIXX: *looks at Leo*

Leo: touch me and you’ll lose your fucking fingers.

Hakyeon: Have you heard from Jaehwan?

Wonshik: I'm sure everything's fine. We left him with Taekwoon-Hyung

Hakyeon: No offense Wonshik, but those two sentences don't go together

Hongbin: what are you looking at?

Hyuk, taking a BuzzFeed quiz to find out what kind of holiday candle scent he is: porn

Hongbin: When I was born, God said, "He's too beautiful for this world."

Hakyeon: Oh please. When you were born, Satan said, "Finally, some competition!"

teacher: hyuk said a swear word in class

Hakyeon: i’ll talk to him about it

Hakyeon, to hyuk: what the fuck, dude?

Hyuk: From now on we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Ken code name Been There Done That. Ravi is Currently doing that. Leo is It Happened Once In A Dream. N, code name If I Had To Pick A Dude. Hongbin is... Eagle Two.

Hongbin: Oh thank god.

Jaewhan: You look just like I did at your age

Hyuk: Please don't say that hyung.

Youngjae: Hey Yongguk, what is Himchan allergic to?

Yongguk: Pine nuts

Daehyun: And the full spectrum of human emotion

Ken: Target acquired

*fires nerf gun at Hongbin*

Ken: Target engaged

*Hongbin sprints towards Ken*

Ken: TARGET ANGRY! TARGET ANGRY!

Animal control: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!

Jaehwan: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic

Animal Control: YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES

N: Hongbin, why aren't you putting your clothes away?

Hongbin: Ravi and Leo hyung won't come out of the closet.

Jongup: go big or go home!

Daehyun, tears in his eyes: I am begging you, Jongup, go home. please. just this once, go home.

Jongup, whispering: i’m going big

Hyuk: I’m like a dog, ya know? I’m cute, fun, loyal, and I wag my behind when people give me treats

N: Quick! We need a distraction

Leo: Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Ken: my time has come

Ravi, arguing with Leo: Can we not do this in front of our friends?

Leo: Friends? I tolerate Ken, and Hyuk is basically a pet.

Ravi, skateboarding in their dorm: 'sup heteros

Hakyeon: The fuck did you just call me

Hyuk: someone died in the living room.

Leo: well, I guess it's not a living room anymore.