Latest Posts by toxiccherries - Page 4

Dylan: Don’t correct me!

Jorel: Don’t be wrong

Dylan: Short people are-

Danny: *Already holding a guitar*

Dylan:...

Danny: Be careful with your next words Dylan Peter Alvarez, or they might be your last

Theresa: No kids today, what should we do?

Danny: Take a nap

Theresa: Think bigger

Danny: Take all the naps

Charlie: THE FLOOR IS HATING JDOG

HU: *Hops onto the furniture*

Danny: *latches onto the fucking ceiling in like 0.2 seconds*

Jdog: *lies down on the floor

Johnny: JDOG NO

Charlie: Hey Danny

Danny: don’t talk to me

Charlie: What did I do?

Danny: U got so drunk last night that you put my IPhone into my blender

Charlie: ...

Danny: U said u were making apple juice

Johnny: Why aren't you in your room?

Ava: I SAW A SPIDER IN THERE

Charlie: /screams at Funny man/

Funny man : /screams at Charlie /

Johnny: So why the fuck are they screaming at each other?

Danny: Apparently they're having a screaming competition

Jorel : I can't believe I'm in a band with those idiots.

Randi: You’re an idiot.

Charlie: But I’m your idiot babe

Randi: [points at wedding ring] obviously.

Vanessa: where are you going?

Jorel: to either get ice cream

Jorel: or commit a felony.

Vanessa:

Jorel : i’ll decide in the car.

[HU upon seeing Danny crying]

Dylan: What's wrong, Danny? Why are you crying? What happened?

Charlie: Do you need someone to talk to? I'll be here to listen.

Johnny : Are you okay? Did someone make you cry? Who is it? I'll go talk to them if you want me to.

Jorel: WHERE ARE THEY?! I'LL FUCKING KILL THEM.

Datty on 14th February:

Dylan: Matty, do you know what day today is?

Matt: *totally nonchalant* Yeah, Wednesday

Dylan : No… don’t you feel it?

Matt: Feel what?

Dylan: Even the air is different today

Matt: Dylan, its as “airy” as it was yesterday…

Dylan: No Matty, the love is in the air today…

Matt: …

Matt: *sniffs wildly* nope… definitely the same old oxygen keeping us alive…

Danny: I've only slept for nine hours over the past four days, so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

[bites into his phone]

Danny: ...this isn't a bagel.

😂😂

Randi: Jordon! You didn’t pay the fucking power bill again, are you serious??

Charlie: *walks in strumming a guitar* When your lights don’t work like they used to before~

Randi: Jordon, shut up!

Dylan, stuck in a chair acting normal: Well kids, you may be asking yourself,  “Dil,how did you get stuck in that chair?”

Dylan, struggling to get out of it: Well, I have no fucking idea either.

Dylan: Did you know that getting a papercut hurts more than a knife wound?

Jorel: ...

Jorel: [cuts one hand on paper and stabs the other]

Dylan: That's not what I-

Jorel: [screaming out of pain]

Charlie: And now for a gay update from Dylan.

Dylan: Getting gayer

Charlie: Thank you Dylan and now to the weather-

Jorel: hold the fuck up

Danny: excuse me?

Jorel: i said, hold the fuck up

Danny:

Danny: im the fuck up. hold me.

Jorel: I’m gay

Dylan : I thought you were Italian?

Johnny: i wasn't that drunk last night.

Asia: you were flirting with me.

Johnny: so? you're my wife.

Asia: you asked me if i was single

Asia: then you cried when i said i wasn't

Johnny's clone: [poining at Johnny] Shoot HIM, he's the clone.

All of HU: [aims at the clone] the REAL Johnny  would never pass up an oppurtunity to die.

Dylan: Im...grounded?

Danny: [folded arms] Yes, you're grounded!

Johnny: You disobeyed an order.

Jorel: [Holding up a shovel] And now we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson!

Johnny: Jorel, that's not how grounding works.

*in an ambulance*

Paramedic: Don't worry Sir, we'll be able to save you.

Jorel/Johnny: *slips them 20 dollars*

Jorel/Johnny : Please don't.

Danny: I can fit my whole world in the palm of my hands!

Jorel: that’s impos-

Danny: *cups Jorel’s face*

Jorel: *blushing* Danny, I have a reputation

Dylan: it's okay, Johnny. when life gives you lemons, you just gotta make lemonade

Johnny: that's a shitty advice

Johnny: why not just squeeze the lemon into the eyes of who's upsetting me?

Dylan: who is upsetting you that much??

Johnny: you, Dylan, with this terrible advice

I'm ja dog

Tag yourself I’m jenny 3 teers

Johnny: Alright whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Dylan: It’s Jorel’s.

Jorel: Fuck it up, don’t pass out.

Danny, nodding in approval: Short and sweet.

Danny: “I must crack open a cold one, but I have no boys.”

Dylan: “You require the milkshake.”

Dylan: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Johnny: No. I said, "Dylan, don't lick the swing set," and you said, "Don't tell me what to do." And then you licked the swing set.

Jorel: But that place is haunted!

Vanessa: Don’t be scared, ghost prey of fear, just be confident.

Jorel, marching down a haunted hallway: I’M NOT SCARED, I AM NOT A PUSSY

Anna: I can’t believe we are locked in this room together

Dylan: *secretly throws keys out the window* Truly unfortunate