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Jordan: Danny won, fair and square... even Johnny  admits it.

Asia: Where is Johnny?

Jordan: Still in the showers, we think he's trying to drown himself.

Johnny: So, Danny, how was your day today?

Danny: Someone pushed me.

Johnny: Well, did you push them back?

Danny: No. He was bigger than me.

Johnny: Uh-huh, Jorel?

Jorel: *punching the guy* I’m already on it.

Jorel: I SWEAR I’M NOT CUTE

Jorel: DON’T CALL ME THAT

Jorel: I AM EVIL

Jorel: I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

Jorel: FEAR ME

Vanessa:

Vanessa: Cute

Anna: I LOST MY BOYFRIEND HAVE YOU SEEN HIM????!!!!!?!!

Someone: What does he look like?

Anna, in tears: Beautiful!?!?!

Danny: Hi! I'm Daniel Murillio, and you are?

Jorel: Questioning my sexuality.

Jorel: I don’t accept kisses from men and anyone who dares kiss me will suffer dire *Danny kisses his nose* ….uh…consequences

HU :…

Jorel: Anyone except Danny

Matt : hello people who do not live here

Johnny: hey

Danny: hi

Jorel : hello

Dylan : hi !

Matt : i gave you the key for emergencies

Charlie  : we were out of doritos

Asia: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?

Johnny: (mouth full of food) No...

Asia: Then what's that on your pants?

Johnny: That's cocaine.

Jordan: why are you naked?

Danny: I don’t have any clothes

Jordan: sure you do

Jordan, opening and looking through Danny’s closet: You have shirts, jeans, sweaters, hi Jorel, tank tops…

Jorel, rollerblading into his therapist’s office with sunglasses and a piña colada : maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this.

Dylan : *bust into the room*

Anna, startled : jesus !

Dylan : nope, it’s just me

Johnny: why are your tongues purple?

Danny: we got mush ice

Jorel: i had a red one

Danny: i had a blue one

Johnny: oh

Johnny: OH!

Danny:  We need milk, eggs, and bread. Write it down.

Jordan and Dylan:  No need. we’ll remember.

(later)

 Danny: So.. what did you buy?

Jordan and Dylan: A panda.

Randi: This year, I lost my dear husband, Jordan.

Jordan: [in the distance] Quit telling everyone I’m dead!

Randi: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

Danny: Kiss the prettiest person in the room right now!

Dylan: Charlie?

Charlie  [blushing]: Y-Yes?

Dylan: Can you please move? I’m trying to get to the mirror.

Dylan: listen. there’s something i need to get off my chest.

Anna: is it your shirt? jesus fucking christ please say yes.

Danny : [kisses Jorel’s neck]

Jorel: what is this?

Danny: affection

Jorel: disgusting

Jorel:

Jorel: do it again

Derillio  pre-debut

Johnny: Well, that was a successful trip!

Danny: Uhh, we lost Jordan?

Johnny : Yes indeed, a very successful trip.

Jordan: *enters the room noticeably disheveled*: sorry i’m late, i was doing stuff

Dylan: *enters the room, also disheveled*: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

Jorel: We’re gonna die!

Dylan: Think positive!

Jorel: We’re gonna die quickly!

Dylan: they call me coffee because i grind so fine.

Danny: oh my god.

Jordan: they call me coffee because i keep you up past 2am.

Danny: stop it.

Jorel: they call me coffee-

Danny: dear lord, no.

Jorel: because i’m dark and bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who i am.

Danny : oh.

Johnny : *standing outside Jorel’s room*

Johnny: J LETS GO! WE’RE GONNA BE LATE! COME OUT!

Jorel : I’M GAY

Johnny : NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU!

Jorel: What are you, 5?

Dylan : *snorts* Yeah, 5 heads taller than you.

Jorel :

Dylan:

Dylan : I’m sorry, please don’t kill me.

Johnny : *coughs violently*

Charlie : don’t die

Johnny : don’t tell me what to do

Charlie : *furious* I'm calling bullshit!

Danny: well hang up.

Dylan : Could you pass the salt?

Johnny : *throws Jorel across the table*

Me: Well you did ask for my favorite song.

BF: Yes, I did and it is?

Me: Oh just the average girl pop song *Blasts Cashed out and Cypher part 3 at the same time*

Yoongi in fics :- I’ll have black coffee ☕️, with no sugar and no cream.

Yoongi in real life :- can’t even drink espresso XD

Boyfriend: (puts on Bang Bang) (turns off before chorus)

Me: YOU CAN’T TURN IT OFF BEFORE THE CHORUS

Boyfriend: (sings) this song could end inside a moment…

Me: (tries not to laugh but that’s pretty good. Angrily posts to Tumblr).

It’s Christmas Time

You know what that means?

My blog’s music is JUST gonna be Christmas in Hollywood. 

Hope no preteens are following me-