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season 2 spell like to charge reblog to cast
me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:
like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together
Does Eugene Roe look very vaguely like Charles Leclerc to anyone else or I’m a just insane?
Watching criminal minds in forensics and trying not to freak out over my obsessive love of Spencer Ried
don’t mind me, just screaming over here in the corner about scrapped “The Batman” concept art…
Press Conference, Monaco 2023
"What do you look for in a teammate?"
Winters- You’re either a pretty level headed person or your life is in complete shambles and you find comfort in characters that know how to handle stress.
Nixon- You love a good self destructive character and more than likely see yourself in them. Also, how is your undiagnosed mental illness treating u lately?
Lipton- You just want to be held and cared for so bad it’s not even funny anymore.
Speirs- You most DEFINITELY read wattpad stories as a kid. The mafia kind. You’re also unnecessarily horny on the internet and probably say he’s “Lana-coded.”
Roe- You love a good tragic and tortured character, I’ll give you that. You also listen to boygenius and love religious imagery.
Babe- I’m gonna take a wild guess and say you’re on some type of lgbt or autism spectrum.
Liebgott- You have a really weird self-confidence complex and read a LOT of enemies to lovers. I’m lowkey scared of you even though you’ve probably never hit anyone in your life.
Webster- You’re an artist at heart and view the world in a way that might set you apart from your peers. You can never and will never tell if that’s a good or a bad thing. Also you call grown men “babygirl.”
Guarnere- You have TERRIBLE taste in men and can never tell the difference between being mean or flirting.
Toye- Ditto ^ but also may I add you probably have a thing for people in uniform.
Buck- You are a very simple person. You like everything to just be kind of normal and calm all of the time. Sometimes you dip your toes in the water, but it’s more of a once a year kind of thing. Your favorite superhero as a kid was Captain America.
Luz- You are just cool. Very Ferris Beuller, Bill and Ted, Matthew Lillard kind of cool. You’re also probably transmasc or into guys to some degree.
Shifty- You’re either one of those “omg smol bean” people or you just love a good ray of sunshine kind of character. Your favorite pony as a kid was probably Fluttershy.
Malarkey- I’m so deeply upset just looking into your eyes dawg you need to take a nap and book a therapy session. Not a single one of you guys is completely and totally stable.
Renee- You so desperately wanted this show to pass the bechdel test and wished more women were included in the production. You’re also into women.
Perconte- You’re either really cool or you’re really annoying. No inbetween.
Bull- You really liked the SNL “Big Boy” skit with SZA
Muck- You want to be the funny friend so bad and you’re still not sure if you’ve earned that title yet. Mad respect though bc I know ur ass has seen supernatural in full. More than once.
Welsh, Penkala, Spina, Talbert, Grant, Martin, Penkala, Hoobler, Skinny- Either you’re lying to be different or you genuinely love a good underrated background character.
Blithe- Mm you’re lying lol
Sobel- Hey, girl! What the fuck!
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i'm a simple girl i see a doc roe close up on my screen i do this
even though i've watched this goddamn show upwards of 15 times
You know what? Fuck it. If this post gets 15k notes I'll push my parents to get my fibromyalgia diagnosis. Not happening
The way I’m taking a mental break after whatever the fuck that was in the Australian Open by watching HBO War shows and it’s literally consuming my life. I LOVE MY DARK STRANGE CAJUNS.
I’ve never seen a man with more swagger in my entire life
Just found out that Judd Nelson was 26 filming The Breakfast Club, my life is OVER
Incompetent is underselling at this point, someone broke their back
3HAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENIBG AT TWITCH CONNNNNNNN WTFFFF WTFF
i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year
[ID: A series of fake tweets set in the universe of The Batman (2022), from the perspective of Gotham’s citizens. They read as follows:
Cedric C. (@/cedricccc): Ever since the flood last year, I’ve seen a few weird fringe theories about who the Batman is, but the craziest shit I’ve ever heard are the folks who think Bruce Wayne is the Bat. My man looks one dropped ice cream away from a mental breakdown.
Penny E. Larson (@/penny4urthots): i went to high school with bruce wayne at gotham academy. we got partnered together to dissect a frog and he started crying when he saw it. i had to do all the cutting. This man is #notthebat and we also need to protect him at all costs
R. Wilson (@/gothamtoaustin): I used to work for Wayne Ent. before I moved to TX. One day Wayne had to give my department a presentation and he was so awkward it hurt to watch. He dropped all his index cards, mumbled the whole time, zero eye contact. There’s no way. #notthebat
Javier Perez (@/itsjaviiiii): Bruce Wayne came into the 7-11 I used to work at, got an icee, realized he forgot his wallet as i was checking him out, then put the icee down and speed-walked away before i could get a word in edgewise. i would have given it to him for free. anyway yeah #notthebat
Alice Li (@/aliceingotham): Bruce is a regular at my grandparents’ restaurant. He gets take out a few times a month. I can’t tell you how incredibly soft-spoken this man is. My grandma always tries to take care of him but he shrinks away. Can confirm he is definitely #notthebat
Noah Crocker (@/gothamisnumba1): This poor bastard. Leave him alone. I was at that library charity thing last month and I saw him honest-to-God hiding behind a curtain. I went over to ask if everything was ok but a GCPD guy got to him first and pulled him out of the room. Cut him some slack guys. #notthebat
Libby H. Lewis (@/gothamlibby): Gotham, come on now. We can at least protect our boy Bruce Wayne from this nonsense. Are we all forgetting that time when he “ran away” as a teen and was found crying in a port-a-potty at an AFI concert? It was in the news for months. Leave him alone. #notthebat /End ID]
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You know the reason why Loki was nerfed and killed by the person who tirtured and mind controlled him? This:
They also said that it was Loki's fault that Thanos killed him. And they said that he was in blame for NY, because if he didn't interact with Thanos, nothing would happen.
Doesn't it sound like "she knew who she married" and "she was asking for it" vibes?
Or it's just me who finds it horrifying?
mama Opossum carrying her babies
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I’m so sick of older generations shitting on younger ones for not having a mansion and a car and a family and an education and a well paying job. Yet every time you try to tell them it’s not as easy as it was for them, they suddenly walked 70 miles in a blizzard, barefoot and no clothes to get to school?-.-
full offense but none of you millennials would survive mid 2010s wattpad
MARVEL RELEASE THAT SCENE RIGHT NOW
Girl, are you okay, you haven't even tortured your little fictional characters today
I compiled a short list of some questions that I hadn’t seen yet to help you (and me) have some fun while developing OCs. Feel free to answer these yourself, or ask someone else!
1. How does your OC feel about their full name?
2. What do strangers notice about them first?
3. How does their social personality differ from how they act when they’re alone?
4. How do they act around a crush?
5. Do they have a “tell” for when they’re lying?
6. What do they smell like?
7. What is their hair texture like?
8. How much jewelry do they wear, and do they have a favorite or distinguishing piece?
9. Do they have a word or phrase that they tend to overuse?
10. What is a weird quality that they have (ie their hands are always cold, they’re always hungry, they snort when they laugh, etc)?
11. What color do they look strikingly good in?
12. How do they show affection to someone they love?
13. Do they make strong/frequent eye contact when they talk to someone?
14. What attributes do they have that are inherited from their parents or shared with their siblings/other relatives?
15. Are their greatest flaw and their greatest strength related and in what way? (ie very caring and helpful but a doormat, or very observant and shrewd but often paranoid)
16. How has their childhood affected the way they view an aspect of their life (people, education, society, themselves, etc)?
And that’s all! Remember to reblog with your answers, I’m genuinely curious to hear about other people’s characters/writing processes!
Part II: https://liliamoon.tumblr.com/post/671647292219097088/oc-asks-part-ii
I don’t think you know as much as you think you do.
MOON KNIGHT | 1x06 “Gods and Monsters”
every once and a while twitter is genuinely enjoyable
Italian Elon Musk is having a field day today
OK I loved episode 5, but at this point I'm expecting a two and a half hour episode 6 because:
Konshu must be saved
The world must be saved
Layla needs to be saved
Marc has to get out of the afterlife
Steven ...?!
JAKE ?! I MEAN, HOW DOES MARC GET OUT OF THE AFTER LIFE IF JAKE IS STILL INSIDE ?!
Fighting Arthur
Fighting the crocodile goddess ?!
MARVEL YOU ARE REALLY TELLING ME THAT YOU WILL SOLVE ALL THIS SHIT IN JUST 40 MINUTES EPISODE, better for you you don't
EDIT: Amit Chaudhari just announced that the latest 01x06 episode will barely last 40 minutes.
I want Ammit to take my soul and burn it in hell.