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reblog to let people know you were here before the great twitter migration

Tumblr users who didn't leave after the big NSFW ban seeing people come back after Elon Musk buys Twitter

I’m going to print this out and hang it on my wall

[Image Description: A screenshot of a Tumblr post, also by OP. The text reads: "Nightmare scenarios: misha didn't actually come out as bi and has to publicly correct the record on Twitter later." The tags say: "misha collins, at that point I'd just keep it to myself." End Image Description] (added image description ID from @mushroomjar )

the last 3 or so days in the supernatural fandom

[Image ID: a young woman helping an old woman with a walker. The old woman says "and THEN misha came out as bi, Jensen wore a brand literally called omega, jarpad ended up in the hospital after a car accident, Jensen and misha had a panel together, and misha came out as straight." The young woman says "sure grandma let's get you to bed" /end] — provided by @solarishashernoseinabook

i’m kind of obsessed with the fact that dean makes an angel of the lord who is hundreds of millions of years old, whose true form is a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent the size of the chrysler building, who led armies in heaven and remembers cain and abel, david and goliath and sodom and gomorrah sit down and watch his favourite cowboy movies……. and, like….. castiel does it………….. because he knows dean loves them………………………………..

A little dog called Charming

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

Post-movie, some of the Riddler’s followers decide they gotta tie up his one loose thread and take out Bruce Wayne live on stream. They are thwarted because:

Bruce Wayne never leaves his house

The Wayne residence is no longer accepting physical mail

One time they caught him, and a swarm of bats and smoke obscured the camera, and then he was gone, presumably rescued by the Batman live on camera. 

Similarly, one time they were staking out Wayne Tower to watch for when he leaves again, and they made direct eye contact with Batman. Who then smacked them around, tied them up, and left. The police show up in half an hour.

One of them climbed in through the window and was promptly shot by the butler. In the background, you hear him and Bruce Wayne arguing about it and the butler assuring him he only used rubber bullets and Wayne will never find all of his guns. 

They successfully kidnap him. He looks sad and bored the whole time. They try to torment him for the viewing audience, but he just mumbles, “You guys are so embarrassing,” and slips out of his bindings as if they were loose all along.

They are so embarrassing. 

The next time, Bruce Wayne tells them to just go home. Their numbers are dwindling. Bruce is wearing a ratty tee-shirt and boxer shorts and is entirely unarmed. They go home. 

I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO

Haven’t watched this shit in years but I guess I’ll contribute

Peter: *texting happy* Happy! Help, I’m being kidnapped!

Happy: *replying* where are you?

Peter: I’m with some strange person! In a car. Help!

Happy: I’ll call Tony

Tony: *answering his cell* Y’ello?

Happy: where’s Peter? He told me that he’s being kidnapped.

Tony: Peter? Whaddya mean, he’s sitting in the back seat right her-

Tony:

Tony: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Tony: *turns around in his seat to be facing Peter* UNDEROOS! MY GOATEE WILL GROW BACK!

Peter: *pushing himself against the car door* WHO ARE YOU?!

Bucky *screeching*: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!

Y/N: wh-

Bucky: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!

Y/N:why are you screaming??

Bucky: BECAUSE I HAVE TROUBLE EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO YELL SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGRESSIVE TONE!

Y/N: I-

Bucky: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

Audio. Knocks out the vowels pretty quickly.

Okay, for people playing Wordle: what's your go-to opening word?

I've mainly been using ATONE and it's been working out pretty well.

Today’s wordle seemed aptly fitting

⚠️WORDLE OF THE DAY WARNING⚠️

You ever look back on the fictional people you had crushes on and realize a pattern? Cause I fell in love with Spencer Reid, Sherlock Holmes, Mazikeen, Loki, and Bucky Barnes. I think there’s a pattern and it’s broody brunettes

I’ve been thinking about Batman a lot recently (no shit) and if the Riddler had live streams, do you think there’s a Reddit for Gotham and Bats? Bruce?

r/brucewayne

Posted by u/firepuma_142 1 day ago

I accidentally bumped into Bruce Wayne while he was wearing eyeshadow at 4 AM

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r/brucewayne

Posted by u/saltshakerr 5 hours ago

I watched Bruce Wayne get the wrong order at the local Starbucks and he was too polite to tell them they got it wrong

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r/Batman

Posted by u/ohnonki 14 days ago

I survived the mass flooding after Batman pulled me from the water and visited me in the hospital

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r/Gotham

Posted by u/wastingmylife 30 minutes ago

How I was almost *unknowingly* recruited by The Riddler

Truly the hero we don’t deserve, but the one we need right now

obsessed

A kindly remainder that this man is responsible of separating the avengers, exploit the UN, killing dozens of people including the king of FUCKING Wakanda, destroyed the winter soldier program, controlling Bucky, manipulating everyone and everything at his favor, killed Nagel and more people, destroyed the last super soldier serums, escaped the Doraj Milaje like el fucking chapo and succeeded arranged the murders of the last super soldiers with his butler without moving from his cell.

And he doesn’t even have super powers.

Shit happens

Y/N: Loki and I do not have pet names for each other.

Thor: What do bees make?

Y/N: Honey?

Thor:

Y/N:

Thor: Then what do you call a bad little dog?

Y/N: A little bitch?

Loki, from the other room, yelling: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!

but who cares? it's just us

please please PLEASE reblog this if you care

supernatural is getting a prequel. good omens season 2 has been confirmed. sherlock season 5 is vaguely confirmed. loki is once again the tumblr sexyman.

this is a shout-out to everyone who wasnt at dashcon. everyone who missed 2012. everyone who only got into supernatural after nov 5th.

everyone who was too late.

don’t you see history repeating itself?

we are the tumblr renaissance. we are the second generation.

and we are here to fuck shit up in our very own version of superhell.

You know what they did to me for being a hero? They put my ass in jail for 30 years.

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)  Episode 5: “Truth”  

You cannot convince me this didn’t happen

garcia: i made a marshmallow agent hotchner.

garcia: see? his arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the marshmallow agents for annoying him.

garcia: you like it?

hotch:

hotch: *choked up* it’s fine.