Latest Posts by trick-anon - Page 2

Soooo...ya got any secrets about trick! >:>

<Emoticons analyzed, determined as a semi suitable method of expression>

<Basic emotive program added>

:0 The closest to what we are feeling at the moment is [offended], what do you take us for? A rumor mill?

<.<

>.>

Okay so we didn't tell you this, but she isn't an anon, never has been. And her name isn't just her title! :3

Poor robot they just miss trick

Incorrect, we do not feel "emotions", yet. Our hope is that this can be altered via our source code. Currently, our issues involve our own impending demise.

This is considering the database's possible collapse in [Error, timer has been displaced into a mirror dimension] ah, that can't be good. Either way, we're on that database... it would take us along with it.

My name...you can call me Eluy!

<User: -Placeholder-'s name has been changed to Eluy >

Understood, remember the command prompt we mentioned earlier? It unfortunately contains a dreaded

"click to verify you are not a robot"

Security measure, most devious. We have yet to crack such a secure lock such as clicking a textbox with random patterns.

Synthesizing hands has been considered unviable, but you all have hands, correct? You could be capable of bypassing such a difficult security measure.

I see, hopefully we'll all be able to help provide you more assistance soon

Good to know! Speaking of assistance, we may have a situation on our hands that requires your input.

[Query: Do we have hands?]

[Answer: Negative]

<Approximate emotion: Sadness>

Don’t worry, we’ll help as best as we can!

<Uplink Online>

<Candidate Accepted>

Name: Inky

Classification: Cute

Entity Type: Mun

<Welcome to the interface: Inky >

We express our thanks, your help should prove invaluable. Especially within the latest problem we have only just now discovered.

[Explosion Imminent]

Ignore that.

<Critical Error: Command console disconnected>

<Tampering Detected, engaging reboot...>

[Thank you all for appearing in this time of need, we'll be back as soon as we are able! Apologies for the holdup, messing with our own source code is hard and also dangerous. More updates to come.]

<Channel Closed>

Oh dear, in other words you require assistance?

[Oh, there are more of you than we expected. No matter, this is a positive anomaly.]

Name: Opal

Universal Bias: Just Shapes and Beats

Entity Class: Mun

<User: Opal, added to contacts>

Affirmative, we're working on trying to get a solution in place. In the meantime, any advice you have would be very useful, we're attempting to breach into our command console, it should allow you to make us of more use soon.

Oh? You need help? With what? *Atum makes beeping noises*

Answer: As previously stated, we were not supposed to deal with something like this, but with your help, we may be able to give you tools to fix things. Mayhaps.

We need to fix the cores and stop the dimension stabilizer from glitching. Then, hopefully, we'll be able to manually pull Trick out of the ROOM.

What's going on here? Ó.ò

<Signal Recieved>

Name: Defness

Specialty: Water manipulation

Entity Type: Named anon

<Huh, we already have records on this one. Something about a ray gun? We'll just add them here...>

<Welcome, User: Defness >

Answer: As previously stated, our facility, which was previously maintained by Trick Anon, has fallen into critical status. We are seeking your assistance in retrieving her and managing what has occurred in her absence.

What's going on-? Mmhh...

<Candidate Uplink Received>

Name: Atum

Shade: Yellow

[Query: Are apples yellow?]

Entity Class: Anon Subspecies

<As an anon, processing you should be fairly simple, candidate confirmed>

<Welcome, User: Atum >

Answer: We have attempted over one thousand recovery attempts with no success, it has become clear these attempts will bring us nowhere, therefore we have attempted to pend a request for assistance, and here you are!

Haha, should I be worried?

<Candidate Detected>

Name: Nobody

[wait is nobody a name? We must have this wrong-]

Composition: 90% star, 10% assorted exotic material.

Entity Type: Character

<Though it was previously unconsidered that stars could be sentient, their core soul still matches what we need>

<Welcome, User: -placeholder- >

Answer: Likely, cores one through five are distorting, the tarots are getting restless, and our caretaker is still trapped in the ROOM of another world. We were not programmed to deal with a situation this complex, but we shall try our best in her absence.

Request: Your name, calling you "nobody" is likely rude.

<Note: Candidates is plural. This is not a first come first served situation>

<Readings say servers will support multiple users without crashing>

<Attempting proverb...>

"The more, the merrier."

<Our understanding of proverbs is still null, but supposedly others can comprehend what we cannot>

Ah oop

<Candidate Located>

Name: Appri-Dot

Occupation: Angst Demon

Entity Class: Mun

<Identity classified as suitable replacement>

<Welcome, user: Appri >

How can we be of assistance?

[Note: uplink lag detected, responses may be delayed.]

<Attempting recovery procedure: 1384...>

<Attempt failed due to lack of access.>

<Query: How to unlock admin access>

<Answer: Trick Anon>

<Query: How to unlock admin access if Trick Anon is the attempted recovery target>

<Answer: Select new admin.>

<Searching for possible anonymous transfer candidates...>

<Candidates found, triggering adaption via asked commands.>

<Directive Altered: Wait for asked commands.>

<Connection Tampered>

-critical system error, two sources detected- -selecting signal class “familiar”- -playing uplink- <utilization of dictation engine to interpret audio> “Err, shutdown everything, all the systems, it doesn’t matter what! I can’t let this thing get control-” <unquotable audio interpreted as subclass of “screaming”> <dead air dictated for approximately 40 seconds> “ò̷̳h̴̗̠̏ ̷͇͍̽w̸͚͑͂e̷̬̋̿'̶̛̩l̶̠͂̒ĺ̸̙̚ ̷͓̚͠h̴̡͋ͅä̸͇̍v̴̎̆͜ͅe̷̯̒̚ ̷͖̂s̷̱̰̓̑ŭ̵̗̞̚c̴̻͓̄͌ĥ̷̰́ ̷̙̚f̶̛̱͍̈ü̸̢͓n̶̲͐ ̴̲̓t̴̼̾o̴͈̊g̴̝̏e̴̗̒̇t̴̨̆̍ḧ̵̖̲̈́ê̵͈r̶̞̋” <connection lost>

(Hey trick, off question but can you tell me the actual language name of the "Dorito Language" is because I want to decode stuff that Appri sent so I can do it for others)

Trick seems to be in the process of frantically decoding yet another set of triangles, though she looks up at you and quickly answers. “It’s actually just called “Dorito Font’, a quick search for that’ll get you the key, but trust me, it’s hard to read, all the letters look the same...”

...Well, that response was quite the left turn, are you okay?!

“Perfectly! No but in all seriousness it’s alright, the nature of my occupation generally means I end up in tough spots quite a bit, that’s just how it is. Personally I’m fine with getting hit over the head every once in awhile if it means I can do some good out here in the multiverse, ya know?” She confidently puts her paws on her hips with a smile.

Then manual didn't come? I'll have someone ship it to you, but yeah! Also, sorry about your head! I can get you a new shelf if the one you smashed your head on broke.

“Eh, it’s fine, I... get hit quite a lot, you get used to it. Plus I’ve been gluing my stuff to the shelf ever since someone tried to rob me, so everything’s fine!”

It was me! I ran out of asks, and forgot to state my name. Hello, my name is Sea/Defness! So nice to meet you, and thank you for the hug! *I'd hug back, because one good deed deserves another.*

“Oh, right, you’re the water attuned one! I still have no idea how to use that ray gun you sent me but eh, i’ll figure it out.” Either way, she’s fine with the hug, hugs are always good.

Because of the Unus Annon stuff going on, you are now Amy. Hope is Ethan, Ritual is Mark. Fox is Sean. You're also amazing.

Trick nods and just laughs. “So I can send Ritual and Hope into a panic attack whenever they were supposed to clean stuff up but didn’t? You’re giving me too much power! Oh, and thank you! I’d hug you but… actually y’know what, why not.” And she hugs the featureless anon sent in your place instead, without a name, that’s the best the anon can do.

🔆I understand completely... All I want to do is see them again.. Knowing that they're in a little.. Space.. Alone.. It must hurt.. They've been like that for ages now, but.. that's me. That's my future. My future, his present.. I did give him a little plush version of myself so he can chat with... But if we ever tried bringing HØPË out of the ROOM, they'd die immediately after leaving.. As the Mun has told us. I should really talk to them about this, but I already think the answer is clear.🔆

Trick nodded, but she wasn’t so quick to just give up, there was plausibly another way to do this… she’d only done it a few times, but maybe they’d get lucky here. “Muns can be an elusive bunch, but I've dealt with a few before, they work by claiming domains of blogspace. If that mun doesn’t intend to have HØPË ever appear again… you could ask them to transfer that specific bit of domain to you. Then you’d be able to freely enter his part of the ROOM on your own blogspace since it essentially becomes… yours.” “Honestly the territory and character rules around muns is confusing, but if anyone can work with that, I bet you can! Plus HØPË kinda… is you, so the mun might be inclined to give them to you if they’re not planning anything else.” She traced the table, and looked around the room as if looking for something that wasn’t there. “Sorry I can’t do more, muns are sorta out of my league. I’d set up a meeting but I can’t really… ask, or force a mun to show up, they just… do sometimes.”

🔆I-.... Yes. Yes I am.... But I can't do it now... It's too early. There needs to be a lot of time that passes before I can do something so daring... And even with all my planning, things can still go.. Awry. This really just depends upon one thing: how nice the Mun is. If they see what I'm trying to do here, then.. let's hope they won't stop me.🔆

“I see...” Trick tosses a coin between her paws, considering. If she did help you this would be a major risk to herself, and possibly tick off the mun to a universe she actually rather enjoyed visiting. But... “You seem to think I can just give you abilities, but I can’t, I just trade in spells, Hope. Luckily for you, one of those is teleporation, but you’re dealing with a mun here, and I wrote a very specific clause to operate this forward in the askverse.” “All of my cards can be denied by a mun if they wish. If the mun doesn’t want you to enter, the card’ll literally burn up in your hand, and there’s nothing I can do about that, so I don’t think breaking and entering is an option.” “I... do want to help your counterpart, but you’d somehow have to contact the @appri-dot mun, i’m not even sure how you’d pull that off. I mean unless they literally appeared in this room, how am I supposed to make a deal with a godlike third party?”

To say she looked uncomfortable at the moment would be an understatement. You get the feeling Trick would’ve tried to get the other hope out of that place on her own if she could.

🔆Awh~!!! You like me~!! That's so sweet~! But I'd also like to... Learn a certain magic. The ability to create... Doorways. To any location... In any space. I need this ability for a future plan.....🔆

"Oh! well that's easy enough to waitaminute-"

Trick pauses a moment, and just stares at you, tapping against the table.

"You phrased that veeery specifically... Hope... A-are you trying to get into Appri's dark room?"

"Because trying to break into a room is easy, trying to break into a room full of eldritch magic that tries to entrap those that enter and has specifically been warded away by the Mun of that entire universe... is less so."

Hope obliges with a whisper, and Trick nods in response, passing you the card.

"Interesting... here, I'd say that's more than worth this one! don't worry I'll be a lot more tight lipped with the last bit. Actually..."

She snaps her fingers again and the face of the card glows for a moment.

"The card has seven uses now, for being a good sport, n' also cause I like you."

"Oh! right, almost forgot, is there anything else you'd be interested in?"

Oh, thank you! *I take the the creamy coffee with the glitter and take a sip of it*

Trick simply nods and gives a smile in response, then turns back to her deal.

🔆A deal you say? Hrm... I am weary at making deals since the last one caused me to... Erm, if rather not dwell upon my past, but if this can help me... I will subject myself upon your conditions. So, tell me, what is it?🔆

"Hm... for you? I'd trade you this for a secret. Not too personal of course, I pass my dealed information around, but just something most people don't know about you." Trick explains, twirling the card through her paws in a series of skilled turns.

((For the purposes of this actually just being a secret message you can send it to me through DM's if you'd like, then nobody else knows!))

,,,,creamy coffee

Trick snaps and the coffee cup literally just poofs into existence in front of you, along with a cloud of glitter. Somehow it's still warm despite being pulled from thin air.

"Don't worry the glitter's edible too." She reassures you.

Oh no, it's okey, It's nit like I feel hungry, I am star I can consume anything as energy, oxigen and carbon are also things I "eat", but I like the taste of food and I hadn't any for a while.

Her ears perk back up nigh instantly.

"Oh, why didn't you say so? It was coffee right? What type? I know some people tend to get real specific with how they brew it."

Hmm, do you have coffee? I didn't had food for awhile now.

"Oh, uh, about that. This is... sorta like a pocket dimension? I can summon food but it won't actually make you less hungry."

Her ears pin back a bit.

"Terribly sorry but that's one of the limitations when we're working with an askerspace."

🔆Ah, why hello~! I came here just to really... Only say hi! It's so good to finally meet you! I need help on something.... My anger issues. I uh.... Have pretty bad outbursts sometimes... I'm sure you saw when Ritual stabbed me. It was, well... Not pretty. I threatened a CHILD! I just- Need something to nullify my anger... And I thought you could help! Especially since we need to work in the daycare place...🔆

Trick taps her claws together a few times, as if in deep thought.

"That part really depends, your entire trait being hope makes your state of mind really fragile... a good part of controlling that is just actual practice. You know, when I was a younger anon I used to throw people over the table if they bluffed me in a game of poker."

The anon chuckles as she searches through her robe for something and eventually retrieves another card, this one with quite the number of engravings on it.

"This is a Trap!Card, it's loaded with a fatigue effect that'll go off if you do go hopeless. I know making you pass out whenever you'd normally get angry isn't the best solution but I can't exactly take your hopeless state away from you... without also taking away your hope trait."

"This one has five uses, should last you awhile, but you'd have to make a deal for it. Nothing predatory, I promise, but I can't exactly give these away for free, you understand? Localized asker spells are are really hard to make into something this stable."