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*There was a knock at the door* 🔆H~Hello~? Is anyone home..? I've come to speak with Trick~!🔆

A whisk of Trick's arm and the door opens of its own volition. She turns to look at her second guest of the evening, pleasantly surprised.

"Oh, Hope! Welcome, sorry I'm... not exactly the most organized at the moment, what can I do for you?"

Heya, How are you there? Appri is doing Appri things again.

Trick looks fairly disturbed at something when you appear but quickly snaps into her usual upbeat tendancies as soon as she noticed you.

"Oh! I'm doing fine, and... yeah, if by 'Appri things' you mean trying to interrogate me."

Well, if you think this would qualify me then you had to see me when I needed to deal with a shape and a mer that were trying to kill each other and start a war, that was chaotic, Appri's world is chaotic.

The screen snapped back into a playing card, and with another slight of hand trick, the anon made it appear as if it had just disappeared. Where exactly was it keeping those cards? Maybe up it’s sleeves? That’d be ironic. “Exactly! And we’re dealing with Appri’s younger anons, they’d likely be constantly chaotic. You’ve shown you can deal passively with a chaotic situation, so... why not? Once again Appri’d be the one to finalize things but... I think the opinion’ll be the same in that regard.”

Why do you think I would be a good caretaker tho?

Trick palmed a card from thin air, which turned out to be a display when it expanded and shifted in her paws. The video on the screen was a sped up fragment of the time you’d gone exploring the underwater area of Appri’s world. “Well for one you know how to handle yourself without resorting to murder, two you know how to deal with kids, and three you can shapeshift and adapt to more chaotic scenarios that could possibly come up, honestly it’s hard to predict exactly what could happen with younger anons.”

Thank you! *A spiral of water surrounds my body. It then splashes down, leaving no sign of me, or it ever being there. The ground is completely dry.*

Trick doesn’t react much to that, she’s seen... significantly weirder. “Strange, a hydro attuned anon species... these Appri clustered anons are strangely unique. Not that i’m complaining.”

Wait a minute, I am one of the candidates???

She finally turns to look at you. “Oh, no, but you could be! If you’re interested of course, it’s sort of a volunteer kind of thing. I’d advise you ask Appri for the details.”

Honest mistake, my friend. Since you are busy, I'll introduce myself later. I do have other business to attend to.

“Alright then, good luck! Wherever you’re off to and whomever you are.”

Very sorry for interrupting, I hope your noggin’s gonna do better! But hey, self defense is the best defense. I’ll give ya my website later, but have fun with your guest and new toy!

———————— “Huh. This looks awfully like something from… falldown? I dunno I haven’t been to that verse in ages. As long as this thing doesn’t have hidden fees or something, thank you Def! Just…” She held her face in her paws for a moment. “Actually knock, or just don’t scream your first words when you pop into existence, please…”

I HAVE COME BACK FROM THE DEPTHS TO GIVE YOU YOUR WIN! YOU HAVE WON THE RAYGUN MK II, WITH IT'S AMAZING 3 SHOT ROUND COMPRISED OF PLASMA, YOU'LL NEVER WANT A NEW WEAPON! 100 YEAR GARUNTEE! SATISFACTION GARUNTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK! Message and data rates may apply, please see our website for any further questions.

She jumps three feet again, this time hitting her head on the shelf behind her and yelping in pain. Then she turns to glare at you from the door, her ears pinned back. “GOOD LORD CAN’T YOU PEOPLE KNOCK-” Trick takes a moment to look at the raygun, both intrigued and annoyed by the fact she has absolutely no idea how that thing works. “If you can’t tell I have another guest at the moment... Hah... alright, sorry, fine. Thank you for the weapon, it actually sounds somewhat useful- Wait what do you mean data rates? I don’t even know where your website is!”

Yes! I like hugs and I wanted to visit you since I've heard about you in Appri's blog!

“Ah, not surprised, they’ve been trying to organize someone to take care of the younger anons and apparently i’m one of the candidates. I’d help out whenever I could but…” She looks back at the multitude of screens on the wall, all brimming with different displays and pieces of data. Most of this looked like it was monitoring other universes. “My paws are a bit full, I wouldn’t be able to be the main caretaker, y’know? You though… so far you seem to be good with that sort of stuff.”

*My shapesona is a star so I am slightly more warmer than what is normal, but not uncomfortably so*

The hug lasts a bit longer until eventually, Trick lets go. She pulls away and looks at you. Not really in any sort of hostile stance, just bemused, she was expecting the anons to try and blow up her house or something, not this. It was… a welcome surprise. “Did you really come all this way just for a hug?”

Well, I have eyes in my wings and plus my two closed eyes of course, just be careful with the wings tho. *open arms* hugs?

“Hugs.” The anon agrees, and hugs you. Trick’s almost impossibly soft, it almost made one wonder what she had knit her robes out of. On top of that she still has that slightly purple coat of fur too, so that helps.

Yes, I am here to give hugs!

“Oh! Well I can’t exactly turn that down, now can I?” Even still, she hesitates, looking at your form for a moment “I... It’s hard to tell what’s an eye and what’s not with you. Uh... where can I hug that won’t poke you in one of them?”

*Slowly get out of hiding place* I am here to say hello.

“Hm? Who said that oH STARLIGHT WHAT THE-”

She jumps about three feet in the air, and nearly knocks over an entire flatscreen display on the wall behind her in the process. Seems your asterisk‘s lack of description means your hiding spot was under the couch she was sitting on.

“Bloody hell, you nearly gave me a heart attack... yes, hello. You... actually, haven’t I seen you before? You were running around the boat in Appri’s sector awhile back, right?”

*GASPS* I SPOT ANOTHER BABEY 👀👀

“B-babey?” She laughs, a bit confused, but waves at you nonetheless. “I... I mean thank you? You sure you’re not asking the wrong anon?”

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Do you happen to know of the Mystery Box, a box that is a literal lottery of weapons-?

"No, and everything about that sounds like a bad idea, especially when you all are the ones suggesting it."

"Nope! Not interested or curious whatsoever."

A long pause, and then, to nobody's suprise, her curiosity gets the best of her.

"Okay maybe just one try-"

Oh my pecking lord-

Aajdbadyhahdjf! You have no idea how like stupidly happy this makes me- I can't even properly format words right now... Oh my gosh you even remembered the broken eye thing! I've been grinning for the last two minutes-

Everyone, if you don't know of 'em already, I'd like to introduce you to artist and writer extraordinaire, Appri-dot. Who single handedly got me my muse back after a year of it being dead with their AU's.

In complete seriousness, though I suspect most of you have come from that account to begin with, go and follow them if you haven't, they're one of the best storytellers I know.

Don't worry, all it'll cost is your heart from all the angst-

If we play our cards right, we can all make it out alive!

God it's been so long! Shout out to the best/one of my favourite anon, basically the one who made sure nobody died in napping cactus XD @trick-anon

*throws beans at you* UwO -ASA

Trick just looks down at them for a moment. Then back at Ace Shades Anon. Your intimidation tactic seems to be working, she knows exactly how this joke started.

"Oh god oh f*ck the bean anons found me-"

Oh wow you survived

"Survived... what exactly?" She asked, it's been a crazy couple of months, the anon's not quite sure which calamity you're referring to.

I’m giving out hug cards and you are forced to receive one.

She looks very confused as a playing card with the word "hug" written across it in marker is given to her.

"Thanks! Uh..."

"W-what am I supposed to do with this"

Hey Trick! You're valid!!

"Wha? I didn't even do anyth- um, thank you?"

She's visibly confused.

The rumor come out: does trick uwu

"I have nowe idea what you'we tawking awbout!"

How much do you know oh wise anon?

"Pfft, I wouldn't say I'm wise, just experienced." Trick sighed, "but I do know a whole lot, mostly about random things nobody cares about."

Though she won't say it, she's flattered.

can you make origami with playing cards?

"Oh jeez I didn't expect that to actually work! All this time popping into other worlds and I finally have an asker of my own, yay!" She paused to take a breath. "Yes, I can, not with the trick cards though, those are too valuable."

Howdy!

"No, in all seriousness send me asks. Sitting in this starry void is boring."