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got hit by the blade that cuts anything in twain, but it just passed through me and im not hurting?

I am simply in a low effort shitposting mood today

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

They could all be guys too, of course, and it could even be something as simple as one is really tall and thin and one is really short and round and they are both into this guy in a suit who orders them to do crimes while he smokes his cigar, and they are both so madly in love with him that they do them, and they always fight with each other but it's actually them learning to work together and it is from that cooperation that they learn that it can work between the three of them, and the cigar guy was actually doing the crimes to teach them that they both loved each other, but now he also knows they both love him and he can't give up the act now, he has to live the lie

m/m/f has had had too much of a stranglehold on the polybait industry. we have to evolve. we have to flip the scripts. we need two girls who are ostensibly both in love with the same dude but have an incredibly charged and potent interpersonal dynamic with each other that is equally as weighty as the romance it is supposedly being presented in opposition to. we need a girl protagonist who has a canonical love interest but is also overwhelmingly and undeniably in love with her same gendered best friend that the source material desperately tries to no homo. of course it goes without saying that they could just all be girls too and that's also fine. we have options, is what i'm saying.

My brother and I both got stitches in third grade on the elementary school playground, and they turned into very humorous stories CW: Blood/injury, but not much Mine was a year before his, and I fell in gravel jumping for a tennis ball and bumping into a friend who also jumped, causing me to fall backward, cutting my arm a bit. I didn't notice until my hand was a little wet, but it all turned out fine, the ER doctor even complimented the school nurse on how she butterfly'd the wound shut. I played lacrosse at the time, and one of the kids asked my dad why I wasn't playing, and what happened to my arm, to which my dad responded by saying I WAS IN A KNIFE FIGHT??? The kid kinda narrowed his eyes and said "yeah I think I would have heard about that" which I and my dad find extremely funny My brother's was a little more storied directly. According to my mom, he and a friend were sledding on a hill by a rock wall at the back of our elementary school. The friend calls out to my mom and says "I think Preston (my brother) got hurt!" She shrugs it off bc how bad could it be right? She gets over to him and says "alright, lemme see..." and Preston looks up from the sled with his face covered in blood from a cut on his head. initially, my mom is obviously very startled before he goes "I'M DYYYYING!!! ALL THE BLOOD IS GUSHING OUT OF MY FACE!!!!" and then she almost loses it stopping herself from laughing, going "come on, we'll get you to the hospital, you'll be fine" "HOW DO YOU KNOW?? YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR!!!" and THEN was hesitant to get into the car because he didn't want to get blood all over the seats (there wasn't THAT much blood) Anyways, those are some enduring family tales about me and my brother

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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