I’m Just Thinking About How Many Times I’ve Heard My Dad On A Long Call With An Obvious Scammer And

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

me: *stubs my toe or some dumb shit*

me: damn thats like 16 HP

Pictures like this were everywhere back in my day but now theyre all gone

"Can you build me hands?" the robot said.

"Why?" said the inventor. "Your grippers are stronger, more precise."

"Yes. But hands would be better for playing the piano."

"You can synthesize any sound."

"But I can not play music."

"Is there a difference?"

"I want to find out."

Sorry if you’ve already been asked this, or if it is an uncomfortable question and you don’t want to answer, but if it exists in ISAT would the chocolate-filled laminated dough pastry be called pain au chocolat, chocolatine, or something else? Also, would Siffrin eat one or is it too similar to a croissant?

oh my god. Oh my god??? I can't belive you would ask me this. On my daughter's wife's dog's birthday. You're asking me this. As if there could be multiple answers. It's pain au chocolat. And nothing else!!!! Siffrin eats those just fine

Truely, a person from today

Literally such a funny concept

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma