Easily One Of My Favourite Tweets Of All Time

I FINALLY HAVE A VISUAL TO THE DESCRIPTION I'VE USED ALL THESE YEARS

When a body part falls asleep

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

Listen, I’m only 6 episodes into the podcast, but you can’t tell me this isn’t just Welcome to Night Vale

ive been missing them a lot lately so. the solution is to make them into grubs about it

i don't remember how i got this thought but i HAD to get it out of me

If you are making an Isabeau plushie, what's the likelihood of plushies for the rest of the cast?

oh noooo this fell out of my pocket oh nooooooooooooo

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

She's so smart

I love subtle foreshadowing

please watch this raw, unedited 2 minute clip from Bill Nye the Science Guy (1995) it is on some next level shit that is so far ahead of its time