vasalean
What do you call an icicle that keeps giving you quizzes? a testicle!1!1!1
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People say they don't like video-eassyists rambling in videos but honestly I think that's where they get their charm
Cory just came back I almost had a heart attack
We need to normalize toilet humor I mean what ISNT funny about poo poo cum shit fart piss cunt doo doo I'm mean thats peak comedy
People always talk about what fandom is the most toxic like the usual culprits are Hazbin hotel, undertale, BTS,Marvel, LOL, the classics but I think everyone is ignoring sports. People are literally fuckin insane when it comes to literally any sport at least in the US. The only difference between it and online fandoms are is the fact that people don't have shipping wars and talk about whether or not its problematic to ship baseballs with soccer balls this shit also goes back like decades most tumblr fandoms go back at most like 20 years.
I love how in Sci-fi humans are either unforgivable ontological evil beings made of hate and prejudice or we are literally perfect gods that desvere constant praise from our lesser alien neighbors and literally no in-between.
You ever do that thing where you scroll on youtube expecting to see new content show up like how you open and reopen a fridge expecting more food?
I find it so fascinating how there are some phenomenon from the early internet that were SO popular but it seems like ever references them nowadays, the examples I've been thinking about a lot are what the fox say? and da fuq boom. wtfs was REALLY popular in its time but unlike others song from that period no on talks about it. I even remember seeing those roleplay reactions videos like tails reacts to wtfs, everyone wanted in on the hype it was the THING at its peak but it go completely forgotten about, same with da fuq boom which was a clip that was used a lot in a bunch of classic ytps and whose only recognition is being the name of the guy who made skibidi toilet.I feel like so may classic memes have been given new life in rest years i.e trollface but there are still some that haven't been talked in a decade which is nuts.
You know ive been thinkin about one game grumps video recently about ranking food mascots based on their sex appeal and arin brought up how chuck e is completely sexless and I can't get over how right that is. Like with the fnaf characters for example their have horniness BURSTING out the seams positively SEAPING it's no wonder that so much porn has been made made them. Whereas chuck e has nothing like I'm sure someone out there wants to fuck him and I won't shame but yeah he has erectlie dysfunction thats cannon 1000%
Do you ever wonder what happens to limited time youtubers products, are they just destined to eBay hell for the rest of their existence?
A really interesting idea that I've had that I'm surprised no one had thought of before is the idea of switching the stories of old Gothic horror with modern analog horror. Like ya know how people like vibingleaf have taken old shittly written creepy pasta and put a spin on them I would love to see a modern version of Frankenstein especially the scene of him yelling "ITS ALIVE!!". You also have the reverse which is funny to hink about like the backrooms is considered classic literature and I also like the idea of 12 ft halloween home depot skeletons being replaced with Gabriel, it would also change halloween episodes of kids shows like imagine Charlie brown wearing a Vita Carnis outfit or something like that.
I've had a really goofy idea of a game in my head for a little bit so basically you would control every single part of your body individually like every muscle is mapped to a certain key and depending on how long you hold it down it flexes it for that long and you alone have to control every other function that your brain does you have to like breath and all that I just like the idea of using every single key on your keyboard and having to press all of them to move one step so kinda manual smauel but it 3d, also yeah its been a bit sorry I switched phones so hope yall understand π.
What if undertale was called freakytale and assgore ate everyone's ass like the raging bisexual that he is , the game would go viral.
I'm late by a day but it still can't believe it's been 10 years since fnaf released I wasn't around for all of the 10 years but I've around for a lot and it's still insane to me I remember being REALLY scared of the game as a kid before I decided to watch coryxkenshin play it just absolutely insane
Man the hoa suck like tell me why I can't install a parkour course on my house? Why can't I build a lavish medieval paradise filled with all my 1600s pleasures on my house!!?!?!? YOU LOOK ME DEAD INTO MY FUCKING EYES AND TELL ME THAT I CANT HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL 90 FOOT TALL SANS MEMORIAL NEXT TO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!! "π€ π wELL uM AcTUaLLY IT jUsT DoEsNt Fit wHaT EvERyOne eLsE Is dOiNg" you feel no joy? no WHIMSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY CANT I JUST LET THE SILLY OUT GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!! WHY MUST SOCEITY BE FILLED ARTIFICAL RULES AND BOUNDARIES WHY GOD WHY
Do you think if you use a bunch of youtuber codes for certain sponsors specifically the ones that are like "If you type in nordvpn.com/BLANK you get 50% off!!" That it'll stack and you just get it for free
Can people in the comments tell me how your school played red rover? Because the that people describe it is different to how we played it. At the start one person is in the middle and will say to send anyone wearing a certain color on their clothes over not just a specific person and the person goal would be to get to the other side of the gym and if you got caught you would get in the middle line but your arms didn't have ti be connected you just had to stay in the line. DId anyone else's school do it similar to this?
DID I COOK WITH THESE SKETCHES OR NAWWWWWW π£π£π£π£π£π₯ π₯ π₯ π₯ π₯ SPAM SOME WS IN THE CHATTTT!!!111
Am I the only person who finds most things interesting? ive always found every field of study no matter how menial extremely fascinating, not to say im good at ANY of them but If I had the time to do everything that a human could possibly do I would.id just want to be the ash of everything always tryna be the best like no one ever was. Like I just wanna live forever so I can become the best speeedrunner at every game in every category and then do it all with one hand. Id try to master every sport, activity you name it. I am a "gifted kid" though so I don't great work ethic but still. NEVER gonna be that committed to anything but I can dream.
I hate it when people say that something that someone is doing is autistic but it's also REALLY funny cause most of the time it's just them being interested or even good at something. Like imagine saying to usain bolt that he's autistic because of how much he cares about running and how much effort he puts into it, litteraly the dumbest insult you could possibly think of. Like the modern equivalent of some 90s bully calling you a nerd.
Man I've never been in an internet argument before because of how miserable they seem but one thing that I find extra infuriating is whenever someone's says something wrong and you want to correct the but it's impossible because it would take like 50 paragraphs to explain why and you can't just give them and overview because you know that there gonna come up with some excuse and you can't post the 800 page novel because you KNOW that there just not gonna read some parts and say something you already debunked, you can't win.
The best thing that about reddit it how easily things in the comments can change subject like someone posted spongebob meme in a comments section and someone turned it into a lesbian sex meme. Also someone then replied with the SESBIAN LEX image, I just love the internet sometimes
I think the issue with relationship subs is that no matter how many details you give them they never gonna have as much context on the situation as you do. so it thousand of the most unqualified people who are usually VERY easily persuaded by what other people are saying in the comments. Like these people aren't consulers and like that one twitter post about 12 people watching what you do like and irl twitch stream just imagine sitting solo in a huge arena with thousand of people just yelling relationship advice at you, it really puts things into perspective.
People dont understand how insane undertale aus are like people constantly talk about the oncler and how shipping him with himself was nuts. You haven't seen ANYTHING there's a tierlist that a undertale comic dubber made a while back that had like TWENTY different pairings of sans aus. When you look into the abyss the abyss stares back. I could also mention the utsc but that's a whole other rabbit hole.
I'd like to expand the post I made about looking inside of other people's houses (I swear it's not weird) and that's about my own house I mean it wasnt ACTUALLY my house but whatever :p. My house was actually pretty large not insane or anything we didn't live in a mansion and we're not rich but my parents got a good deal so the house was always brimming with rooms to go in and one of the most interesting things to me were our basement and attic. Our attic was old because the forst thing you see whenever you open the door was a very twisted staircase since the attic was to the left of the door the stairs had to twist but they were so small and each step was way more vertically speard out then normal stairs so it's was always a weird climbing experience and that's not all because it had a very distinct smell very wooden and earthy and also the attic was very creaky as you would expect so every kinda felt like it was going to fall a at anymore but it got even wielder cause whenever you went up their was a door that would take you to the actually attic since the area that the stairs Keats you to isn't the full attic and it's was really small for some reason?????? it really looked like it was for an 8 year old it was very odd and whenever you opened the door one of the weirdly massive floor boards (they were all like a foot wide) was missing and another was broken in half and not cleanly I never understood why this was the case but I can't think if ANY reason that isn't like a wood theif going around stealing floor boards for experiments.The basement was also interesting it was very dark and filled with spider webs and stuff and always gave off an almost bunker type feel and had stuff like my sisters bikes and the most interesting part was that there was a staircase that led out to a door that would go into our parking lot im sure other old houses have thia but it was very strange. There's more that I could say but I think this post is already long enough and as you can tell I am terrible at writing stuff efficiently.
TheLizerdWizerd I can't thank you enough for all the love you've been giving my blog I hope this doesn't come across weird but it is so genuinely nice that someone is listening to the stuff that i have to say it would be nice if you could tell other people about my blog because I love seeing engagement and it gives a serotonin boost everytime. im just gonna ramble a bit but I love seeing responses to stuff that I have to say not only because talking to people is just fun but I love getting into discussions about topics that I find interesting and seeing unique takes that I never would of thought otherwise there really is nothing more rewarded then seeing people actually notice and care when there are THOUSANDS of other people you could be paying attention who probably deserve it more than me and I've always never really had anyone to talk about these things with not because I love in A bad place sometimes its just embarrassing to talk about stuff that your interested in with the your family and such. I've never really had friends either so this is such a mood lifter it might be just one person but it means the world thanks :)
What if instead of luigis mansion it was FREAKY mansion and all the boos sucked toes and ate ass
Unused beta walk animation found in the data of Luigiβs Mansion.
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Am I the only one who doenst like it whenever people say stuff like "The comments on this post are gonna be the worst" on a post about like a trans person or something I'm not trans myself but I feel like its like a self fulfiling prophecy like why would you will it into existence.
Ya know I feel like if ever got the power to freeze time for like a week or even a day I feel like I would just look inside people's houses. Everytime I cross by someone's house I think "I wonder whats in thereπ€ " not even just expensive houses im talking old houses especially since they have so many nooks and crannies. Its also interesting to just see how the average suburbian lives when compared to the ultra-rich. And coming from Someone who before 2021 lived in an old house and an ESPECIALLY large one there is always a peice of lore that is attacted to each of the oddities in the house like the object you never move or the room filled with random crap you don't need. And mostly it's just because I wanna see if they have like a gaming basement or something cause when I went in my dad friends house they had a basement with like 500 shovelware wii games and I had a category 5 austim moment I was thrilled lol.