Latest Posts by vernthegenderqueerfern - Page 5

*kisses you while you're in the middle of infodumping* Sorry, you're just being really sexy right now. Continue.

anyone: mentions the marauders

me: (vibrating at a rate that could bring buildings to the ground, one wrong move away from screaming into the void)

also me: oh yeah, i think i’ve heard of them

this is a targeted attack on like 23 different people i know

HECK YEAH

curious about what's in store for you for 2024? :D

Let AO3 decide!

(Updated from 2023: Up-to-date tag bank, opt-in tag categories, optional dark mode! As always: proceed with informed consent.)

if you want to support autistic people you really do need to shut up about picky eaters. sorry

IT WAS SO GOOD. THEY KISSED THE SECOND THE CURTAINS WENT DOWN I SWEAR

"and you would choose... rose to live in that palace with?"

NO HE WOULD NOT

watching the cursed child today 💯

watching the cursed child today 💯

Reblog to kill it faster

I’m not canonically autistic but it’s strongly implied

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

yknow what. tumblr isnt being challenged enough.

100k and i'll read homestuck

reblog to blow up an ableist

I believe in toxic rosekiller because there is no way those two arent the most codependent, jealous and possessive shits ever

have i ever told you how much i love rosekiller? because i love rosekiller.

domestic rosekiller, unhinged rosekiller, unrequited rosekiller with bartylus, trans evan, unhinged barty that can only be calm with evan, “no homo” rosekiller, barty losing his shit after evan’s death, barty’s neck tattoo, and so on

evan rosier, explaining his special interests in a flat monotone as he grotesquely dissects a flobberworm by the great lake with grim scientific fervor: (hands absolutely covered in viscera) i use the circumrota charm to unspool the guts because it makes the subject suffer less. of course, i have ways of making them suffer more,

barty crouch jr, who has not been listening to a single word and is visibly trembling from the sheer effort of not just folding evan in half and throwing those ankles over his shoulders right there: (entire inner monologue has been “blonde, blonde, blonde“ for the last several hours) mmngh yeah and then what? 🤤

arranging my bookshelf to alphabetical order based on first word on the 3rd page😇🤞

the whole point of life is just knowing a bunch of weird stuff and being kinda flirty

barty crouch jr who points at evan, says “this is for you” then hurls the bowling ball right into the gutter and moonwalks back to his seat

my theory is neurodiverse people also have anti special interest a thing that they just can't record any information about and listening about it makes us almost physically ill like you want to be out of your body and out of existence

is anyone else scared

🔲 relax shoulders/jaw

🔲 stretch in any way that feels comfortable

🔲 go find+drink some water or any refreshing drink

🔲 deep breath

🔲 resume your silly activity of choice

i love your posts did you forget to take your meds

aolifgnortlgfnv

i want

i need

the US is unreal like girls cant wear shorts to school, you can literally lose your job for being gay, and unarmed black children are brutally murdered on the regular but old white ppl r still like “what a beautiful country. i can freely carry a gun for no reason and some of our mountains look like presidents. god bless”

reboot if you’re aroace, trans, or not named Olivia

reblog to scare a transphobe

My school counselor