Latest Posts by vernthegenderqueerfern - Page 6

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

Me, during a conversation that has absolutely nothing to do with dead gay wizards.

James: hey Reggie, could you pass me my glasses?

Regulus: no. *gives him his glasses*

James: *staring blankly at him*

Regulus: what?

James: why do you say no every time someone asks you to do something but still proceeds to do it?

Regulus:...

Regulus: no.

If you fall for a social media prank, do you reblog/pass it on to your followers?

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

sirius: i’m so sexy and troubled no one appreciates me

marlene: you look like you’d eat a bonsai tree in record time

sirius: the fuck is that supposed to mean

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

‘i kin regulus black’ ‘i kin remus lupin’ have you kinsidered therapy

Barty "Barbie has a great day everyday" Crouch Jr and Evan "but Ken only has a great day when Barbie looks at him" Rosier

idk how to explain this but i love rosekiller because they're literally insanely in love with each other. they would die for each other and they would kill for each other. evan saw barty's red flags and said i want him even more. barty saw evan's flaws and struggles and thought i could unfix this guy. they're not bringing out the best in the other, they're making each others worse <3

as an evan kinnie, you are so absolutely correct, but maybeeeee add medium functioning autism and pathological lier

Marauders Era health headcanons!!

James - ADHD (combined), dysgraphia, bipolar I, seasonal depression, colourblind

Sirius - borderline personality disorder, C-PTSD, partially deaf, clinical depression

Remus - autism (high functioning), general anxiety, anger issues, clinical depression, physically disabled (multiple sclerosis), asthma (yet still smokes), chronic insomnia

Peter - dyslexia, compulsive eating, general anxiety, obesity

Lily - OCD, anorexia, obesity, lactose intolerant

Marlene - ADHD (hyperactive), borderline personality disorder, insomnia, dyscalculia

Mary - panic disorder, body dysmorphia, OCD

Dorcas - bulimia, anaemia, social anxiety, dyslexia, vitiligo

Regulus - schizophrenia, clinical depression, gender dysphoria, autism (mild), partially blind, insomnia

Barty - pyromania, schizoaffective bipolar, malignant narcissist (antisocial + NPD), insomnia, substance dependency, alcoholic hallucinosis

Evan - ADHD (inattentive), tourettes, kleptomania, schizoid personality disorder

Pandora - autism (low functioning), body dysphoria, trichotillomania, sleepwalking

To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.

Barty tried to write anonymous love letters to Evan, (Dorcas suggested it) but the way he expresses himself is so angry that Evan thought he was getting hate mail and started complaining about it to Barty

we do need hugs. so many. but try to give me one and i will attack you. no mercy for the kindhearted.

evan rosier but he’s not just a comedic plot device. evan rosier but he’s more than regulus’ friend. evan rosier but he’s not the sweet to barty’s cruel. evan rosier but he’s not the evil death eater that did everything wrong. evan rosier but he’s a teenage boy with his own issues and own struggles and he should be treated as such.

i thought i was an evan kinnie but i might have to reconsider 😨

Barty Crouch Jr is the kind of guy to eat paper. Not even just as a child, but like as a whole ass teenager in the middle of class.

like

Evan: *doing classwork* Hey, B, do you have the answer to- oh my god-!?

Barty, with half a sheet of paper hanging out of his mouth: *muffled* what?

i tried rereading the books for marauders lore but then they started slandering the loml barty crouch junior

“Jegulus and wolfstar aren’t canon” do I look like I ASKED? Babe I haven’t touched the books in half a decade wtf do you want from me

Regulus Black is a brutally honest pathological liar, in this essay I will-

Hm. I may be experiencing… hunger. But I am slightly unsure. Better wait until my stomach hurts and I have a massive headache to eat snack.

what is YOUR specific personal reason you shouldn’t be handed the aux? call urself out (in the tags or not. cmon this is public)

the black sisters are tall and the black brothers are short. hope that helps

i might just be a little late to the party, but you know how the marauders fandom has made all these jegulus takes on magnum's starchaser and sunlover ice creams? THEY KNOW!

ever since seeing their reply to this comment on one of their instagram posts, i am scared and excited to see if they will actually make a wolfstar ice cream, and, if they do, how it'll be

reblog if you like girls and pasta

stop normalizing everything, i want to be special

Random Rosekiller Headcanons I have bc I'm bored:

Evan has like really bad circulation so he's like ALWAYS cold

Evan's taller

Barty is like a little menace and Evan likes to just sit there and watch (and yeah, sometime he'll join)

Evan had loved Barty for like forever but it took Barty literal years to figure it out and quickly made his move but Evan did not catch on to Barty liking him until he was like, literally kissing him

Barty originally fell for Regulus which like broke Evan

They both actively tried to summon ghosts

oh shoot just realised new followers might not know this so: fuck jk rowling. all my homies hate jk rowling

my sister had to physically walk me away from a graveyard because i kept infodumping whenever i saw someone with the same name as a marauders era character 😭😭😭😭

i pay attention to things that most people ignore (i point out things that are related to james potter)

Bonnie and Clyde?

No.

Rosekiller <3

OMGGGGGG ITS FINALLY DONE EVANNNNNNNNN <33333333

5/5 😭❤️

I could talk about my love for rosekiller for hours. And I have. And I will again.

Remus in jegulus fics: i am something of an all knowing all powerful god who can only be compared to an omniscient narrator. the story, the plot, and every single relationship - romantic or otherwise - would fall apart without me and everyone knows it as they all come to me for input and advise and i am happy to give it

Remus in wolfstar fics: sirius is something of an all knowing all powerful god. the world starts and stops with him and i am a mere mortal hoping only to catch one glimpse of his divinity. perhaps today he will smile in my direction and also idk what is going on around me at all. sirius is the only thing i think about and also i yelled at him today for no reason :/