Latest Posts by xxcherryblush - Page 2

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

everybody talks about Will flipping his lid over the death sibs or Jason not being vaccinated or similar, but I think the true thing that would make Will nearly pass away on the spot is finding out that Hazel has a completely unaddressed fainting condition that may or may not be seizures that she has absolutely never gotten checked out in any capacity and just kind of shrugged off when they "stopped."

look me in the eyes and tell me Will wouldn't absolutely lose his shit that Hazel has NEVER gotten it checked out or even went to anybody after collapsing in case she hurt herself while falling. He'd be getting her a medical bracelet asap.

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

listen, fuck "to each their own", sometimes your mutual gets into some batshit insane rarepair that they're a little embarrassed about and it becomes your sworn duty to put on your jester bells and jingle jangle proudly by their side for moral support. don't be a pussy. it's ride or die motherfucker

Happy Mother's Day(US) to the mamas of all kinds ☺️🫂🌺

love this so much

What appeals to me about whump: an incomplete list

Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals

“Oh how do you stay positive when the world is so awful how can you stay positive when our lives are falling apart-“ SPITE!!!!! ITS SPITE GODDAMN IT!!! REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE ANGRY AT THE WORLD AS A TEENAGER?? THAT KID WAS RIGHT AND YES IT FUCKING SUCKS AND NO, ITS NOT FAIR, SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING TO MAKE IT FAIR!!!!

omg frrr

listen i love hermione but can we stop victimising her?

she’s not some overlooked, underappreciated character. her brilliance gets acknowledged all the bloody time. remus and sirius literally call her the brightest witch of her age and harry praises her like three million times throughout the books. and she’s one of the most popular characters in franchise. where is she underappreciated?

god i hate woke culture.

it’s honestly rather insulting to claim the feminist narrative with hermione because all these woke idiots try to claim that she’s some exhausted damsel in distress forever in servitude to these two tyrannical boys who use the hell out of her and it’s absolutely not the case.

she’s not a pushover. if she has a problem, she would argue and fight back. she and ron bicker all the time in the books. she’s ridiculously stubborn with her convictions in the books. she’s more than recognised for her talents, both remus and sirius literally call her the brightest witch of her age.

here’s this competent, intelligent, loyal, assertive female character whose talents are more than recognised and admired by her friends and everyone around her and then here comes these woke idiots who claim that she’s this poor little girl whose talents get taken advantage of, implying she’s this weak and spineless little thing who doesn’t speak up against her supposedly ungrateful friends who regularly show their appreciation and love for her, it’s such an insult to the character.

Sometimes I think about harry smuggling a dragon, breaking the statute of secrecy, committing identity theft, aiding and abetting a criminal's escape, training and leading a secret group, breaking and entering the ministry, destroying ministry property, stalking, assault, impersonation, committing bank robbery, torture, murder etc and sigh dreamily.

I kind of love that Crookshanks is both an active participant and a bored observer in the Shrieking Shack scene. They’re having this intense AF conversation, and Crookshanks is just rolling around, clawing at people, and using Sirius like his own personal climbing tree.

Will totally let’s the little campers put bows n shit in his hair. And fun bandaids all over his body. You walk into the infirmary and his appearance is a collage of every person he’s seen that day. Doodles connecting his freckles, bows and hair clips scattered through his curls, bandaids all over his arms, etc

i love this so much

You don’t owe anyone a perfect story.

Maybe you forgot the exact date. Maybe your memory skips or rewinds. Maybe you didn’t document it. Maybe you didn’t tell anyone right away. Maybe you still don’t know what words to use.

That doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. That doesn’t mean you’re lying. That doesn’t mean your story doesn’t count.

What happened is real. Even if it’s messy. Especially if it’s messy.

why do people hate subtitles. I kinda need those chat

As a trans person, I am never, ever, ever giving up Harry Potter. And our fandom isn't going anywhere. Fucking deal with it.

Around this time last year, when JKR made some stupid comment (totally forgetting which one, there's just been so many at this point), I wrote a defense of Harry Potter fans' decision to remain in the fandom that essentially boiled down to this: giving up this fandom means giving up our people. In the wake of JKR's horrendous role in the anti-scientific UK Supreme Court ruling conflating sex with gender, this sentiment remains exactly the same.

I don't begrudge any HP fan who can no longer engage with JKR's IP due to this vile development. But I remain loud and proud in my support of the ✨community✨ that Harry Potter has brought together. As I mentioned in my last post, this community is not only full of the funniest, nicest, cleverest, and most creative people I've ever met in my life, but it is also the most diverse I have ever been a part of — and as an extrovert and community organizer who has lived in four different countries and speaks three languages, I have met a shit ton of people and been a part of lots of communities, significantly more than the average person. You are out of your mind if you think I am going to turn my back on the community that has been so critical to my survival as a queer, brown, neurodivergent, depressed, burnt out, poor Muslim femme in this capitalist, fascist hellscape. Day in and day out, my friends and I are pushing forward some of the most powerful narratives about queer, trans, and colonial liberation that society has to offer, which will have ripple effects on media and pop culture in the time to come (as is the nature of fandom). Nothing JKR can do or say will take that away from us. Nothing.

So to everyone who wants to claim that we're being transphobic for FREELY engaging with JKR's IP and doing things with it that would make her combust — that we're transphobic for wanting to keep this beautiful, generous community in tact — I not so kindly ask you to fuck off and leave us the fuck alone. You resist your way, and we will continue to resist in ours.

my new favorite hobby

“you’re always crashing out” god forbid i have a hobby

the best post ever

...hm.

this is so wholesome.

gummy lamas