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What Kind of Book Character Would Your OC Be?

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Tagged by: @cloudofbutterflies92

The Unheard Poet

The unheard poet [noun, presumably french origin] refers to a character who hides many words unspoken under their tongue. they have chosen to purposefully hide these words and abandoned the thought of ever letting them flow up to the surface. despite that, they tend to be very outgoing and friendly, speaking their mind and laughing at the stupidest of things whenever they can, yet there's an eerie feeling to their gaze, as none might know what they truly think of the world presented to them. the unheard poets often think of themselves as beasts with two faces, the side they show to the world never being one of their liking. they carefully craft their facade while bottling up what they truly want to say - they are people with beautiful minds, minds that deserve to be spoken out, that are purposefully hidden away due to their fear of people leaving them behind for who they are. they are the ones to attempt in molding their personality to whatever their companions want to see them as to the point where they forget which one of their 'selves' was the original poet - still as unheard and as beautiful as before. there might just be the only way to escape the tragic nature of an unheard poet and that is acceptance. - a fellow unheard poet

The Midnight Lover

The midnight lover [noun, german origin] refers to a character that believes their final destination is a second place. they are always there when people need them, but they are never their first choice, merely the one to talk to at midnight when one is the most honest, just to be thrown away the morning after (hence why they're called a midnight lover). midnight lovers love too much, fall too deep and land to hard for anyone and everyone they appreciate, but they never seem to get their love back in the way they'd want, forever united by the dreadful second place in people's lives. many take advantage of midnight lovers, using their heart that's always there to listen as something they can dump all their problems on, not acknowledging that their heart is just as fragile as any other. still, midnight lovers listen and comfort and give their all no matter it draining them - sometimes it's truly astonishing how much love they're able to store within themselves. all midnight lovers long for is to be perceived as something more than 'the second resort', though many struggle to realize their already achieved significance in eyes of others. who knows, many (or majority) may haven't ever been a second choice, they were just lead to believe so via people not treating them accordingly. as a certain saying goes, "one not worthy of your love should not be able to spend it." - a fellow midnight lover

The Tide

The tide [noun, german origin] refers to a character that considers silence the most powerful weapon of them all. they believe that in silence, there lies no agreement nor disagreement, simply the passive ability to listen. the tides are the ones to believe that there's no use in fighting for their opinion and consider the opinion as itself vastly unimportant in comparison to the rest - they are calm, collected and never let emotions overtake them, at least, not in front of others. some would call them cold, yet that'd be a mistake - there's a great fire that lies behind the facade of the nature of the tides, fire that someone, something set off in them long time ago that refuses to die down. this fire only grows stronger with each minute of the prevailing silence they pretend to thrive in and it is only a matter of time this fire burns them to their core and then...well, only tides know what will happen then. perhaps they'll scream, perhaps they'll cry, desperately trying to tell the world what misery lies in their silence that is not to be broken since no-one would listen to them either way and still, they'd be so beautifully incorrect. there's plenty of stories tides have to tell and even more that shall be listened to - they just need to let people submerge in their water. - a (former) fellow tide

The False Muse

The false muse [noun, latin origin] refers to a character that attempts to be perfect in order to receive certain amount of praise, or to inspire others to go in their footsteps. they tend to seek the spotlight, the podium, the gaze of the people looking up to them, with praise and validation being what keeps them pursuing the way of living they did before. the false muses surely have their goals, but the biggest one is to simply be better than yesterday and worse than tomorrow, to be in a constant state of self improvement they'll never deem enough. this is what leads them to the ocassional state of burnout, state one may describe as trying so hard to please the artist you become the opposite of a muse - hence why they're called false ones. the false muses might be tempted to think that they've never achieved perfection, but the truth is, there's no such thing as perfection, nor is there a way to achieve it. all muses could long for is merely the perfect version of themselves and they've achieved that already, over a thousand times.

The Icarus

The icarus [noun, greek origin] refers to a character, first curious and childish, who got so bored of the world's rotten nature they lost all hope in living. as the last resort to find the spark in the world of dying stars, the icarus may have attempted numerous times to touch the blazing surface of the sun, hoping to see any kind of redemption in the reflection of their face in the sun's flames. as a result, their wings were melted down and their bones broken by the harsh landing, yet that still didn't stop them from trying all over again. the people of icarus' nature often believe their place is with the stars and their desire to burn amongst them causes them to forget the beauty of the land they've abandoned, merely flying over it - the world has stored so much beauty for them they often struggle to see through the rays of sun and yet, it is still there. the most beautiful of flowers grow upon the lands their feet haven't even touched and maybe, just maybe, if they spared a bit of their time to give the (them forsaken) world another chance, they'd see that sky might not be the home they truly desire, but one they've seeked just because they have seen only the worst of the world. - a fellow icarus

Tagging: @the-whispers-of-death @itsastronxmy @littlelalaland

Taged by: @cloudofbutterflies92 as @detectivetsu

Rules: Post 5 songs associated with your oc, followed by 3 outfits they would wear

Choke- IDKHBTFM

So bite your tounge

And choke yourself to sleep

Die First- Nessa Barett

I hope I die first

'Cause I don't wanna live without you

Youth- Daughter

And if you're still breathing, you're the lucky ones

'Cause most of our feelings, they are dead and they are gone

Take her- Common Kings

She loves bomb waves take her to the islands

She loves reggae take her to the islands

Take her to the islands

Time Bomb- Iration

She's a time bomb 'bout to detonate

Try to cut her wires but you're too late

Outfits:

Tagging: @the-whispers-of-death @itsastronxmy

Also: @littlelalaland (For your CRP oc)

A trip to Hawai'i P.5

[Surfing Lessons]

Oswald: You ready Soap, Gaz?

Soap: Aye! Born ready, Bonnie

Gaz: I'm just making sure Soap doesn't drown

Oswald: *Calling out to Ghost and Price* You two sure you don't wanna join in?

Ghost: I'll pass

Price: I'm here to make sure Soap and Gaz don't kill themselves. If they do, Simon can retrieve their bodies

Ghost: What?

Soap: Ye take too long! *Lays on board and heads out into the sea*

Gaz: He's gonna drown...*Follows after him*

Oswald: *Beats them to the wave and starts surfing it* CHEEHOOO!

Soap: *Wobbly makes it onto the wave* WOOOOO

Gaz: *Tailing behind Soap, lifting his arms to keep balanced* Keep your balance, Soap!

Soap: *Starts steadying out* This feels great!

Gaz: Speed up, Johnny!

Soap: I'm trying! Slow down Kyle!

Gaz: I can't slow down-! *Bumps into Soap* Ah-!

Soap and Gaz: *Crashes and falls into water*

Oswald: *Looks behind to see them crash* Oh no...

Soap and Gaz: *Gasping up for air and army crawling out the water*

Oswald: You okay? *places their boards in the sand*

Soap: Why didn't ye slow down, Kyle!

Gaz: Why didn't you speed up! It was all your fault!

Soap and Gaz: *Arguing*

Price: Everytime...

Down range Part.2

Soap: *Puts M-16 down* I can fire this baby all day

Ghost: Rather you not

Soap: *Smirks* Ye just upset you're not part of the next opperation, am I right Bonnie?

Oswald: *Sound asleep on the bench*

Soap and Ghost: ...

Soap: How can she sleep so peaceful at a range...?

Ghost: You'll be surprised with what she can sleep through...

[Sniper(F-0-Z)]

Oswald, Mana and Dice: *Clearing an enemy building*

Oswald: *Swiftly checking each room with precision*

Dice: Left clear

Mana: Back clear

Oswald: *On coms* 5th floor clear. Advancing 6th

Laswell: Proceed with caution, we don't know what's up there

Oswald: Copy *Advances to 6th floor, clearing rooms and eliminating hostiles*

Dice: *Checking one final time* Looks like this place is a bust...

Mana: What now? Target's not here and we have no leads-

Gunman: *Comes out of nowhere, randomly firing at their direction*

Oswald, Mana, and Dice: *Quickly ducking behind a desk*

Oswald: Shoot-! We missed a guy!

Gunman: I-I have a bomb! *Lifts up detonator* dont move, and I won't push it!

Dice: *Whispers on coms* Theres a hostile with a detonator. We need-

Gunman: *Looks at Dice's direction* Y-you! What did you say? Who were you talking to?! I'll press it! *Pushes finger on the button slowly* I'll-!

Shot fires through window:

Gunman: *Falls to the ground*

Smokes: *Radioing Oswald* hostile down. Clear the building fast and get out of there

Dice: *Sighing while smirking bitterly* Saved again...

Smokes: *Still on coms* You owe me, Sarg. You too, Capt

Oswald: *Rolls eyes* Yeh, yeh. Just focus on keeping us alive

Smokes: Already am, Capt

A trip to Hawai'i P.4

[Babysitting]

Soap, Price and Ghost: *Staring at Oswalds neice(Ohia) and nephew(Nathan) sitting on the couch arguing*

Soap: Alright...I think we can handle an hour and a half till Bonnie and Kyle gets back

Price: Great. Knock yourselves out, Soap *Retreats to his room*

Soap: Welp it's just you and me L.T-

Ghost: *Already closing the door to his room*

Soap: Oh well...nothing a trained SAS soldier cannae handle...

Ohia and Nathan: *Screaming as they start physically fighting each other*

Soap: Oh boy...

An hour and thirty minutes later:

Soap: *Passed out asleep on the couch with doodles all over his face*

Ghost: *Playing dolls with the kids* Sure, we can put horses to bed. Just make sure you wish them goodnight

Ohia: *Whispers to the toy horses, sweetly* Goodnight

Nathan: But uncle Simon! Horses go in the stable, Ohia always makes stuff up!

Ghost: Nathan, let your sister play however she wants with her dolls. She doesn't boss you on the Wii, now does she?

Nathan: *Pouts* Alright...

Oswald and Gaz: *Opens door carrying large grocery bags*

Oswald: We're back!

Gaz: *Placing the bags down and walks towards ghost* There was so much traffic and-

Gaz: *Looks to see Soaps face littered with marker art and stickers as he's snoring on the couch* You guys sure was busy...

Ghost: Sure was *High-fives a laughing Ohia and Nathan*

Han we get a first meet with Oswald and the 141! :)

Sure thing!

Since I wanted to make a series on this anyways, I'll just put down their original thoughts on Oswald and release an actual story about it later.

Price:

• Price knew Oswald the longest. They first met during the Urzikstan Prison Raid. During that time, Oswald served as a Sargeant under Captain Oscar "Two-Bit" Watts in the Delta-Force.

• Though their meeting was short, they served together again in a joint opperation assist a year later during a Cartel raid.

• Price was impressed with Oswalds Stealth and ability to clear buildings swiftly and precisely.

Gaz:

• He thought of Oswald as another soldier at first. He was shocked about how Price knew Oswald and was so fond of her. Though, that didn't affect him much.

• After hearing about Shadow Company's betrayal, Gaz was suspicious of Oswald, keeping an eye out for any hint of possible hostility.

• After the events of Las Almas, Gaz did apologize to Oswald and they formed a nice friendship while on their way home.

Soap:

• Was confused and curious about Oswald at first.

• Secretly would ask Laswell about Oswald since he didn't really understand her purpose in assisting them. Also wanted to know about the Force she was captain of, but Laswell shut him down on the topic.

• After Shadow Company's betrayal, he assumed Oswald was in on it, till Ghost told him otherwise.

• On their way back from Las Almas, due to how comfortable he became around Oswald, he asked Oswald about the specifics of her job, which he did recieve some answers but was respectful to the classified questions.

Ghost:

• Surprisingly enough, Ghost also knew Oswald previous to Las Almas.

• Met Oswald while she was a Lieutenant. The F-0-Z served as assist to the SAS.

• Wasnt personally assigned with her, but ran into her enough times to understand the gist of her skills.

• Impressed with her stealth and sniping skills.

• They liked to exchange jokes from time to time.

Other mentions:

Farah:

• Met Oswald during the Urzikstan Prison Raid. Was thankful for the fact that Oswald went on the front lines in assisting their liberation.

• Oswald did assist her from time to time in Urzikstan, creating a strong companionship between them.

• During the death of Oswald captain, Oscar "Two-Bit" Watts, Farah did help Oswald however she could with the fundamentals of being a captain.

Alejandro:

• Knew Oswald from previous Cartel missions.

• Alejandro found Oswald as a capable and strong captain and was quick to form pleasantries with her, which resulted in a quick friendship and trust between her and Los Vaqueros.

• Did seperate her from Shadow Company, which she was thankful for.

• Often would talk about Hawai'i and Mexico, which they were shock about how close their cultures were.

Rudy:

• He was thankful for the amount of assistance Oswald provided in Las Almas. Due to her previous assistance in Cartel raid missions, he respected her a lot.

• Did believe she betrayed them with Shadow Company, but after she explained herself, he quickly apologized and moved on.

• Still thinks of her fondly and respectfully.

Until we meet again

Moodboard dedicated to @yourluckyoswald and her OC Willow "Oswald" Pelekai

A trip to Hawai'i P.3

[Manapua Truck]

Gaz: *Watches as a white van playing music pass him by* This is the 5th time I saw a truck like that today

Oswald: The Manapua truck?

Soap: The-what-truck?

Oswald: Ma-na-pu-a truck

Gaz: Whats it do?

Oswald: *Smirks with excitement* Its a local-kine, glorified, Hawaiian special, Fortified, food truck!

Soap and Gaz: ...

Oswald: *Sighs* It's the better Hawaiian version icecream truck

Soap: *Perks up excitedly* Lets go check it out, Bonnie!

Gaz: *Excitedly following Soap, dragging Oswald by the arm* Hurry, Oz!

Manapua man: Howzit!

Soap: What're ye selling?

Manapua man: *Looks at Soap, then to Gaz and Oswald* Tourists?

Oswald: *Points to Soap and Gaz and nods*

Manapua man: Ah, ok. No worries! Unnko go take care you. So, we got dakine, uh...manapua's, musubis, and da best, pork hash. Ho, braddah. Dis ting ono, broke da mout, gaurentee! *Smiles warmly*

Soap and Gaz: *Looks to Oswald for help*

Oswald: *Sighs* We'll take six manapua's, tree bag pork hash, case guavas and dats it. Mahalo nui, unnko *Hands money*

Manapua man: Awwwright! *takes it and hands over food* Oh! And here, for da haole braddahs *Hands a free bag of rice cake*

Oswald: Tanks, unnko *Elbows Soap and Gaz*

Soap: Mahalo!

Gaz: Mahalo, sir-I mean-Uncle!

Oswald: *Looking at Soap already digging inside the bags* Lets bring this back before you two eat it all

top 7 comfort movies tag

tagged by @cloudofbutterflies92 ✨ so here they are:

• The Godfather

• The Shining

• The Crow

• John Wick

• Donnie Darko

• Bullet Train

• House of Gucci

tagging:

@thosewhowrite @aceghosts @carlosoliveiraa @chazz-anova @strafethesesinners @socially-awkward-skeleton @killerspinal @sirensmaw @justasmolbard @mutantthedark @sosbela if u want to have a go and share!

@cloudofbutterflies92

Rough doodle of Eden I made for fun

I spent waay too long looking at refs in your blog just to give up and stick to one photo ref 🥲

Anyways, hope you like it!

A trip to Hawai'i P.2

[Unnko]

Price: Oz said this is the more local part of the island, so behave yourselves

Gaz: Got it, Cap

Soap: Ay-

Local: Howzit! You guys tourist's? Look haole das why

Gaz: Ah, uh...yeh we ar-

Local: Ho! Strange accent braddah. You a different kine haole

Gaz: We're from Engl-

Local: Eh same ting'doh. Why you'z not ovah in dakine? Its weird for tourists to be Leeward side. Dey always in dakine das'why

Soap: We 'ave a friend who was showing us this area and let us stay-

Local: Lots of strange accents, ah? Shoots brah! Unnko nevah mean to push you'way. Sorry brah. See dis area? Cherreh brah, cherreh. Bumbai I show you tho? Shoots? Unnko take care you

Price: Sorry, but we better be going-

Local: Ho! You see that shop ovah dea? Da auntie dea make killah furikake chicken cuz! Killah. Broke da mout, everyting *Continues friendly rambling*

Price: *Leans to Gaz* Call Oz...

Gaz: *Phone already on dial* Way ahead of you, cap

@the-whispers-of-death

Okay, so I tried to draw Stone but idk...

(Also, I was the anonymous ask about his faceclaims a couple days ago, but since this account isn't my main, I kinda didn't wanna put my main account out there. But I digress...I'll prob leave my asks with my account name so yk its me)

Sorry if I didnt do him justice. Let me know if I failed some parts

@the-whispers-of-death

Okay, so I tried to draw Stone but idk...

(Also, I was the anonymous ask about his faceclaims a couple days ago, but since this account isn't my main, I kinda didn't wanna put my main account out there. But I digress...I'll prob leave my asks with my account name so yk its me)

Sorry if I didnt do him justice. Let me know if I failed some parts

A trip to Hawai'i -Continued

[Sandball Fight]

Soap: *Hiding behind a makeshift sandwall with Gaz* Listen, L.T! We don't have to do this!

Ghost: *Hiding behind a makeshift trench, opposite of Soap* You fired first, Johnny. There's no turning back. This. Is. War

Oswald: Sandballs are ready, Lieutenant!

Ghost: Good. On my go, we fire the first round. Ready?

Oswald: *Nods* Ready, L.T

Ghost: FIRE

Oswald and Ghost: *Fires a bunch of sandballs, plummeting Soap and Gaz*

Gaz: SOAP! IVE BEEN HIT

Soap: *Acting like he's on coms while holding Gaz* PRICE! MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!

Price: *Yelling from the shade* Leave the Sarg and counterfire!

Gaz: Wait what-?

Soap: *Drops Gaz and starts firing from his end*

Soap: *Gets hit* Oof! I've been hit!

Ghost: Its over Soap! Surrender and give up

Soap: NEVER L.T! There's only one thing left to do...

Gaz: No! Soap you can't-!

Soap: *Runs into no mans land, firing Sandballs*

Ghost: What an idi-

Soap: *Tackles Ghost* GOT YOU L.T

Price: *Yelling from shade* DRAG HIM TO THE WATER, JOHNNY!

Soap and Ghost: *Wrestling to the ocean and falls in*

Price, Oswald, and Gaz: *Cheering them on*

Laswell: *Looking up from her book* Animal's...

A trip to Hawai'i

[The Beach]

Soap: Ye weren't kidding, Bonnie. The beaches here are surreal!

Ghost: *Nudges Oswald* And with less people

Oswald: *Smirks* You're lucky you know someone with knowlage about the less touristy spots

Soap: *Bolts to the ocean to avoid the hot sand*

Gaz: He didn't put on sunscreen

Price: *Walking up, blowing out his cig* He'll figure it out sooner or later

Later:

Laswell: *Sitting under the shade with Price* It's nice to have time off to losen up

Price: Mm, after last opperation? They deserve it

Laswell: *Smiles* Nice knowing they can finally relax too

Soap: *Yelling from the water* BONNIE! I FOUND A TURTLE!

Oswald: OI! NO TOUCHING DA HONU'S! *Throws sandball at Soap*

Soap: OW- *Picks up sand and attempts to throw it at Oswald, but misses and hits Ghost*

Laswell: Well...they're relaxing in their own way

Price: *Ammused* GET UP SI! THIS MEANS WAR!

Laswell: *Puts on earbuds to block out everyones shouting* At least I'll be the one relaxing today

Hula

Oswald: K, the first step is-

Soap: Pshhh, I've seen enough movies to know the basics. Watch, Bonnie! *Akwardly rotates hips*

Gaz: I don't think hula's supposed to look like that, Soap

Soap: *Scoffs* What do ye know 'bout hula?

Gaz: Enough to know what's idiotic

Oswald: *Clasps hands* Alright, Alright. We're not thrusting the air, Soap. *Bends knees to demonstrate* Bend your knees. Each bend rotates the hips, guiding the sway

Gaz: *Bends knees and sways* Like this?

Oswald: Yep. Just keep swaying like that

Soap: Ye show off *Purposely bumps Gaz with his hips*

Gaz: You wanna fight, Soap? *Bumps Soap back*

Soap: YOU'RE ON!

Soap and Gaz: *Having a fight using their hips*

Oswald: *Sighs* I give up...

Ghost: *Yells from outside the room* Looks like you're in a Hula-of trouble, Oz

Oswald: *Groans*

Ghost grabbing a tea with his smoke at 3am

Meanwhile Soap with a desk full of energy drinks, tinkering with explosives

Petty arguments

Ghost, Soap, Oswald, and Laswell on coms:

Ghost: Not much for the beach, Johnny?

Soap: Prefer the snow, L.T

Oswald: Baby couldn't handle a tan?

Soap: I tan beautifully. Ye just upset ye couldn't handle the cold. Makes you weak, Bonnie

Oswald: *Scoffs* We got better activities. You're just jealous you can't surf

Soap: Aye, we have snowboarding for that. Doubt ye can enjoy a nice snowball fight with ye lads

Oswald: We got sand for that

Soap: Sand?

Oswald: Yeh...it's painful

Laswell: Alright, alright. Focus on the mission and argue when we get back

Ghost: Remind me why we assign you two together?

Oswald: Because you love us

Soap: *Smirks* Ye enjoy our company, L.T

Ghost: *Rolls eyes* Just do your jobs

Gamining

Gaz: *In first place casually beating everyone else* Keep up Soap

Soap: *Competitively leaning foward, lazer focused* I wouldn't be in 5th if ye hadn't hit me with a red shell!

Ghost: *In second* Excuses Johnny

Soap: *Makes it back to first* HA! HOW YE LIKE ME NOW?

Gaz: Enjoy 1st place while you can Soap

Soap: What do ye m- *Gets hit by a blue shell near the finish line* WHAT!?!?

Gaz: HAHAHA! I WARNED YOU SOAP

Ghost: *Walking out of the room* Oh boy...

Soap: *Screaming angry Scottish noises at Gaz and the TV*

Gaz: I wasn't mentally prepared for this-

English dialects

Oswald: If American is just the alphabet, English is cursive, and pidgin is alphabet soup. What is Scottish?

Soap: *Visible confusion*

Oswald: I mean...Southern is just the sunset at 0.75x speed and Midwestern is wine aunt. But I'm genuinely curious Johnny, how would you describe Scottish dialect?

Soap: *Smirks* Stoic and manly, Bonnie

Oswald: *Rolls eyes* Whatever floats your boat

Ghost: *Randomly jumping in* I'd say it's two drunkard sailors meeting for the first time in years at the pub

Soap: *Brushes Ghost off* Sorry L.T, I donnae speak cursive

Down range

Ghost: *Practicing his sniping*

Soap: Ye getting rusty L.T

Ghost: You're one to talk, Johnny *Goes to hand over riffle* See if you can do any better

Soap: *Pushes it away and pulls out M-16* Aye. Now let me show ye how its done

Soap: *Starts blasting both his and Ghosts lanes chaotically*

Ghost: Bloody-Johnny-!

Soap: *Smugly* Ye never get rusty with an automatic L.T

F-0-Z Faceclaims & Aesthetic boards

Some fun Aesthetic boards of CoD oc's

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Kate "Watcher" Laswell

Captain Willow "Oswald" Pelekai

Lieutenant Liam "Smokes" Cromwell

Sargeant Ethan "DICE" Uehara

Sargeant Kainalu "Mana" Manalo

For the Homeland

Price: Where's Soap and Oz?

Gaz: Out with the new recruits

Price and Gaz hearing distant shouts and loud marching in the background:

Price: *Pinches the bridge of his nose* They're doing it again, aren't they...

Gaz: *Sighs* Yeah...

Soap: *Wearing sunglasses with a large Scotland flag caped to his back while leading half the recruits* For Scotland!

SAS recruits: Aye! Freedom!

Oswald: *Also wearing sunglasses with a large Hawaiian flag caped to her back, leading the other half*

For da Kanaka's!

SAS recruits: 'Ae! Freedom!

Ghost: *Walks into Price's office* They're doing it again?

Price: *Sighs* Its gonna be a long week...

Also based on this doodle I did a while back:

Back from Leave

Soap: *Runs up and pats Ghost on the back* Long time no see L.T!

Ghost: Would've liked it to be longer, eh Johnny?

Soap: Aye

Oswald: *Yawns* You two are cheerful this morning. Happy to be back I see?

Soap: Bonnie! How was your time off?

Oswald: *Chuckles* Wouldn't you like to know? I took the old mans(older brother) kids to Disneyland

Soap: Disney? *Looks at Ghost* We should go sometime, eh Ghost? Bonnie?

Ghost: Mmm...too much waiting

Gaz: *Walks up groggly holding a cup of tea* Morning...

Ghost: *Smuggly* Hows the morning cup?

Gaz: Rubbish. I had worse though

Gaz: How was your guy's time off?

Soap: Visited family. Ye know, same old, same old

Ghost: Its classified

Oswald: *Snatches Ghosts phone and turns it on revealing a dog on his home screen* Sure looks classified

Soap: Awwww, Si you should've told us ye adopted this cute lad

Ghost: *Snatches his phone back* I didn't want you all crowding him

Gaz: *Sips from his mug* Or, you're just selfish

Ghost: *Scoffs* Its not selfishness if im looking out for Ri-Ri's interests

Soap: *Chokes*

Gaz: *Spits out tea* RI-RI?!?!

Oswald: Short for Riley. But Si is just being dramatic. Riley didn't act up when I came to visit

Soap: Ye were allowed to see Ghosts new pup and not us?! Since when?!

Ghost: *Rolls eyes* Lets just move on. Price is probably waiting for us

Gaz: Uh-huh. But we're so seing your new dog when we get back

Boredom

Ghost, Soap, and Oswald waiting during recon:

Soap: *Groans* This is so boring

Ghost: Get used to it Johnny. We'll be out here all night

Oswald: *Perks up* Mind Meld?

Soap: *Gets excited* AYE! L.T ye want in?

Ghost: Mmmm...one game wont hurt

Soap: I'll count the first one. Ready? 1...2...3!

Soap: Rum!

Oswald: Spade!

Ghost: M16

Oswald: Alright...alright...I see where this could go

Soap: Aye, though I donnae how I'd fit M16 in...but it could work. Everyone ready?

Oswald and Ghost: Yeah

Soap: 1...2...3!

Soap: Casino!

Oswald: Vegas!

Ghost: *Just saying whatever he sees to throw them off* Blade

Oswald: Blade?

Ghost: *Shrugs*

Soap: Okay, last round. Ye all better get it or I'll make ye watch the recruits when we get back

Soap: *Breathes in with anticipation* 1...2...

Soap: *Breathes out dramatically to create tension* 3!

Soap: Gambling!

Oswald: Gambling!

Ghost: Addiction

Soap and Oswald: Addiction?!?!

Ghost: Yeah. You have Rum, Cards, Artillery, thats addiction

Oswald: *Looks with a deadpan expression* An addiction to M16's?

Ghost: *Knowing he dillibetatly got it wrong to mess with them* Guess so

Soap: *Groans* We were so close L.T!

Ghost: *Shrugs* Oz is American. She should know

Oswald: I hate that he has a point...

American Snacks

Price, Ghost, Soap, and Gaz: *Trying a Hershey bar*

Gaz: *Spits it out* This tastes like vomit!

Alex and Oswald: Vomit?!

Ghost: *Shrugs* it tastes like cheap chocolate

Oswald: Cheap?!

Price: *Swooshing his mouth with tea to rid the taste* I agree. This is probably the worst chocolate I have ever put in my mouth

Soap: *Eats the rest of the bar* I donnae what ye all mean. Chocolates, chocolate

Oswald: *Looks at soap* Thank you! You all are so dramatic, I swear

Alex: Alright, alright. Lets move on...how about root beer float? *pours a glass over icecream*

Ghost: No wonder Americans are fat...

Gaz: *Takes a bite* Mouthwash?!

Price: You feeding us mouthwash, Alex?

Oswald: It may taste like mouthwash, but its frickin delicious mouthwash-as long as its with icecream

Soap: Bonnie...If I wanted to brush my teeth I would've done it, not let the dessert do it

Alex: ...

Ghost: Soaps right. Its like if a dentist became a chef

Oswald: I hate you all

Alex: *Sighing to himself* Maybe we should've picked different snack choices...

Football

Oswald: *Watching the NFL*

Soap: American Football?

Oswald: *Shrugs* Its the 49ners against the Chiefs. I don't like either of them, but It's the last game of the season so I'm rooting for the 49ers due to past biases

Soap: Why all the ads

Oswald: Its to give me a pee and cry break

Soap: Cry break-? I thought ye said you didnt care for the 49ners?

Oswald: *With visible tears in her eyes after seeing the Chiefs win* I dont!

Favoritism

Price: *Walking into his office and turning on the light*

Soap and Ghost: *Sitting in the darkness*

Price: Bloody hell-!

Ghost: We have something important to discuss Cap

Price: Is it so important you two had to sit for who knows how long in the complete darkness of my office?

Soap: Aye! We wont take the oppression no more!

Price: What are you talking about?

Ghost: We're talking about your obvious favoritism

Soap: *Nods and adds on* We all know ye favor Kyle, Cap!

Price: This is dumb...is this really what this is about?

Soap: Captain, we've been holding this truth for a long time, but we cannae take it no longer

Ghost: Gaz could get away with murder and you wouldn't even bat an eye

Price: *Scoffs* Not true

Gaz: *Walking by* Hey Cap, me and some of the recruits were out at the range, but we accidently forgot to lock up the privates pet hamster and...yeh...

Price: *Sighs* It's alright Kyle. I'll take care of it...

Gaz: Thanks Cap *Walks away*

Ghost and Soap:

Price:

Price: Get out-

Jokes

During a recon after a while of mostly silence:

Oswald: *Randomly breaks the silence with full seriousness* A widow was at her husbands funeral

Soap: What?

Oswald: A man came up and asked if he could say a few words. The widow says "sure, go ahead." So the man leans down and says to the dead husband, "Plethora."

Soap: ....

Oswald: The widow says, "thanks, that means a lot..."

Soap:

Ghost: Pfft-

Soap: I'm going with Price next time