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Babygirlification✨️

Bar Talks

Ghost: *Sits with a pissed expression*

Laswell: Oh c'mon Simon. Have some drinks and loosen up a bit. You went through 3 weeks of brutal combat, its time to take a breather

Ghost: But a pub?

Price: Oh lighten up Si

Ghost: Do you not remember the last time we went out to celebrate at a pub? *motions towards Soap*

Soap: Donnae worry L.T, I'll watch how much I drink this time. Promise

30 minutes later:

Soap: *Standing on the counter, dancing and singing with other pub goers* WAY HEY UP SHE RISES, EARLY IN THE MORNING!

Ghost: *Groans*

Laswell: At least its entertaining

Gaz: Very *Chuckles and looks at ghost smuggly*

Ghost: Dont you da-

Gaz: Hey Soap, sing us a Sea Shanty!

Ghost: Kyle- I will kill you

Uno!

F-0-Z playing Uno after a mission to pass time and de-stress

Physicals Part.2

Oswald: Alright! Last week, some of you landed in the infirmary, and a few- *counts recruits* -are still bedridden

Gaz: *Places a hand on Oswalds shoulder* Maybe we should take it easy today?

A few SAS recruits: *Nods enthusiastically*

Oswald: *Thinks for a bit* hmmm...alright...

Gaz: *Breaths out a sigh of relief* Sweet bloody relief...

Oswald: But, we'll be going extra hard on the usual upper body exercises to make up for it. Gaz, make sure to triple the amount of sets for today

SAS recruit: *Speaks up nervously* Pardon Capt, but maybe we should just take it easy for both? By next week, we'll be down to 1/4th the original recruits and some of us are still recovering from last weeks physical

Oswald: *Sighs* Alright. You make a good point

Gaz: *Gives a thumbs up of acknowledgement*

SAS recruit: *Smiles and nods back*

Gaz: Looks like its an easy day today, huh Oz?

Oswald: Oh? Of course. I mean, how else would they be well rested for next weeks 8 mile run? *smiles and walks off towards the recruits*

Gaz: ...

Gaz: I'm glad Ghost is taking the physical with her next week

Secret lunch spot

Ghost: *Sitting at the table, sipping tea* Whats a 5 letter word used to insult someone?

Oswald: *Cooking in the communal kitchen* Irraz?

Soap: *Running through the door*

Soap: *Stops and looks up* L.T? Bonnie? Why are ye here and not in the mess hall?

Oswald: I can't stand the bland food, especially since I'll be stationed here for the next few months

Soap: *looks at Ghost then to Oswald* So ye both been here the whole time?! Is that why I never see you two? Ye both been sneaking off without me!

Oswald: *Shrugs* Si caught me a few weeks ago. I knew you'd find out sooner or later

Ghost: She promised me free lunch if I kept shut

Soap: *dumbfounded*

Oswald: *Brings a plate to Soap* Just keep your mouth shut for me. Shoots?

Soap: *Takes the plate, grinning* Ye strike a good deal Bonnie

Physicals

Ghost: I dont do the physicals with Oswald, so I requested to swap schedules with Soap

Gaz: Why?

Ghost: You'll find out in a minute

Soap: *Kicking the door in while panting* I'M NEVER DOING THE PHYSICALS WITH HER- *Gasps for breath while leaning onto the wall for support* EVER AGAIN-! *falls to ground panting*

Gaz: Bloody hell, Soap!

Ghost: Thats why

Ghost: Though she does push the minimum upper body requirements, she pushes beyond the limits for lower body

Gaz: *Looks at Soap mortified* And the SAS recruits?

Soap: *still Panting* The lucky ones were placed in the infirmary after fainting and the others-

Ghost: Probably threw up and looks like Soap

Gaz: *Terrified* But I take physicals with Oz next week

Ghost: *leans back into chair* Well. You better pray, Kyle.

A visit to the UK

Gaz: Now, please try to speak normally and not try to do a "british accent"

Oswald: You go'i'mate

Mana: Woh bri'ish accent?

Gaz: That...that accent

Soap: Oh Pish Posh

Gaz: DONT ENCOURAGE THEM SOAP

CoD oc Sketches(F-0-Z)

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- Capt. Willow "Oswald" Pelekai

- Srg. Kainalu "Mana" Manalo

Full Names:

- Willow Kimiko Ailana Pelekai

- Kainalu Kekoalanakila Manalo

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Get to know:

- Out of all the members of the F-0-Z, Oswald knew Mana the longest when they were both serving in Oahu.

- Mana is just a shortened version of Manalo, but Mana also means "Spiritual Power" in Hawaiian, which represents his large and strong stature.

- Oswald and Mana are often mistaken as siblings, but are not related. But they do share a sort of sibling dynamic.

- Mana was originally in the Navy before joining Oswald in the F-0-Z after being recruited overseas. That is also why he's only rank Srg. In the F-0-Z dispite being Oswalds first recommend recruit.

- Mana dosen't have blood related siblings, but has 3 step siblings in which he holds a strong relationship with, as well as with his step-dad.

- During Oswalds time on Oahu, her original unofficial callsign was "Tita" but after being stationed overseas, "Oswald" became her more notorious callsign.

Oswald Sketches

Theres a lot of just random doodles I make of her

Joyride

Laswell: Have you seen Oz? Her 3 week suspensions been lifted

Price: Today...?

Laswell: Yeah. I tried looking for her but she wasn't in her barracks. I even checked the hangars but it hasn't been accessed since last night

Price: Oh no...

Laswell: What?

Price: Nikolai's been missing too. He and Oswald were in the screening room watching Top Gun last night

Laswell: ...

Nikolai and Oswald racing past in F-14's overhead:

Oswald: I BET YOU CANT FLY MACH 10 OLD MAN *pulls up*

Nikolai: TRY ME *Pulls up after Oswald*

Oswald: Looks like you owe me that $200!

Nikolai: HA! AS IF! *flies faster*

Laswell and Price: ...

Laswell: *sighs* John, get on coms before they faint. And Let them know i'm suspending them from all aircraft usage for 2 months. I'm gonna go get myself a drink...

Price: *Pinches the bridge of his nose* This is what I get when I let them watch Top Gun unsupervised...

Sleep

Oswald: *Sipping another cup of coffee*

Gaz: She hasn't slept in days. And when she is forced to do so, its only an hour max. I'm worried for her

Price: *lighting a cigarette* Laswell did mention this. Oz doesn't sleep well during missions

Gaz: Maybe we let her off easy today? What do you think Soap?

Soap: Aye. Bonnie needs some rest. She cannae keep this up or she'll drop

Price: Mmm...alright *puts out cig* Oz will be with Gaz and I in recon. Soap and Ghost will take the base camp. When everyones ready, get your things and lets move

Return home:

Laswell: Great to see you all in one piece

Oswald: Guess you can say that *Waves bandaged stabbed arm*

Laswell: We'll arrive back in London by 0600, so rest up *nods at Oswald, softly patting her shoulder*

Price: *discussing the mission after takeoff* Alright. Soap, you did a good job getting out in time. And Ghost, good covering. But always make sure to watch your time

Soap: Aye

Ghost: Yes sir

Price: Gaz, try not to rush in. Oswalds your cover so dont try to opperate alone next time. You'll end up shot again

Gaz: Understood, cap

Price: And Oz, try not to go too hard on yourself during missions. You'll turn into a liability one day

Oswald: ...

Price: *Looks to Oswald deep in sleep*

Soap: *chuckles* Guess Bonnie can sleep afterall

Traitor

Ghost and Oswald: *sipping tea in kitchen while chatting*

Soap: *walking in half asleep* Mornin-

Soap: *Looks up and sees Oswald drinking tea and gasping* YE TRAITOR

Oswald: Traitor?!

Soap: *pointing at Ghost dramatically* How could ye! Ye plagued her mind with ye britishness!

Ghost: *shrugs* Its not my fault I can brew a good cup

Soap: Ye plauged my coffee buddy!

Oswald: I still like coffe-

Soap: NOW LOOK AT HER! I can already hear the British accent forming in her vocabulary!

Oswald: Its really not like tha-

Soap: *sulking* My coffee buddy has conformed to a Brit...

Ghost: *passing a cup to Soap* here

Soap: *grabs the cup, still sulking*

Oswald: *Sips tea*

Boom Buddies

Ghost: I request to transfer

Price: Any particular reason to why?

Ghost: I can't stand those two *points out window to Soap and Oswald*

Soap: *tying a bunch of C-4's together*

Oswald: You sure this will be enough to wake the whole Barracks tomorrow?

Soap: Aye! With both our brains combined, we can create a nuke!

Price and Ghost: ...

Price: You make a fine point Simon, but i'm gonna need you to hide those C-4's tonight.

Baby pictures

Soap: when I was a wee lad, I got into all sorts of mischief

Ghost: Makes sense

Soap: At least I was a cute little lad. Doubt ye were L.T. How about you Bonnie?

Oswald: I was an energetic kid, I gotta admit to that

Laswell: Its true, I even have photo evidence

Oswald: Huh?!

Laswell: *pulls up photo of child Oswald* Isn't she adorable?

Soap: Ye hair was wild bonnie!

Ghost: And her baby face seems to stay prominent today. Its adorable

Soap: Aye. Ye hardly look different

Oswald: How did you get these photos?!

Laswell: Oh, your mom sent them

Oswald: You text my mom?!

Laswell: Yeah. Quite regularly too since she checks up on you. She sent me more *pulls up more pictures*

Oswald: *freaking out*

S.I.A.D.F-0-Z

Smokes: Looks like I win again

Dice: AGAIN? HOW-?

Smokes: No need for questions. C'mon, hand it over

Dice: *Rolls eyes and hands over cig pack* When I find out how you cheat, I swear I'll-

Smokes: yeh, yeh *opens pack and puffs out a smoke* keep saying that, kid

Dice: Oz! Quit laying around and help me wipe the smugness off this cheating bastards face

Oswald: As if. I'm not giving up anything to a battle I'm guaranteed to lose

Smokes: Boss' right. *puffs put another smoke* Just give up

Dice: *places another pack on table* I'm not leaving till I take you down

Later:

Dice: *Sulks and leaves after losing everything*

Oswald: You really are a sneaky bastard

Smokes: As long as the kid has spirit and a pack, he'll never give in his pride

Oswald: Soon you'll run him dry

Smokes: hmm...maybe then I'll have a life supply of smokes

Pidgin Bible

Soap: I hear ye a Christian

Oswald: Yep, I even have myself a portable bible

Soap: Oh? Well lets hear it lass

Oswald: Ahem. *pulls out pidgin bible*

Oswald: Da time wen eryting wen start, God make da sky an da world. Da world come so no mo notting inside, no mo shape notting. On top da wild ocean dat cova eryting, neva had light notting. Ony had God Spirit dea, moving aroun ova da watta.

Soap: I THOUGHT YE SAID YE HAD A BIBLE!

Oswald: THIS IS A BIBLE!

Lucky Rabbit

Captain Willow "Oswald" Pelekai

Laswell: There's 2 snipers to your left, so proceed with caution

Smokes: On it

Oswald: Rogah

Dice: Yes mom

Everyone: ...

Laswell: Mom?

Dice: I said ma'am-!

Smokes: No, I definitely heard "mom"

Oswald adding on smuggly: Either that or we're all going deaf

Dice: Can we all just drop the subject!

Laswell: You see me as a mother figure?

Dice: I see you as a colleague

Oswald: He definitely sees you as a mother figure

Laswell amused: Alright, alright. Lets stay focused. There should be a few guys inside, so take the roof.

Oswald: Yes mom

Smokes: Understood, mom

Dice: Screw you guys...

Workout schedule

Price: We need to discuss your guys workout schedule

Gaz: Wdym? Were all able bodied here

Price: And thats great, but the times you guys go out is driving me insane

Ghost: I hardly cross you guys at the gym, and its great

Price: Thats because you go at 3am. Kyle goes at 10pm, and Soap?

Soap: Yeh?

Price: He doesn't even have a set time

Soap: I go when the wind tells me

Gaz staring at Ghost: 3am?!

Ghost: Its empty and I get to play my music as loud as I want

Soap: Really? Maybe I should start heading out with ye then Ghost

Gaz: Yeh, sounds amazing. No people, only my music? No wonder you go so early

Soap talking with Gaz already making plans: Wake at 0200 so we can leave with Ghost

Gaz: Sounds like a plan

Ghost: No wait-

Price sighing and lighting a cigarette in defeat: This wasn't how this was supposed to go...

Pidgin Siri

Backstory to why Oswald wears sunglasses

Audio Credit: @Pashyn Roasted by Pidgin Siri

Captains

Price: So as we know, terrorist groups have been hijacking American transported weapons as well as distributing them to other organizations in Latin America.

Oswald: Gee I wonder why...

Graves: Why am I being targeted here?!

Farah: Oh, so the failure to transport deadly American missiles wasn't your fault?

Graves: It's not my fault our artillery is so valued

Price, Oswald and Farah: *Stares at Graves with a deadpan expression*

Graves: In every meeting its always like this...Remind me why I come to these things in the first place?

Price: So we can clean up your messes

Oswald nodding in agreement: Sorry Graves but your shady organization hasnt been so lucky as of late. I mean how do you fail a job so badly?

Farah adding on: Then have the audacity to cover it up and backstab the allies who helped you track down those missiles?

Graves getting up and walking out: I see that my efforts here is not needed as well as my presence. I wish you all luck on todays meeting

Price: Great, I'm sure Shepard would appreciate your absence

Graves slowly walking back into the room: Lets just get this over with...I hate you all...

Beans on Carbs

Ghost and Gaz in the kitchen eating beans on toast:

Oswald walking in grabbing an empty bowl: Oh hey

Gaz mentally preparing himself for the classic American banter: Hey Oz-

Oswald: Yo can you pass me the can?

Ghost: Okay?

Oswald: *proceeds to dump the whole can of pork n beans in her rice*

Gaz: WTF-

Ghost: Beans on rice?

Oswald: I grew up poor in Oahu, so let me enjoy my food in peace

Gaz: But rice?

Oswald: Its a local comfort food. Plus, both are just beans on carbs anyways

Ghost: She has a point

Soap walking in: You're all disgusting

I clown on the British, but I think beans on toast is an ok meal. I grew up with pork n beans on rice and thought that was the epitome of culinary.

Ghost trying to teach Oswald English dilect:

Ghost holding a soccer ball: Football

Oswald repeating: Football

Ghost: Okay. Now Scone

Oswald: Scone

Ghost: Good. Now biscuits

Oswald: ...

Ghost: Biscuits

Oswald: ...Cookies

Ghost: Alright...how about chips

Oswald: ...French fries...

Ghost sighing: Tea?

Oswald: Coffee

Ghost: TEA!

Oswald: COFFEE!

Ghost: JUST SAY BLOODY TEA!

Oswald: I CAN'T

Ghost: ITS NOT THAT HARD. JUST SAY THE BLOODY WORD

Oswald: ITS NOT MY FAULT AMERICA GOT TO US FIRST!

Ghost: AAAAAA

Oswald: AAAAAA

Laswell and Oswald discussing and filing their recent opperation:

Oswald: The hardest parts of the mission's isn't fighting my way through hundreds of automatic bullets firing directly at me as I make it to enemy lines or wondering if I'll make it home alive. The hardest part is fighting through sleep and wondering if my eyelids can handle weeks of nothing but coffee.

Laswell: Alright so thats a 2 month vacation and 10 year therapy plan.

Oswald: wait no-

Price: My teams great. We have our laughs, we protect each other with our lives. Theres a mutual trust between all of us.

Soap screaming in the background: WHICH ONE OF YE BASTARDS PUT YE FILTHY HANDS ON MY LUNCH?!

Gaz: IT WASNT ME THIS TIME I SWEAR!

Ghost: OH, SO IT WASN'T YOU THE LAST TIME MY TEA WAS SPIKED?

Soap, Gaz and Ghost screaming and tearing each other apart outside Price's office:

Price sipping his tea: This team will kill me faster than any bullet.

Welcome to the F-0-Z!

Name: Ethan Uehara

Callsign: DICE

Other Aliases: Victor 7-7

Rank: Sargent

Nationality: Japanese, American

Birthdate: 8/4

Gender: Male

Status: Alive

Physical Appearance:

Height: 6'3

Eyes: Gray

Hair: Black

Markings: Neck tattoo; Back tattoo; Right wrist tattoo; Scarring from left face to left shoulder

Attached Photo:

Background: Dice grew up in the poor streets of L.A. His abusive father left at the age of 7, leaving him with his mother. Since money was tight, Dice did anything to gain money. No matter how dirty it made him. He soon took up gambling after his friend took him to an underground Cartel ran casino. This started a downward spiral of adiction when Dice was 15. Though Dice did make money the first few times, he wounded up accumulating thousands of dollars of debt as the cycle continued. When his mother found out, she offered to work for the casino to pay off her sons debts. When Dice found out, he couldn't contain his anger. He decided to make his biggest gammble yet. His life. He killed everyone working in the casino. Till eventually, he was found by SWAT officers during the casinos raid.

Life before and during the F-0-Z: He was a recommended candidate from Oswald as she was the leading SWAT officer during the casino raid. After his name was cleared and he joined the Army to get his life on track, he quickly rose in recognition.

Though Dice wasn't introduced to the F-0-Z till after Capt. Oscar Watts had been K.I.A, he still developed a great relationship with his team. Though it was rocky at first.

Thoughts on Capt. Oswald: At first he didn't believe she was his captain. It wasnt until their first real mission did he understand why. She was quick and thorough when clearing buildings; she made one heck of a good sniper; and was able to think on her feet and lead her team during stress. Though, he noticed her sleep patterns were erratic, causing her to completely shut down for hours after missions.

Thoughts on L.T Smokes: The sneakiest guy you'll ever meet. During deployment one night, Smokes started up a conversation with Dice. Dice thought it was random but went with it, taking out his cig from his right vest pocket. It wasnt until morning when he realized his cigarette pack was missing.

Thoughts of Kate Laswell: Once, Dice called her "mom." Not his proudest moment. But he does see her as such. She kept the team alive and, unlike the shadier higher-ups, Laswell was open. She never hid anything detrimental to the team. He appreciated that from her.

FunFacts:

- DICE hates gambling. But his addiction is still prominent. During games of poker on base, DICE never misses an opportunity to join in, even though he leaves broke. Its not something he's proud of.

- He's the tank of the team. During building clearings, he does most of the heavy lifting due to Oswalds stature and Smokes is mainly the teams snipper.

- Is weirdly enough, not a heavy drinker. DICE cant hold down liquor at all and usually passes out a drunken mess.

Typical interaction between Graves and Oswald:

Graves: *Plates mashed potatoes instead of rice*

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves: *Walks into the teams Barracks with shoes*

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves: Oh man, I would like to have me a Pokee bowl and Masoobi

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves: *Takes pictures of literally everything*

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves: *breathes*

Oswald: Frickin Haole

Graves:

Patriotism for the Homeland

I feel like Soap and Oswald would be besties bc of their patriotism to their homeland.

On base it would just be them randomly clowning on British/American soldiers(Mostly Ghost and Graves)in dumb shades.

Laswell and Price talking about their children(TF141 and F-0-Z):

Price and Laswell discussing their teams:

Price: *Sits downs, letting out a long, annoyed sigh*

Laswell: Long week?

Price: Guess you could say that. The teams got me all over the place.

Laswell: I get that. I have to deal with my own daily shenanigans.

Price: Really? Tuesday, Soap blew up a truck with C-4's! Wednesday, Simon nearly landed half the SAS trainees in the hospital during their sparring just because they called him "Skully." And Gaz started a full on prank wars resulting in my office being flooded.

Laswell: *Lets out a spiteful chuckle* You think thats bad? Oswald took an F-35 on a joyride, nearly crashing and now I've got Shepard on my case. Dice started a gambling ring on base and is completely broke. Smokes took this opportunity to win everyones cigs and now theres brawls and cig trading hubs all over base that I gotta deal with.

Price: That doesn't even come cl-

*Explosion in background*

Price and Laswell panicking: No one's watching the kids-