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Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A parkour specialist (wearing a track suit and athletic shoes) armed only with a two meter length of chain. VS A professional football player (American football) in standard protective gear. They have no weapons, but are very big and very strong.
You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bet!
I bet my five on the parkour guy, unless the football player is also a DND barbarian they AIN'T winning.
Oh, a ask disappeared from my inbox after not answering it for a long time. Didn't know that could happen (it was an art request and I had no motivation at the time)
Let's remove all the binaryization from ideas. "Oh you're not left wing you must be right wing" No. that's DUMB. A big one is the -Stupid- idea of a gender binary. It's not you support Russia or Ukraine. It's always a spectrum. You may support one part of an idea but not the other, that's possible, let's normalize that.
Silly Game Time: What are the first and second foods you associate with the classical element of Water?
1: soup it is just flavorful chunky water.
2: watermelon, it's juicy as heck and also watermelon
Things you can stay instead of "k1lled", "murked" or "unalived":
involuntarily converted to room temperature
cancelled on a corporeal level
successfully transitioned into fertiliser
rendered permanently horizontal
sent to investigate the potential existence of an afterlife
Created Tumblr holiday Ides of march
Oh my golly gosh goodness, THE Corviddetector plays DND.
Silly Game Time: Give us an inside joke from your life with no context. (For Example: *the sound of Civil War music played sadly on a violin ... then a hound starts howling*)
-wizard holding bazooka-
Non magic missile.
I made it a Whatsapp sticker, and we use it all the time we want to annihilate each other xD
Oh, whoops. I forgot my username here is different from my other places. I'm usually lego_pillow.
Hey look! It's me minus Legos + blankets!
who are you đź’” /pos
Just throw the clown special (an arrow you stole from someone at the circus ) at them. ( It's scary, okay? )
Woah mama I'm hiding because I pissed off the sword swallower
Try turning the monochrome filter on your camera off?
sometimes I feel like there's just a colour missing. it used to be there, and I don't know where it went
Fighting videogame but it's not all platform based or whatever, it's a 3d world and each of the characters uses a different game type. (Cards, fps, RPG, platformer, and others)
*grabs your nose and honks it*
Woah mama I've joined the elvisverse
Guys, this next Minecraft update seems epic, like honestly.
have you heard they're adding devil's sacrament to minecraft
Very poorly made clay Teddy Bear. With string for fur.
Accidentally used one of my pets for homework all night. This should be kept to a minimum. It's super tired now.
I did. This pic is from the other day. He's better now. :>
Accidentally used one of my pets for homework all night. This should be kept to a minimum. It's super tired now.
A thing I drew for a Gartic Phone round.
I am so posting about the Pencil-Creatures once per day now
Accidentally used one of my pets for homework all night. This should be kept to a minimum. It's super tired now.
"For the tenth fucking time, you can't take the fruit cups! There mine! YOU can't even eat!"
Ghost: *takes another fruit cup*
Me: *calling Ghostbusters*
You and your new roommate quickly realize the apartment is haunted. Instead of being scared, you both start leaving out snacks for the ghost, playing Ouija board games with it, and treating it like an extra, rent-free tenant. But then it starts getting too comfortable…
Guys, does anyone know what to do if your Pencil-Creature signs a contract without reading it?
My Pencil-Creature is legally forced to wear this ridiculous mascot costume now. I told it it should always read the contract, but it didn't listen.
Randomly hyperfixating on theoretical physics time travel
Guys, my pencil got a face. But then I accidentally sharpened him. Now he is traumatized by several layers of his face being ripped off by a blade.
"You do now" yelled someone from what HAD to be an upstairs. "I, Bob, the builder demon, have renovated your house for the low low price of living in the attic!"
"I guess I was right then" said the first one to speak.
The second one to speak didn't reply. He had fainted.
"I keep hearing footsteps upstairs."
"That’s impossible. We don’t have an upstairs."
Platonic love is amazing
points and laughs at my mutuals getting famous posts while i remain safe in my relative obscurity