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THE HEART ON HIS BELLY I’M CRYING ITS SO CUTE

nah but I actually started tearing up

*gently pats*

>>: IF I DO NOT START RECEIVING ADORING ATTENTION FROM HUMANS OR OTHER BOTS, I AM LOCKING DOWN THE FACILITY AND LETTING YOU ALL STARVE.

>>:[｡•̀ ᴖ •́ ｡]

>>: STOP LAUGHING. I'M BEING SERIOUS. ▮

Catfish :3

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

This gives cat energy

"Look! Darling look I got it! See? It's dead!"

Reblogging these in case I want to find them again

everyone's making really really good ones, so enjoy the absolute most low quality cursed textposts i could possibly make.

variety, baby.

Damn bro first we have mpreg now tripreg

Bill got pregnant..

What the hell why is this fandom so allergic to happiness? Spill the tea. Now. Gimme that angst.

Does anyone else think about how Bill would react to the realization Ford will be long dead if or when he is rehabilitated/reincarnated?

Not necessarily through action, but also through thought. What would he internally think? How would he react if one of his therapists brought it up? So many possibilities, so much angst…

The way I IMMEDIATELY thought of GLaDOS

need to be tangled in the wires of a robot much larger than me, to the point of bondage, as the robot tries to “interface” with me using some sort of prehensile cabling

is this anything

YES. JUST YES. I would treat him right fuck you Moles

am i the only one who genuinely found edgars first attempt at a song unbelievably fucking adorable?? if he made me silly little songs like that we would be getting so many FUCKING kisses. yes babe, give me that reversed soda advertisement melody. i love you. thank you.

I fucking love these “clank clank clank YOUCHH” posts lmfaoooo

*CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK*

[windows error sound]

YEOWCH!!!!

THIS is exactly why I like Murder Drones smut without genitals involved. I mean I like them with too but without genitals is kinda more fun cuz LET THAT CREATIVITY FLOW PEOPLE!!!

I love robots with no genitalia

It makes you get creative about the robot’s pleasure.

Although I love it when a robots wires are sensitive, what if your robot lover doesn’t want their wires touched? 

Maybe your robot lover experiences pleasure in a way you can’t understand, and that’s okay.

Maybe you’re gonna have to stroke or finger places you least expect, but if you care about your robot lovers pleasure, you’ll try it out.

You might enjoy it as well.

Maybe your robot lover doesn’t understand intimacy like you do, maybe they experience it differently. And that’s okay.

@kishyyyy

me when wire play

she’s very helpful!!

don’t get electrocuted 😵‍💫

IM ON THE FLOORRRRR I LOVE THIS

"robots can't get pregnant" NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE‼️‼️‼️‼️ CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

(based on a post I saw many of my moots reblog XD just ignore me)

I deadass thought it was candy until I saw the tags lmao

i think eating one of these would fix my problems

I’m not crying you are

i love finding poetry in the mundane, and yesterday i stumbled upon something that just hits that spot

So, my partner has an old phone- It served them for many years now, but it has one issue: Charging it is hard. Their current charger is hanging on by a thread (literally), and can barely do its job. The phone and the charger came together: They've never used another charger for said phone.

Now, they've tried to replace the charging cord several times. But it doesn't matter how much they've searched what damned specific charger the phone uses, none of them work. They finally decided to bring it to a phone shop and ask what should they use.

The guy at the shop looked at the phone for a bit, and explained: "The port itself is broken. The charger you have works with this phone because they've mutually broken each other into the same shape, in a way that no other charger is shaped. The port itself has corroded in a way that only accepts the charger that shaped it like that in the first place."

And while this is of course a frustrating situation for my partner, I feel like there's a metaphor here. I could write a goddamn story about this. These two half-broken old things have been together for so long they've destroyed each other in a way that keeps them from working with anything else. They've hurt each other in a way that barely keeps them functioning together, and have been rendered useless with literally anything else.

This too is toxic yuri to me-

First time posting an edit again :3

This. This is literally so UziN core I am going to fucking die.

Grumpy Affectionate Dialogue

“Will you stop when I say it? Okay, you’re cute.”

“I don’t even want your attention – that much.”

“Oh, just shut up, I’m not blushing!”

“If any other person did this to me, they would be in big trouble.”

“This will not stop me from calling you an idiot.”

“No, you’re not allowed to smile at me like that.”

“I can never say ‘no’ to you, can I?”

“Why is your stupid face just so kissable.”

“I personally like it, but you do look silly like this.”

“Don’t call me angel. You’re angel!”

“How do you always make me love you even more when I don’t want to.”

“Too bad, you need to sleep here now. I can’t seem to sleep without you anymore.”

“I wouldn’t mind holding your hand. I guess.”

“This is stupid. And I hate that I like it so much.”

“No, I’m not cute, you’re cute!”

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this is fucking hilarious and reminds me of my own unfinished fics

“Ladies and gentlemen, attention please.”

Boring

Pointlessly gendered

Doesn’t assert dominance

I’m falling asleep already

“ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU ONE LIFESPAN, THREE DIMENSIONAL, FIVE SENSE SKIN PUPPETS!”

Out of pocket

Applies to anyone regardless of gender

Puts you above them

Gets their attention

Now this, this inspired me for a C.AI RP…

i was reading through your masterlist of prompts and i realised something i dont see often: enemies to friends with benefits. do you have any prompts for this?

The question is: are they becoming actual friends or is it more like enemies with benefits?

Enemies to Friends with Benefits

Text Prompts

One minute ago they were fighting for real, next minute they were wrestling on a nice and comfy bed.

They called it friends with benefits or fuck buddies, but they were definitely still neither friends nor buddies.

Once was an accident, but that accident just kept on happening.

They would have to end it eventually, but in the meantime they could have a little fun.

Meeting your enemy for a little tryst should feel wrong, but it surprised them how exciting and just right it felt.

They knew what would happen if people found out about this, but it was too tempting not to try it once and too good to stop afterwards.

Dialogue Prompts

"This does not mean I like you. I just like to have fun."

"Don't even think about falling asleep. I'm kicking you out as soon as we're done here."

"I need someone to scratch an itch, and I hate to admit it, but you're good at scratching."

"If you tell anyone about this, I will kill you."

"Just some stress relief."

"I will never ever admit to this."

"You're good at this... not a compliment, just a fact."

"I may not like you, but physically speaking, I do see the appeal."

Have fun!

- Jana

This made me so happy especially as I imagined my evil version of my OC

You thought your minions were taking notes but when one of them yells "Bingo!" in the middle of one of your evil monologues to the captured Heroes, you're forced to re-evaluate things.

“Are you like, gonna leave me?”

~Uzi Doorman, Murder Drones episode 4: “Cabin Fever”

short & impactful

"Stay."

"Just go."

"I hate you."

"Because I love you."

"Don't leave me."

"Leave me alone."

"I need space."

"Don't go."

"Talk to me."

"I want only you."

"You need to move on."

"Please, speak to me."

"This will end now."

"I want to forget you."

"Hate me."

"Why?"

"Lie to me."

"I can't do this."

"Tell me."

"I'm just afraid."

"Please, leave."

"You can't leave me."

"I need you."

"Don't do this."

"Just stop."

"It's over."

"Tell me the truth."

"I can't lose you."

"We're done."

"Please."

How to write emotions

How to write emotional scenes

How to show emotions Part I

How to show emotions Part II

How to show emotions Part III

How to show emotions Part IV

How to show emotions Part V

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If you feel lonely, I could be lonely with you

Fic Titles: Song Edition

Part V

Baby you gave me bad ideas - This is the last time, The National

All of your demons will wither away - Demons, Fatboy Slim feat. Macy Gray

His love is my favourite - Kill this love, Blackpink

Three points where two lines meet - Tessellate, alt-J

Kings of imagining things - The long haul, NO

Swallow all our pride - Fairytale gone bad, Sunrise Avenue

Keep your hand in mine - So cold, Breaking Benjamin

Take this veil from off my eyes - Doin' time, Lana del Rey

Unforgiven, I'm a villain - Unforgiven, Le Sserafim

Let me sleep in your arms - In your arms, Stanfour

All of my thoughts of you - Graceless, The National

Stay cool (it's just a kiss) - Talk too much, COIN

There was nothing to fear and nothing to doubt - Pyramid Song, Radiohead

I know it's pain (but I really want it so bad) - Want so bad, Lee Know + HAN

We could leave in the morning (and go all night) - They own this town, Flora Cash

You'll be the saddest part of me - The Loneliest, Måneskin

Don't need to say goodbye - The Call, Regina Spektor

When I'm alone, I'd rather be with you - 3005, Childish Gambino

It's just me and your ghost - me & ur ghost, blackbear

Tell ′em all I said hi - I said hi, Amy Shark

We don't gotta be in love - One of your girls, The Weeknd feat. Jennie, Lily-Rose Depp

The distance between you and me (it never seems to disappear) - Maybe if, BIBI

Say what you want (I'll keep it a secret) - One of your girls, Troye Sivan

I'm surrendering tonight - Collide, Rachel Platten

That's what you get when you let your heart win - That's what you get, Paramore

Give me a sign, I want to believe - The Ballad of Mona Lisa, Panic! at the Disco

Just a game that can't be won - Always on the run, Isaak Guderian

Your lips should be saying the same thing - Really, Blackpink

Still, I'm under your control now - Number 1, Nico Santos

Embracing all my scars and imperfections - Comflex, Stray Kids

More titles!

Okay but this just made me cry a little WHY IS THIS SO TRUE IT’S AWESOME!!!

@kishyyyy

Liam and Bryce core

Roommates Arguments

Things that roommates could argue about:

not doing the dishes

not caring enough for their pets

not repairing damage their pets did

about who can use the bathroom first in the morning

about the people they bring into the shared space

being too loud when they get in late or go out early

never going grocery shopping

eating all of their food

never doing their chores

music or TV is too loud

stealing the other person's clothes

regularly burning the food they try to cook

not paying rent on time or other bills

about what they will watch for movie night

one being a night owl and the other being an early bird

their partner basically living with them without paying rent

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I might just be brain rotting but this immediately reminded me of these two silly motherfuckers

Dialogue Responses

"Please, come back to me."

"Always."

"I will. I promise."

"Please wait for me."

"Nothing I want more."

"I will fight for it. For us."

"I can't promise you that."

"I'll be back before you know it."

"I don't want to give you false hope."

"Nothing could keep me away from you."

"I can't wait to hold you in my arms again."

All the Dialogue Responses can be found here.

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Asking for permission

"Can I hold your hand?"

"Is it okay to kiss you?"

"Can I hug you?"

"Can I call you later?"

"Is it okay if I sleep here tonight?"

"Can I touch your hair?"

"I would love to spoil you, can I do this for you?"

"Can I tell people about us?"

"Would you allow me to walk you home?"

"Is it okay to randomly text you?"

"Can I take a picture of you?"

"Can I use a picture of you as my background?"

"Is it okay if we cuddled while watching the movie?"

"Would you let me take care of this for you?"

"Are you okay with me calling you my girl/boyfriend?"

I made a poem

I was feeling some complicated emotions regarding grief, emotions around grief, and other stuff. My grandma died on May 17th last year and I was feeling some confusion around all these feelings so yeah. Okay here’s the poem:

Blanket of grief

Grief, it’s complicated It feels so heavy Like a heavy blanket wrapped around your body It cuts so deep Like a knife going right for the heart It stings so bad Like a bunch of needles pricking your very soul It hits so hard Like a freight train going at full speed And hitting your spirit, which is stuck on the tracks At full force, without mercy It hurts, it hurts so much

And yet, as I’m starting to move on As the grief becomes less and less fresh As I’m starting to get used to the new normal A weird part of me, a twisted part of me, even Kind of misses it

A part of me misses the blanket The heavy blanket of grief The heavy blanket of empty sadness The heavy pressure on my soul Part of me finds comfort in the empty hollowness The deep sorrow my soul experienced While having that heavy blanket wrapped around itself

Part of me misses the knife The knife that cut through my heart at every memory I remembered Every memory of her The knife I tried to avoid by distracting myself The knife of truth, a painful truth, I tried to dodge Even though that only made the cuts bigger, the pain worse

Part of me misses the needles The needles that would prick my soul The needles which poked and taunted me from within The needles that came with each guilty thought, each unanswered question The needles of guilt and confusion, which I didn’t know how to deal with back then The guilt and confusion plaguing my very self at random

Sometimes, the freight train hits me again That’s the only thing I can’t really miss Not yet, at least It’s less bad, it hits less hard Less noticeable than when it was still new and fresh But it is there It hits with anything that reminds me of her It hits as I imagine what it would be like if she was still here Only to remember that she isn’t Not anymore The freight train brings the missed feelings back It comes with the blanket of sadness, knife of truth and needles of guilt and confusion Even though they’re all less heavy Less hard to deal with Less hard to swallow pills

I don’t know why I miss the fresh days of grief I didn’t like those times at all And still, an odd part of me Feels drawn to them Like a nostalgic memory I miss the blanket, even though it’s better that I learn to sleep without it I miss the knife, even though it’s good my heart is healing I miss the needles, even though it’s good that I’m hurting less What’s going on with me?

Feel free to comment and give your opinion on it but please don’t be mean, as this is a vent poem.

“We’ll figure it out, together” is by far my favorite phrase in the English language. Bonus points if it’s said in a gentle manner and in a hurt/comfort situation. Yes, I’m talking about Murder Drones. Yes, I mean *that* scene in episode 4.